Pure laugh, if there is a similar, purely coincidence, please do not be true.
1. Our products represent the latest philosophy!
That is to say, no one knows this, what is it, first stir, and then say it.
2, there is no XXX technology in our products because it is complicated and useless ...
In fact, we don't know how to do it at all.
3, we have its patents!
One day, a few agency guy came, I found a very special gene from me, and then they applied for patents. Since then, I will have to have my genes on my children. Paying, because I "distribute" the patents they have! ?
4, free long live!
In other words, you must give me a white, let me use your software for free, or you are robbing, vampire, liar!
5. There is nothing in technology, which can meet the needs of customers is the most important.
No technology, what do you get to meet our needs?
6, everything is based on technology!
The razor produced by our company can also be used as a mobile phone ... um, look from the surface, it is a shaving knife, but actually, it is a mobile phone ... You ask me what kind of shaving? What do I do? There is a razor that can only be used to call, is it cool, right?
7, our products are fully compliant with the XXX standard.
Our products are fully compliant with our standards.
8, our new products are developed as scheduled ...
Delayed as scheduled.
9. Our products have been tested every line of code!
Code, not this test ~
10, our products have no vulnerabilities!
Yes, patching is just to make your system administrator to do anything.
11, our system is unbreakable!
Believe me, this planet has a few top hackers and that hundreds of thousands of guys downloading crack tools, no one can break it.
12, our products can meet all your requirements!
Do you believe this?
