The most funny emperor who died in history

xiaoxiao2021-03-06  15

Who said who said, people have a dying, or is more than Taishan, or lightly. The death of the emperor is generally not small, not a few in Taishan, lightly in Hong Kong, I want very much, I will say a few more fun, for everyone. It's a bit cruel, and the death of people is looking for, 8 passes, this, the death method of these old brothers is indeed.

It is said that the most embard of the death of the history is that the East Jin Xiaowu Emperor Musei. The old brother is like most of the emperor, which is addicted to the sound, and it is awkward to drink. I was drunk, and I quarreled with the pet. Zhang Gui people, pay attention, it is quarreling, not the emperor to reprimand the peculiar, but the emperor and the peak, I am a quarrel. Finally, Sima students gave it anxious. If I got out of a huge, I won't care about you! I am so many people, I am looking for someone else! "After finishing, I fell to sleep.

The Zhanggui who is still awake is beginning to ponder, the old man does not care about me? Looking for someone else, can you? ! Now I am so beautiful, you will ignore me, then I will wait for me to be old, and have a good day? ! The more I want to get too much, the more I want it, the more I don't want, finally, Ms. Zhang bite his teeth, a little heart, recruit a few palace women, move a few beds, three times, in addition to the second, put it in the sweet sleep, Sima students gave life I died. Poor pure Sima classmates, for a small two-digit mouth, I lost a emperor who had been repaired for a few generations.

It is said that the most bizarre in history, the Junjun Jinjing Ji Ji, Jun, Junjun, Jun. This old brother is a generation of national monarchs that really master to kill the right. It is a bit older disease. Mr. Jinguo's fortune, probably a greasy, said that you are old, but it is time to eat new wheat this year. Mr. Ji did not hurt, and when the new wheat was down, I held my fortune, holding a rice bowl: You see, you said that hungry does not eat new wheat, hungry this to see you! However, you have to starve to death first, who told you that you are not allowed! Said that the dismissers scored the fleet.

The old man took the rice bowl, just to eat, suddenly feel that the stomach is uncomfortable, saying to the left, uncomfortable, hungry first go to the hunger, saying, put down the bowl. The left and right waiters, etc., the rice is cold, I still don't see the national monarch, what is going on? I went to find privately. In the palace, I couldn't find it. Finally, in the hunger, I found Mr. Ji, it turned into the dung pit. Later, some people praised that Mr. Ji is the first emperor who is difficult to the toilet. Khan one;

In fact, there is a doubt in my heart, and the toilet has been in 2000, is it so backward? Even the king of a country has to squat, is there no toilet? . . . . . Khan one;

One is the Qin Qin Qin Wu Wang winged (first sweat, the name of this monarch is "sensuality"). In fact, this monarch is more promising. At the age of 17, you are young and have, and Qin State is also prosperous, and the princes are afraid. Where is it good, it is a bit stupid, like it, I don't accept it, I don't want to get big gain. Out of the 23 year old, I saw the Ding Ding, who was Luoyang, is more hard, I heard that the surname Meng's Surgents can lift it, not to say that they can also lift it, the result is really true, but there is no fire, fall down I have broken the thigh, I put the medical conditions at the time, it was almost died in Luoyang for two days. Another favorite candidate is not an emperor, but what is the golden branch jade leaf, the son of the Han Dynasty, the famous head is enough, Guangling Wang Liu Qing. This Liu Tongxue is also a good embryo, and the natural body is strong and brave. But you can resist it, you can't like this abnormal activity. Liu Tongxue does not love gold and silver beauty, I like to fight with the dog. It is said that he has a large Xiong Court in his own place, and it has a brown bear, Grizzlies, Black Bear, Malay, and White Bear. . . . . . polar bear? ! Who knows. In short, Liu Tongxue has become a day, and he will ponder how to fight with the bear and ask the teacher for this. After three different five, enter the bear garden to take a bear to a fat, hero! 8 When the mud, heroes also had lost hands, finally one day, Liu Tongchi met a powerful bear, playing, scratched by the dog bear. . . . . .

You said that Han Wu Emperor, more English tomorrow, how to take such a baby son. . . . . . .

The "Red Pills" of the four major suspected cases said that it is the emperor of the Ming Dynasty for forgotten, that is, the spring medicine is too much, even the female, the result is more refined, and finally death, really positive and exhausted: For these emperors, he is worthy of death.

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