1. No money, no right, no longer greeted you, can you follow me? 2. I bought a computer and not on the broadband, it was as good as alcohol, but I was a monk before eating. 3. I won't be bent over the sky, because the junction of the sky will not fall, let alone banknotes. 4. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never brush the bowl. I will definitely not sweep the bowl, do it together? You are an alien! 5. Watching TV lying on the bed is better to go to bed when watching TV. 6. Give me a fulcrum, I put the car of the neighbor to the ditch, save him, I will press the speaker. 7. Those women who participated in the beauty, they couldn't find a good man, because a good man was married, such as me. 8. If the leader does not give me a salary next month, I will resign, I will send him two Chinese before resignation, and I will die. 9. If the pig will fly, who is still buying a plane? It's not going to ride a pig. 10. My tie can't find it, isn't you find a rag yesterday? 11. In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, that is much tired, or China is good. 12. You still let me kneel, I can't stand it! 13. Even if it is a scorpion, I will never marry the mother. 14. Drinking white wine a pound, I will definitely don't feel, because I have died for half a catty. 15. My mom has lived on a birthday, and it is better to send two large spine and boil. At least you can be used. 16. I am still looking for you next life, because in addition to me, you are the foolish.
