1, kid, dare to bubble me! You said, is it a single or group? Group, let's give you one; one pick, you pick us!
2, often function and index function E of X times walking on the street, seeing differential calculations far away,
The frequent function is scared to hide, say: "It is different from it, I don't have anything!"
The index function is not panicked: "Can it like me, I am e, X-times!"
The index function meets the differential operator.
Index functions self-introduction: "Hello, I am e the x times."
Delicate calculation: "Hello, I am 'D / DY!'"
3, the summer is coming, the weather is hot, a group of "BT" to Beibei, in a while, the word "B", let a "T" word ...
4, life in the middle of life 22 years, refused 3 times, was rejected twice, currently 3: 2 lead ...
5, recently your boyfriend is good, there is / he, go to BBS water every day!
I use my ID to Irrigate, what about you? / Let me use my father!
I told my girlfriend that you also entered the alumni, hehe, people think about BBS!
BBS, good! MM and more PP, we have been filled with!
Learn our profession, nothing, play the game every day. With this BBS, hey! It's really worthy of this computer!
BBS, Irrigation tomorrow! / BBS, daily irrigation!
6, successful men are busy in the sky, JB is busy at night; the failed man does not have a bird during the day, and the birds don't have anything at night. So, I have to do successful men!
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7. I have been awarded awards from the years:
On April 29, 1985, a small red flower was awarded by the big class Zhao Grandma;
On June 1, 1998, the maximum prize was awarded once, and Mr. Liu sent a small one;
On a certain day in 2000, the newcomers of the class basketball team was orally praised by Zhang Tianguang.
On December 18, 2001, Beijing Computer Sports Lottery was once, 5 yuan from the handsome guy hair bonus.
8. (Anhui University BBS) and still spent the moon, the dinosaurs sat into the fairy.
9, Confucius Dongyou, in the second child, defend, and ask.
A child said: I am born in Shandong in Japan, so you will be an east.
A child said: Sunset, Japan is also clear, it is a west.
Confucius can't decide, and then ask Laozi (that is, me).
Laozi smiled: What do you know? There is no roots in Japan, you can count! !
10, laigue anti-theft anti-logistics ...
11,
The computer is my big wife, I have faced a big wife, I have a big wife.
The network is my second wife -> Shang two wife -> The second wife is broken -> I finished
Shuishu is my three wife visited the three old women's big wife sold
12. For single sisters, I have always been fighting; I have never given up; I have never given up; I pay attention to the girl, I pay attention to excavation; for less than sixteen, there must be strategic vision.
13. "I like the girl is like a talent like a jade, like Baodi as sensible, as beautiful as Keqing, like Xiang Yun, loyalty like Li Wei, like a spring, like Feng Jie, as savvy, It is also like Yuan Spring, huh, huh ... "" But I don't like girls like 玉 as weak, Baodi is like privately, and I can't live in the world. Xiang Yun is like the world, and the spring is the same. Heart is cold, and you are the same as that, haha ... "
14. If you eat more fish, you can make a brain make people become smart, then I have to eat a pair of whales ... :(
15. If you want to be with me, first soon! I will be yellow, I am so mad! I will be in the yellow, I am so cool! I finished me again, I am so awkward!
16. On the Xicheng, Zhuge Liang has a song, the rest of the sound, and the 150,000 Wei Jun, who is surrounded by the city. Zhuge Liang: "Thank you all, each of each invoice is one or two." Wei Jun was shocked, between the moment, 150,000 people escaped a no longer ...
17. I have a biggest dream: 20 ** The last round of the architect league, this is a competition that I can win the international Milan to win the championship and Juventus. The last minute of the game, Recoba Passing the Pair of Jieri, in the position of the ten meters, swaying three defenders, then pushing down the goalkeeper of Juventus, and finally hit the winning ball ... In the cheers of the audience, I will hold The lover's hand, go to the center of the court, where to hold our wedding. Cute Morati Chairman is our divorce, and the 80,000 kan fans of San Sido will ignite the candle to our blessings in heavy rain ...
18, the rivers and lakes rise up. People who are good at killing a blood road, known as knives; people who have a long sword, famous, known as swordsman; while in the water, people who like to hold a scoop is called ... huh, :)
19. After I am hidden in seven accounts, I finally understand - I really should be hidden is not an account, but my heart.
