18 reasons for girlfriends
1. The highest realm in the sword is "sword". If life can be reached in S, what is the husband? 2, never lost love. The truth is very shallow, so that the poor hanging will not fall. 3, philosophers say, a woman is equal to 500 ducks. Even if I am fine, I will not raise so many ducks, let alone a lot of things. 4, don't write to the father to complain to Dad: Xiamen's living expenses have doubled. 5, don't have to sit with sad film, you don't have to hand towel. 6, let N girls are harmful to the moon for a long time (n is non-negative integer. After this article, n = 0). 7. Don't follow the rules, converge, and make a saints. I am a vulgar person, the sham is used to it, I can't change it or I don't want to change. 8, encounter beauty, you can see enough without any bad consequences. Even if her boyfriend is nothing to do, he is a chance to fight. 9. Don't look for your girlfriend. Mr. Kong, who has sent a finish, said to its student, "three people, there must be my teacher". It can be seen that his old man's family is, otherwise, he will say, "three people, there must be bulb". 10, every time you see the "Xiangzi" of the campus to walk through the "Xiangzi" door with "Tiger Niu", in the Silk Day and heavy rain, I deeply realized the brilliant achievements of our great motherland, even women's status I have a few steps. In order to support the increasingly high male mission, I decided nothing. 11. Find a beautiful woman to be a girlfriend, like buying a good bicycle, rush, night anti-stealing, the days have long been, I am afraid I have to get the neurasthenia; find an ugly woman, not what I will. Lu Xun said, "I can see" Plato's love, I can say, but I can't do it. " me too. 12, if I am famous for a certain day, then I have a girl, and I will call "XXX and I am in Xiamen", and I will make a lot of money. 13, will not be "reopening light friends". When you don't have something, you can drink a bowl with friends, eat meat. 14. For beauty, although I am going to it, I will never pursue her. If you want her to pursue her such a good boy, is it good to make her self? 15, will not face "You want it (her), still want me,". I love the back words, love to sing, love to go online, fortunately, they will not give me a "two choice one" problem like this. 16, people who are waiting for the people are busy, I am self-contained, I am not happy. 17. Listening to the tragic experience of the comrades of LLA (Love Loser Assosiation), the tragic experience of repeated defeat, and the same feelings are secretly comfortable. In fact, the world is nothing, mediocrity is self-being. I will not look for things. "Women will never hurt men", Sincere! 18, thank God, thank you, I didn't meet her, so I still live a happy life. Two simple examples: When there will be a lot of earthquakes in the middle of the night, there will be no calls from the warm bed, let you go with her, and there will be no one when I have a freezing style. Blowing to Somalia to give her a meal to say that I am at the time, I'm smashing more, I'm coming to freeze me. I finally finished writing. I know that many people want to cut me, no way, this year is really a little sacrifice for the truth.
