Eight humorous philosophy
architect
A lady called the architect, saying that her bed will sway whenever the train passes. "This is not a nonsense!" The architect replied, "Let's take a look." After the architect arrived, the lady suggested that he was lying in bed, and realized that the train passed when the train passed. The architect just lie down, and the husband of the lady came back. He saw this situation, so he will drink: "What do you lying on my wife's bed?" The architect war replied: "I said that I am waiting for the train, will you believe?"
[Epiphany] Some words are true, but they are very fake; some words are fake, but it is unquestionable.
Lure
The British gentleman and French woman took a box, and women want to attract this British. She complained about her cold after she took her down. Mr. gave her his quilt, she still said cold. "How can I help you?" Mr. asked frustrated. "I am young, my mother always gives me warm with my body." "Miss, I love it. I can't jump off the train to find your mother?"
[Epiphany] The man is a good man, and a man who doesn't understand the style is a good man.
spoon
Mike walked into the restaurant, got a soup, and the waiter immediately gave him the end. When the waiter just came, Mike screamed: "Sorry, this soup can not drink." The waiter re-gave him a soup, he said: "Sorry, this soup can not drink." The waiter had to call the manager. " . The manager nodded toward Mike, said: "Mr., this dish is the most hand of this store. Welcomed by customers, isn't you ..." "I said, where is it?"
[Epiphany] If there is any fault, it is of course a good thing. But we often change it correctly, leave mistakes, the result is wrong to add bad.
Eruption
In the dining room, an abnormally humble man touched another customer, and the man is wearing a coat. "Sorry, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I am not." The man answered. "Ah," he comfortably, "I didn't make a mistake, I am him, you wear his coat."
[Epiphany] It is not easy to do it. The straight-up person often lowers; the people who are rational, but it is as strong as cattle.
Call back
A Scottish is going to London, and I want to visit an old friend by the way, but I forgot his address, so I gave my family a telegram: "Do you know the address of Toma? Speed!" On the day, he received A expedited power back: "Know."
[Emperor] When we finally find the most correct answer, it found that it is most useless.
Sad story
There are three people to New York holiday. They booked a suite at 45th floor of a high-level hotel. One night, the elevator of the building has failed, and the waiter arranges them in the hall overnight. After they discussed, they decided to go back to the room and agreed to laugh, sing and tell stories to alleviate the fatigue of the landing. The joke said, the song also sang, it is hard to climb to the 34th floor, everyone feels exhausted. "Well, Peter, you will talk about a humorous story." Peter said: "The story is not long, but it is sad: I forgot the key to the room."
[Epiphany] We are painful, so humorous; we humor, so happiness.
Sell books
A very famous writer will come to the bookstore. The bookstore owner is favored, and all the books will be transferred to the writer. After the writer came to the bookstore, I was very happy, asked: "Do you only sell my book only?" "Of course not." The bookstore boss answers, "Other book sales roads are very good, all sold." [【悟】 "马 马 "is a strange word: you are in the flattening of him, and it is insulting him.
Help in the hall hall, an old lady walked to a middle-aged person to say before, politely said: "Sir, please help me write the address on the postcard?" "Of course." Middle-aged people according to the requirements of the middle age Done. "Thank you!" The old lady said: "Help me write a little dialect, ok?" "Well." Middle-aged people wrote the old lady, smiled and asked: "What else wants to help? Does it? "
"Well, there is a little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Help me add one sentence: the writing is scribbled, please forgive me."
[Epiphany] If you refuse to help, people will hate you a week; if it is not perfect enough, it is better to ...