20, raining, don't forget to take an umbrella, wet body is small, gonor is trouble ~~~ :)
21, Buddha, color is empty, empty is color. Tonight, I want to be empty ... :)
22, a good man is a profound book of this Bo, the more you look at it; a good woman is the spring of Wang Qing, the more delicious. The man is a car, not only will be open, but also will be repaired; women are cups, not only drink, but also will pay. I am a woman, do you want to come to the product?
23, I miss the childhood: I remember the teacher of primary schools: "I will kick you out!" At the time, I wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. Now, dare to laugh but will not laugh ...
24, Irrigation, the magic weapon of BBS; divided into separation, and the root of the water people.
25, love life, Idon, natural beauty ...
26. They published a book in China's earliest on treating impotence - "Diamond"
They published a book in China's earliest text - "Emostas"
They built China's earliest fine library - Tibetan Pavilion
They offer 500 exposure mad - 500 naked
They name a Bodhisattva with a metamorphosis
They are: monk
27. He is a campus, she passed. Beautiful back, he can't help but shout: "You are beautiful, please stay!" She looked back, he was condensed. As a result, two people died together - she was ugly, he was scared; he was ugly, she laughed dead ... 28, light is not "RE", violating the Constitution! Frequent "R Text" is a basic national policy in my country!
29, I really want to spit a shit on your face!
30. In order to get the appreciation of your girlfriend, I have to do a sleeper today! ...... Oh, yeah ... It's so tired, today's prone, you will support it tomorrow!
31,
Big 1: Computer Network = high Repair
Big Two: Boxing Star = 4th level but █ / I fell!
Big 3: FIFA CS = degree does not ●
Four: One two three = unemployment
32. Start, I am fans who have a mm of MM; the result, I fell in love with the art of picking up.
33. The school-sent negotiating experts gathered on the roof of the main building. I took the "Glock18" in the hands. He turned to the hostage sun. He was scared to retreat. Please don't hurt the hostage, what is it? Require, we can consider! "" It's very simple, put the broken road of Xishan Bridge, the black store in the school, the health of the cafeteria is a good job, the dormitory is turned off, and the water price of the bathhouse is pressed down. One pressure ... "" Ok, you wait, I will go back to ask. "The negotiator went downstairs. About a smoke, he returned to the rooftop, shouting far: "You still shoot, we will not sue you ..."
34, two women AB - A: I heard that your boyfriend is Zhejiang University? B: Hey, I have such a good blessing ...
Two men CD - C: I heard that your girlfriend is Zhejiang University? D: fart! Your girlfriend is Zhejiang University!
35. If there is an incident, let us make a pair of small mice. The stupid love, the dullness has been in the past, and it is stupid together. Even if the snow seals the mountain, you can also hug your ears in the warm grass pile ...
36. The university life is sometimes like being raped by the eunuch, and the resistance is painful, not rebellious or painful!
37. Advance with the times, you and I go to the climax!
38. Look at a school's size first to see the quantity and type of contraceptive TAO in the school hospital ...
39. Ten years ago, Tianjin tastes the idol drama, meets the advertisements in the middle, and connects to the table or goes to the toilet; after ten years, Tianjin has a variety of advertisements, meets the idol drama, connect to the station or go to the toilet!
40, as a student of a UNICE, I am a person who is a Board, and the death is a department - dead!
41, the people I love have a master, love me is terrible; if you are in love, you will become in loneliness!
42, my own is kind, I usually stepping on an ant, I will read the Buddha, the ultimate soul, and the tomb of the graves, and I am afraid that they will be single lonely, and dozens of ants are treated. It can be made to do our best. I hope that sexual good people will contact me ~~~ (this era is really ah!)
43. After the graduation ceremony, a Tsinghua student took a taxi to say "hello, I am already Tsinghua 02-year graduate!" The driver said "I really smart, I am 66th", I will sell it. The old man of the sweet potato said, "There is no liberation when he graduated ~" 44, medical expert advice: water is the source of our lives, please quantify water every day. Go shopping every day, Irrigation, and use it to be healthy. I got a bucket of water, a barrel of water before meals, the key is to persist, focusing on participating.
45, I want to know why I want to know why I want to know why I just want to know why I don't know why I must know why. (This signature file is unable to say, because there is a meaning of every discrimination method)
46, "Irrigation" to the sea and stone! "RE" is looking at the eyes!
47, there is no money, I can take your hand wandering in the beach full of white sand;
1 yuan romantic, I can call your phone at the cool public telephone booth;
10 yuan of romance, I can buy bareflying ice in the hot summer day to let you cool down;
100 yuan of romance, I can buy Kantong boiled warm you on the cold night;
1000 yuan of romance, I can accompany you to buy your favorite clothes;
10,000 yuan of romance, I can buy a mobile phone to you, let us both happy voice zero distance.
