1.
There is a madhouse. One day, the dean wants to see how many people are ill. Let the nurse painted the door on the wall. I saw a patient crazy on the wall. The dean was very disappointed, and suddenly he saw that only one patient was indifferent. The dean is very happy, busy running over and asked him: "Don't you want to go with them? The patient replied:" This is a stupid hat, I have a key here! " "
2
.
In the mental hospital, there are two talks: "How is my novel?" "Yes, it is too many people." At this time, the nurse rushed to: "Hey, you will put the phone book."
3
.
Someone uses a notebook computer
,
Listening to friends saying that the mouse is better than the trajectory ball.
,
I borrowed a home trial to my friends.
.
Be uncomfortable
,
Electricity
.
One
:
Mouse ratio trackball hard
,
Slide for a long time
,
A little one
,
And press the button on the back
,
very inconvenient
...
4
.
A warship sailing at sea
,
On a night
,
A sailor suddenly found a little light in the distance
,
He immediately reported
:
"Reporter
,
There is a ship that is not far away from us.
,
If no change in the channel
,
It is necessary to hit it.
!
"
Captain
,
Call now "Call call
!
I am a captain
,
Please immediately put your ship
,
Channel to the east
10
degree
!
Return to the other party
:
"Call call
!
Please move to the west
10
degree
!
"captain
:
"I am a warship
,
You dare to call me
!
Outth
:
"test
!
I am a lighthouse
,
Try with you.
?
"
5
.
Spider and bee engagement
,
The spider was very unsatisfactory, so he asked him his mother: "Why do I want me to be bee?" The mother of the spider said: "The bee is a noisy, but people are also a flight attendant." The bee is very unsatisfactory, so Just asked her mother: "Why do you want me to marry the spider?" The mother of the bee said: "The spider is a little, but people are also engaged in network."
After marriage of spider and bees
,
At first happiness. Bees say: Ah, it's good, I can eat meat. Spider said: ah, I can taste honey. Later, I quarreled, the bees said: I don't go out all day long, I know to get your broken domain network!
Spider said: Going out all day, smashing a cosmetics straight away!
Finally, it is good, but the bee always blames: You are too closed, staying in your own net, can you communicate with the external network and the outside of the spider. Spider sigh: Hey, you don't know, the company is limited, it is really unobstructed.
6
.
American soldiers received a reward for Bush: caught an Iraqi soldier, you can get 100,000 US dollars! So Michel and Yuri began to search near Baghdad. A few days of labor, the two are exhausted, and they will enter the dreams on the ground. When Michelle woke up, I found that they were surrounded by more than 500 Saddam Republican Guards. He hurriedly waking Yuri shouted: "Get up, we have made a big fortune!"
Seduce
.
A farmer's daughter is too ugly, can't marrying, farmer has to let her go to corn as a scarecrow scare crow. As a result, after that, she became away from the crow, but even scared three crows sent the previous corn.
8
.
An international student in the United States, I want to test the international driver's license. When the exam is too nervous, it is seen that the upper mark is turned left. He asked he not assured
: Turn LEFT
? The invigilator replied:
Right.
So he immediately turned right. I am sorry that he only has next time.
9
.
Someone worked hard, and finally became small. On a day, I accidentally collided with an old outside, busy: I am Sorry.
Foreigners should be said:
I am sorry too.
Someone listened and said:
I am Sorry Three.
Foreigners are not resolved, ask:
What Are you sorry for?
Someone helpless, said:
I am Sorry Five.
10.
There is a small white rabbit to run happy in the forest
,
On the road, it encounters a giraffe that is roll marijuana
,
Little white rabbit said to giraffe
:
"Giraffe Giraffe
,
Why do you want to hurt your own things?
?
See how beautiful this forest is
,
Let us run together in nature
!
"Giraffe to see marja
,
Look at the little white rabbit
,
So I threw the mariji smoke
,
Running with a small white rabbit in the forest
.
Later, they met an elephant that was preparing to absorbardize caulokines.
,
Little white rabbit said to an elephant
:
Elephant elephant
,
Why do you want to hurt your own things?
?
See how beautiful this forest is
,
Let us run together in nature
!
"Elephant look at the ancient cock
,
Look at the little white rabbit
,
So I threw the ancient cicine
,
Running with small white rabbit and giraffe in the forest
.
Later they encountered a lion that was preparing to hit heroin
,
White rabbit said to the lion
:
Lion lion
,
Why do you want to hurt your own things?
?
See how beautiful this forest is
,
Let us run together in nature
!
"Lion looks at the syringe
,
Look at the little white rabbit
,
So throw the syringe
,
I rushed over a small white rabbit.
.
Elephant and giraffe scared
:
"Why do you want to make a small white rabbit?
?
It's so good
,
Caring to our health and call us close
nature
.
"The lion said angry
:
"This bunny rabbit
,
Every time I have a shocking pill, I pulled me like an idiot, I ran in the forest.
.
"
