If you can make MM happy, not very huang's short and delicate joke, you have to laugh.

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Find a friend, let him say 3 times "mouse", and then say 3 times "mouse old", after he finished "the mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse old, mouse old, the old, the old", and immediately asked him "Cat" What is most afraid of ", I can guarantee that he will answer" mouse ", I have tried many times, trial is not unhappy.

Just find 3 things, such as 3 cups, let your friends say "forget" when you knock the first time, knock the second saying "love", the third say "water", the beautiful name test you Friends' reflection, after a few times, don't stop the first, if your friends follow, "Forget, forget, forget, forget, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, ..." Oh, the effect is coming out .

Find a mm, saying is to test her English capabilities. Say a word, mm said the second letter of this word. Just say a few times at the beginning, then the play begins.

Let's talk about husband, MM will say u (you);

Saying Wife, MM will say i (i);

repeatedly.

do you understand?

You ask him: "What is a three-point water plus one?"

He thought about it, "Uncertain, 涞 (LAI)?"

You ask again: "A three-point water plus one?"

His 80 will say: "What word? Is there this word? Go?"

In fact, it should be "law" ...

Promote 1 finger, ask others "this is a few"

Promote 2 fingers again, ask others "this is a few"

Promote 3 fingers again, ask someone "1 1 is a few"

10 people answered

Look at Wang Shu's novel, "half is a flame, half is the sea" game is very interesting. Just the one in the hand, then answer the question

Is there a big number in question?

Something, no one, is there any other party

Until talking about 100,000

Finally, if there is any other party back to your fool, it is very alert to the "no"

Everyone is doing with me

Let me say "ah"

Then "Ah", the third sound, and "Oh" even

Then "ah" sound is a little longer. Let's read with "Oh"

Finally, "Oh" shorts.

A: I will tell you a story. I have a fool before. I ask him if he says "no", if you ask him, have you eaten? He said "no", what is your name? He said "no". Oh, right, have you heard this story?

B: no. ........... # @! # ^ & #! ~

The weakest is that this joke in our office has been circulated, and the old brother next to him just heard it. When we ran to us, I would like to sell it. Everyone knows that he is going to do it, The ignorant expression made him continue to say, when he said, "What is your name? When you say 'no'?" I suddenly asked my brother, I suddenly asked the Thunder, I went to the bell: Hey, you yesterday Overtan? I saw that even if I didn't want to get out: "No"!

By the way: You can say that I want to measure your English response skills, stick it to the left hand, say that my thumb is a, the index finger is C, the middle finger is M, the ring finger is S, the little finger is X, Then, in order to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese. Then, you refer to the fish, she will say M, you refer to the unknown finger, she will say s, then tell the pig, she will say A, then I have a thumb and say pigs, she will always say: a, A, A, A, A, A, if MM is smart, then try more to try another finger, then say that MM is told to her: I drink a cup, you drink a bite.

Then repeat .... I clear, you ..........

Put your hands on the thigh, then the left hand is a moving action, and the right hand will do the movement of the up and down, make a few times, change the hand, change the movement of the right hand, the left hand is a moving action ... so repeated ...

Yes, the speed is fast, and it is no effect. Oh, try it, most people can't say

A: In addition to people, what is the most like "why"?

B: I don't know.

A: It is a pig!

B: why?

what! ! !

Speaking of an old story, the more people get, the better:

Adventure story. Grandfather is in the sea experience!

Grandpa is a very waterful fisherman. This day, the weather is very good, he shouted the little grandson and saved the fish together.

Who knows that there is no shortcomings in the sea, the weather is mutated, and the sea has gone. Little grandson is very afraid, grandfather comfort him: Don't be afraid, grandfather has been so many years, this style is too afraid?

Suddenly, a big wave hit and picked the ship pulp into two.!

Grandpa helplessly said to Sun Chun: Head, the slurry is over!

Pig English spelling is pug?

- wrong, is PIG

- No, how do I remember is u (you)

- You make a mistake, it is i

- Pig is you

- Pig is I

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