One said that the university boys dormitory, give people the first feeling is dirty and shared $ # @ & *%, etc., all the adjectives are not enough here, graduating occasionally talks about these things with friends, some Recalling that I still feel deep, so I will pick some BT's put here to share it with everyone, let's talk, there is a jerk or the comrades who are more disgusted with dirty habits. Otherwise, otherwise ... you I will know about it.
First talk about lazy
The plot 1: I am more lazy, I don't forced it. I have to wash clothes, sometimes T-shirts and socks, etc., until wearing it, you can't wear it, you will be thrown away. A pair of socks have been worn for too long, and the whole feet of the front can be exposed. In the evening, I saw the classmates before going to bed, asked: Good personality wrist, where is it?
Faint ... immediately throw away the pair of socks next day. Epsical 2: The old four of the upper shop is strong, and the dress after dirty clothes will not be washed, put it there. When you need it, you will pick more clean from a large pile of dirty clothes. Once, Jy Jy didn't know, the result of the next day, the mentor did just let him go to the podium to the podium, the result ... Oh, haha, I can't look up in a few days. Classmates.
The plot 3: The most powerful is the boss of the bedroom, a coat can wear a winter, successfully solve the problem of inconvenient in the sky. So we ask him to teach secrets - my jacket I can wear, he explains, you can change the other side.
- That side is also dirty? We continue to ask
- When the other side of the outside is dirty, the side inside is almost clean.
-why? We don't understand
- Because the surface inside is clean on the sweater ...
Khan ... fainting, big cold
- What kind of sweater is not dirty? We continue to ask
- The sweater is not tight, and it is not seen inside anyway.
Dizzy ... sweat ... giant cold
- Just turning it out until it is inside, outside, sweaters can't be dirty, it is dirty, what should I do? We break the casserole asked
- Don't worry, at that time, winter has long passed ...
Vanish ... Waterfall sweat ... Silent ... Frees ...
Although this kind of words are in the boys, although they are generally used, they can also survive in June, sweating in the twilies.
However, these are not what is wrong than the dirty.
The boys are lazy, they will be dirty, I am.
Equation 4:
Sometimes there will be mosquitoes in the bedroom. I slept in a night, I was awake, I was very annoyed, and I was fascinated, and I got the past, I heard the "", I feel the whole world. There are many calm, and it is fascinating. The next morning, I found less socks. I remembered that I didn't think of my sock last night. I didn't see the trace. I was looking at it when I was confused. I found that the sock was firm. Sticking on the wall without falling overnight ... sweat ...
Episode 5:
Socks, etc., will be very sticky, and this bedroom is also deeply appreciated. When I took a shower with him, he suddenly "ah" when I took off my pants, I got a lot of JJ. I didn't solve him, who knows him:
--TMD underwear is too long to stick to JJ, just getting too much to pull JJ Pi Pilate ...
Collapse ING, a circle of people in the scene all overfolded.
Episode 6:
The old second is also quite strong, I went to the movie that day. After coming back, I have been crying. I will know that I have been hung by GF, and then ask for details. When I was watching a movie, I bought some snacks with GF Looking at it, I found no paper towels after I finished eating, I didn't have a paper towel. I saw it as if I had a handkerchief. I took out to GF. After the GF was wiped, I wiped my mouth, I feel somewhat, the cinema is too dark. Can't see, GF always feel awkward, brought the old two lighters and find that there is a handkerchief, and the other is the old two socks ...
Khan ... The old two has the habit of picking up the foot feet such as the classroom, and every time, the socks are plugged in the trouser pocket ...
Episode 7:
The most powerful or boss. Once in the bedroom, everyone is more smell (if you think we are idle, even this is more than), you can see that steam floating from the feet, full room, all rooms, Sighing, only the boss of the place is not going to make a silent boss, he doesn't hurry, take off the socks, put the feet out ... you can see the steam of the gas, but not going up, but down, ! God ... What is that ingredients, it is better than the air! Suddenly, the taste filled the whole bedroom, how to describe it, just like a fierce pickled cylinder and add some smelling tofu, it is better, and the whole bedroom retreats throughout the bed ...
Everyone is so embarrassing until there is a bitterness.
The next plot belongs to a high degree of appetizer level. It is recommended to prepare for meals or friends skip, otherwise ... Don't blame I have not remind you ...
Episode 8:
I met many netizens during the university, regardless of GGJJDDMM, often invited to bedroom.
Three of the other weekend dormitory came out of the Wales CS, and I gave a PLMM to drink alcohol in the bedroom, this MM often comes to our bedroom, very familiar with everyone, so I am very open, and I also like this PL. Cute mm, I feel very happy with her, so the two people don't know how much, they have been drinking the bedroom lock door to react. Anyway, I can't go, the two continue to drink, and they have been falling in the table until I don't know.
In the middle of the night, I woken up by MM, I looked at her, MM said she would think convenient. It is also no wonder that there are so many drinks at night. This will always want to release memory.
I told her that I went to the corridor to the head is toilet, but the boys' dormitory only has a male toilet. She shook his head and said not to go to the male toilet. I was afraid of being seen.
I thought about it, saying that I was going to find a wall in the corridor, I usually do this.
She frowned and smashed his mouth and won't say that the drum is said to death. If so, I would rather go to the male toilet.
What to do, really trouble ... I am a bit difficult.
Suddenly, I thought that we sometimes lazy to go out, I got a drinking beer bottle and handed her, telling her that I can use this solution first, I will remember it in tomorrow.
