1, go home on the weekend, after dinner, the addendal addict, plan to take a walk. When you shine at the door, Dad asked me to do it? I said: "Go
Smoke! "As a result, Dad searched for a bag of white sand, kneaded me.
2, once from my mother, I went to my wife. After seeing my wife, the habitual call: "Mom!"
3, go to work in the morning, I found that the bicycle is not angry, so I want to call my mother to push it outside the door. Results I said: "Push my tire
go with. "Mom is confused, I smiled and quickly changed, and the result is also said:" Help my car tap! " "
4, once I drove, sitting next to my colleague suddenly asked: "How do you drive a safe case?"
5, once in the toilet, no paper. Just said to my wife: "Take the buttocks of the paper!"
6, a girl is falling in love, I advise her: "The two legs are not looking for, some of the three legs are!"
7, two people fight mouth, suddenly take a sentence next to him: "You are really full of things!"
8, colleagues and people arguing, anxious to open the sentence: "Do you think I have grown up?" I have been wondering what I grew up in the end.
of.
9, the computer class, the machine has a problem with the machine, so he shouted; "Boss, change the machine!"
10, watch the post while eating, Edison classic to listen, laugh at her, so she said to me: "Watch again, otherwise
Brain digestion! "
11, once asked a myopia, how many eyes, he wants to say 400 degrees, and the result is 400 watts, the stomach is dying!
12. The leaders of the Education Bureau inspects the inter-class operation. After the end, this should be announced by the physical education teacher "disbanding", but it is in a hurry, forget the words
Half a day, shouted: "Retreat!"
13. When a physical education student is in the internship class, many teachers listen to classes. He is too nervous. In the end, it is necessary to dissolve the team, and the brain is blank.
Hard clamped: "All pay attention, justice! Flash !!"
14. A group of students go to the suburban students to play. We bought a few watermelons in the kitchen. Call a classmate to take the knife, I haven't seen it for a long time.
Come, is doubt, he holds an cut melon, panic saying: I cut the pumpkin. Everyone is laughing, but after two seconds, everyone smiles, it turns out that he holds a melon!
15, a high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, like Luo Shangying (the Westward Journey Tang Dang), I will ask him questions, out of mouth: "Tang old
Teacher, this title ... "
16, there is something, there is a day, I drive on the road, there is no gas, ask where I have an inflatable, my colleague said: "The street is everywhere.
Ah! "
17. I went to McDonald's to buy a sweet barrel. I finally turned it. I can't wait to say: "Give me two rollers!" I didn't expect that waiter
Speaking loudly; "Two rollers, four dollars!"
18, the girl who touched a long time came out from the bathhouse, wanted to settle, took a half day: "You took a bath,
How much do you have a man? "
19, I have to eat, I said to the boss when I check out: "Husband! Check up!" At the time, the boss was next to ... 20, there was a teacher to go to the next week, see the blackboard did not rub, the anger: "Who is doing a villa in today? Blackboard does not wipe! "
21, once my uncle saw my little girl, suddenly called: "Your skin is so good, but also use protective?"
22, just bought a house, excited to call a buddy: 'I bought a house, but I have to have a house (forgetting "blank")
Decoration. "The buddies said:" Is there only one toilet? " Where do you live? "
23, the teacher left the homework, won't do it, and then go to the office to pay the operation, see the teacher said: "I finish
! "
24, a king's test driver's license day, particularly nervous. The examiner is difficult to say, and he called him a place where there is a fire hydrant. This Just
Tone: "Reporting the fire hydrant, there is an examiner on the side of the road, not allowing parking!"
25, the company raised a dog called: Xiaobai. One day, everyone is funny, my colleague is holding a cookie to talk to the dog: "Xiaobai, the whole office only you feed me." After three seconds, the whole office rushed!
