A deep HR joke

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One day, when a human resource female manager is walking in the business district, he suddenly hits a bus and unfortunately

. Her soul came to heaven, in paradise, she met PearlygateSst.peter.

"Welcome to heaven." St.peter said, before you make a decision, we have a problem to solve, you

Look, it is very strange, we have never had any human resource manager here, we don't know how to

Stay you.

"No problem, let me go in." This female manager replied.

"We also think so, but I also received a command, that is, let you live in hell and heaven.

Day, then choose where you will go to the world. "

"In fact, I can make decisions now, I am willing to stay in heaven."

"Sorry, we can go straight to hell in the elevator."

The door of hell is open, and the Human Resources Manager finds her own out of the elevator and came to a beautiful golf.

field. There is also a rural club in the distance, many of her human resources peers and human resources work with her.

Professor stands in front of her. They all wear evening gown and bless her. They go to her, kiss her face and talk about them

Time to go together. They conducted a wonderful golf competition, they came to the country club, where

She enjoys the dinner made of barbecue and lobster. She encountered Devil, a very good human resource manager,

She kids and dances, and it is very pleasant. She didn't know the managers of these human resources management here.

Such a pleasant. The time to leave, when she walks into the elevator, everyone is holding hands with her and waving to her

do not.

The elevator rises directly and returns to the pearly gates, st.peter is waiting for her.

"Now you have to live in heaven." He said, then this human resource manager in the next 24 hours.

In the clouds, you can play the harp and sing songs. She is very happy, when she understands this, 24 hours has passed

, And

ST.PETER came over and took her, "Now you have lived in hell and heaven, you have to make

select. "He asked, this human resource management manager hesitated for a second to reply:" Okay, I never think

After I want to choose, I mean, heaven is really good, but I think I will be more in hell.

Great. "

So St.peter sent her into the elevator and dropped to hell. When the door of the elevator opened, she found

It is rubbish and dirt around a desolate garbage. She saw her friends wearing a tattered clothing

The service is picking garbage, and putting the garbage in the bag, this is as dinner.

Devil approached her, took her hand on her shoulder, "I don't understand." Human Resources Manager settled Baba

Said, "Yesterday I came here, there is a golf course and a rural club, we eat lobster, and jump

Dance, very pleasant. Now how can I become a garbage course here and my friends are very unfortunate? "

THEDEVIL looked at her and said: "That is because we are recruiting yesterday, and today you have become us.

One member. "

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