She thought about it, did not say it again, it seems to agree with this method.
But she didn't reach out to pick up the bottle, just rubbing his lips, look at the bottle, and see me again?
what happened again? I scratched my head and looked at the bottle and looked at her again.
Yes, the girl's root male child is different, can't be very convenient to aim such a small bottle mouth, I think.
Let me see around the shelf on the door of the roof door. I found a big space cup under the shelf. It looks more dirty, there should be no one should use it. So I handed her with her, she nodded, and I would like to leave it temporarily.
I just want to be convenient, I will go out to put the door.
After walking two steps, she also drinks too much. I always feel that I don't feel relieved, I quietly returned to the window from the curtain gap.
MM put the cup on the stool, separate the legs, pick up the skirt, cover the cup into the skirt, then use the hand to help, close your eyes, relax, you seem to prepare ......
It seems that there should be no problem ... thinking, I turned to the toilet.
I know that girls have slowed down. In order to prevent in case, I turned in the corridor to go back.
I knocked on the door, didn't respond, pushed the door and found that she fell asleep at the table.
I laughed and shook his head, woke up her, helping her bed and slept.
After the arrangement, I got an yast, I didn't think much, I went to the bed of the old four.
Just sleep until the next morning, they came back, wake us up.
- I got up the lazy squid, the old man said that he looked at the big bottle, hey, how much did you drink ...
I played a yawn and got up, MM also got up and worked together.
I slept in the old two to the bed, it seems that I am too tired last night.
The old four came to the shelf, picked up a glass of water and screwed the cover and drunk.
- Wow, this water is not broken ... I have a few mouthfuls of drinking and I found it.
The boss took a cup to smell, brow wrinkle: water is getting off, can't drink, fill it ...
- Ah, that ... mm suddenly squatted, his face was red and left.
- What happened, I didn't sleep well, I think she is not too self-on, pat her head and say: Go, I will send you back, then you will make up.
......
On the way she went back, she suddenly attached to what I said in my ear, I almost sprayed out - the original in the morning is that she is convenient last night. The cup ...
Waterfall sweat ... Arctic cold ... Heads and sweys ...
On the way back, I decided not to tell the old four good ...
God, I thought it was a cup of laundry powder. It was a cup of the old four. It seems that we really want to pay attention to personal hygiene ... I started to celebrate it is not my own cup ...
... But then I always feel that I don't say it, I can't help but I am, I finally couldn't help but tell him in the morning, poor
The old four helped the wall to lane a long day, and there was no appetite for several days.
Every time MM retrospect, I will feel shy and funny, and we also decided to change your own habits and bad style.
Later, the habits of everyone have improved a lot. Reverely, I feel that I haven't tasted it. We all have fun. I am really thank you MM. In addition to the fourth, he still feels a loss, so I want to have a good MM, so ...
Stressing, then the following plot belongs to the restricted level, it is recommended that the heart of the stomach is the heart of the heart of the heart, otherwise ... You don't throw me with stinky eggs.
Also, everyone will only be imitated after reading.
Episode 9:
This is a thing that is only doing this bedroom.
I don't know where to learn, I bought some spicy tofu from the school cafeteria. After stirring, put some ham, poured into a lot of purple egg soup, and smashed into a sturdy. At first glance.
- I rely on, so disgusting, get what to do! Everyone expresses dissatisfaction with the old four of the fourth
So I since I started to tell us his plan:
Fort time about MM came out to eat together, put these disgusting things into plastic bags in the clothes, there is a lot of diet, then put these things out, next ... eat back ... ... The effect must be very people ...
- Wow ... telling here, the sleep is already turning it.
But I think it is quite interesting. I really want to know what the effect will be, I feel very stimulating, so I will start preparing this plan together ... If the arrangement, the 4 people in the evening, I invited MM to eat together. The boss of the giant disgusting thing has been drinking with the bullion, and we have a few to prevent the eye and prepare for action.
Suddenly, the boss "Wow", a bunch of pastries spitd him full of big bowls in front of him.
MM is a sudden situation, and it is a little surprised to look at the boss.
Three of us left each other, pick up the spoon, and compete for the things in the bowl.
- Wow, don't eat it, you can't spit it, more waste. We said while eating
MM smashed his mouth and looked at our straightforward. People near the table are also used to see the god of the aliens.
No matter how much, continue to eat.
The old four also specially scattered a spoon to MM: the taste is good, you don't want to come ...
The poor MM immediately got up and rushed to the toilet, and I believe it must be guilty.
We are smirked, and we still eat, and make a few people near the table.
- Haha, good fun, enough stimulation. The old four sides said that they smirked, it seems that he is revenge.
- Wait ... The old two seems to find out what, this taste is somewhat ...
I also feel a little awkward, picking up a tomatoti: Why have we put the Tomatoes in these things? ......
Three people are inseparable, and they will focus on the boss.
- Ah, not ... the boss said, from the arms, I haven't disassembled the package: I am really vomiting, I haven't come to tell you ...
Suddenly, write "Qingtian 霹雳" four big words of big stones from the sky, turn over the ground
Wow ~~~~ Rely ~~~~~~~
After we frankly, we sent the boss to the ground.
Hey, after the event, we have a few MMs for a long time, you have a lot of appetite. If you don't have it, everyone will lose weight. Maybe only mm is not mentally mind: just add flowers on the brown, just to make the slim body to lose weight ......
Well, the above is some of the experiences of going to college, and I hope that there is no impact on the appetite of everyone.
