俺 is a programmer. Three years ago, when I was studying a doctor at the Tea Polytechnic University, a company hired a project. When you complete your studies Leave the United States, the company needs to modify the procedure, so another programmer is hired to complete this work. Modesty (俺 Always modest), want to understand the procedures, is not ordinary people can do. In the program, a large number of unique algorithms, individual variables, function's naming method, and no time to give the program!
This programmer took more than 60 pounds of weight (there was no eating three months, and I spit it), 14 "height (in front of the computer screen for three months), finally ..... (Although his nickname is "Happy Tom") dead.
According to the on-site eyewitnesses, in front of his life, bowed in front of the computer desk, his hands hit high film worship, and the expression said peacefully: "Heroes! I sue You!"
When the corpse is anatomy, the doctor found that this person has a sponge, but he has never eaten any food related to meat (beef, lamb, pork, fish, chicken ... and human meat) from birth. To this end, the doctor published a paper "overcast cerebral defect syndrome". It is reported that with this paper, the doctor has been launched as the winner of the next Novi Medical Award.
After heard of the President of Microharma, I used three weeks to read a module in the system. Dadi is full of expectations, from the middle and understand the essence of software design, decided to launch ".NOT" plan to confront ".NET". Within two minutes, the company's stock is released in two minutes, and there is a maximum of 3 million words) 0%. It is estimated that by 2100 international trade will give up the currency, change to the use of slightly rigid stocks, and all the central banks are all treated as foreign exchange reserves.
A unknown physicist reads the needs of users in the bathtub. After the system design book, suddenly jumped up, and the body ran to the street, and Xi Ruo shouted: "I found it! I found it!" ! " He became the thirteen of the world truly understanding "quantum mechanics". Its published papers "Improving principle of programming and user demand" became the Bible of the programmer and was designated by the World Computer Federation as a systematic analyst examination textbook.
After a meteorologist browsing the program interface, Mourn opened. The mathematical model of the "Pole Butterfly Flying Track of the Arctic Butterfly Flying Trajectory" based on "Chaos" theory is completed, and successfully predicted that the trend of major stock markets in 2002 (excluding deep, Shanghai and two cities) were successfully died Specifies the successor of the Quantum Foundation (written to the Quantum Foundation Member).
The news is transmitted, and the various materials designed by the program are widely circulated in various forms. Since this information is frequently exchanged on the network, there are 3 million servers in the world, the CPU of the server is burned, and the eagle's ear prior is forced to compensate for 4948 (death, death) billion stocks.
A architect got inspiration through the source program and built a maze theme park. For tourists who walk out of the labyrinth, 10 million small hard stocks. "As of now, according to incomplete statistics, more than 200 million tourists have already entered the maze in the year, and there is no report on receiving prizes."
After reading the user manual, a musician successfully restored the famous piano "black Friday". When the 1 millionth manual in the user manual, after the birth of the piano "black Friday" jumper, the musician was arrested in the "terrorist" crime, and is now detained in the Basement of the Nanyou of the New York World Trade Building. .
After listening to the conversation of the company's manager to negotiate, the small disaster is "down the sand" war to formulate the policy: order the national media publicly guess the military plan, and "disclose the military high-level". In order to completely fainting the sand acres. IBM has decided to use the development of superchard superb. Expected performance: PX 50.8G array (4294967296), memory 10,000G, 10000000000000000000G capacity hard drive.
After meticulous research, the bidding of the year and the procedure completed, a big director took a giant film with a super luxurious lineup (the brief referred to as the giant flakes) "Squid", and has an unprecedented hype.
The boss of this company will write a memoir with all the processes of his cooperation. The topic is called "Enterprise wants to close it, and do ERP". With its copyright income, the increase in income tax in the United States is up to 1000%.
Come on. Although I made a good contribution to the world, I resolutely returned to the country, working in a small Internet cafe with only 5 computers, and won the respect of the netizens for all the online agreements for the computer in one month. .