48, no self-complaints, I didn't see the fall of the street, I'm going to have a hurry, I'm sneakly under the younger brother ...
49. Why didn't I have a university when I haven't put on college, I have to commit suicide. After the university, I wonder why so many people have gone to university!
50, my watch brother, more than 40 years. Attitude from the text, and the test three years without the middle.习 武, the training of martial arts is sent, and the middle drums will come out. Reproduce school, self-written, self-contained, and struggle.
51, a paragraph of unforgettable love at first sight lovers, forget the years of jewelery!
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51, a paragraph of unforgettable love at first sight lovers, forget the years of jewelery!
52. Be a woman "quite" good, be a man "quite" tired!
53, I am from Yunnan Yuanmeng / You come from Beijing Zhoukou / I hold your hand with fluffy hands / gently bite a bite / love / let us walk upright
54, God gave me the brain - so I think; God gave me a feet - so I ran; God gave me ten fingers - so I am online. After thinking, I am running online ...
55. Zhi Zhi to find a girlfriend "Thirteen Do not": 1-Dinosaur; 2- I have a boyfriend; 3- is not a virgin; 4- more than 1.65 do not; 5- is not a key; 6 - is Tsinghua 's don't; 7-read the research, don't; 8 - 1985, don't; 9 - 1981, don't; 10- There is a disability; 11 - Don't be dressed; 12- not gentle 13 - Men not!
56, friends, love? No? Then you are incomplete! :)
57, I am too handsome, there is a director to find me to play the actor of "Notre Dame" Paris ...
58. The night shift worker said: "Eating and ML is the first productive forces." I have turned over a month of capitalism, I found that Marx did not say this ...
59, honestly MM, accompany me to Irrigation; I irrigate the source, Jun Irrigation the source of the water; I D digging the pit, change M J II; with the moderator theory, with the talents; "top ten" (ranking " ) Don't panic, I don't regret it in the station; come on a small M m, and give it in the letter station. 60. When people only see the hero is a hero, but did not see the hero water ...
61, my loved on the flower is the Lord - 嘿嘿, it is awkward! ! ! Love me, the spring breeze - 嘻, because I am with me! ! !
62, I didn't see JJ, I won't see MM, I read the SL's long, I'm alive and Irrigation!
63, childhood, Dad Education me said: "China's male and female proportion is 107: 101, if you don't study, you are the '6'!" Growing, I have been tsing Tsinghua, I found that Tsinghua's male and female proportion 7: 1, I am still "6" !!
64. (Signature of the classmates of an engineering college) I want to fall in love ---- But it is late :(
65. The police uncle chased me three streets, four rivers, turned over five big mountains, and finally grabbed one of me ... one shoe!
66. On the way to Xi'an business trip, a Dalian brother blowing Dalian how good, then said that the 100th anniversary of Dalian held a very grand celebration cloud cloud, and then asked one next to: "Xi'an Buy City What is the celebration of the celebration? "The buddies next to Xi'an have been in a while, for a while, forced out a word:" I remember that Xi'an was in the city of 600 years, I made a 'bonfire show princes' ... "
67, 50 years later, when you are sitting next to the fireplace, Suner asked you: "Where are you in 2003 'SARS?" You don't have to say that I said: "Oh ... I was at home at the time." Hunan Province Skin Dure ... "On the contrary, you can proudly tell him:" For my country, I stayed in Beijing and "SARS" battle! "
68, being a man as Zhu Rongji, marry wife Xu Jinglei!
69. Study hard, think about it every day (eight characters, destroy people are tireless)
70. The three representatives of the four major principles of the first country are five permanent members, and the eight talents of the six orders of the seven military regions have advocated the top ten popular topics. (This old brother is thorough enough to political understanding and summation :))
71, my grandmother is still in the countryside. Since the beginning of my test, I said that I will go back to my grandmother to say: "There are a few places in the family, and this yard, these chickens, the pigs are given you." But see this year's employment situation, I finally realized that my grandmother is far-sighted and hard work ...
72, my university four years: eat less than pig, do more duck; sleep than the dog late, get up early!
In the 73rd, 21st, our new "four-way" goal is to give the sun to the river, press the railing to the Yellow River, and put the onset of the aircraft, and put the tile for the Great Wall!
74, gently, I am going back again. I waved a sleeve and went away a doctorate.
75, (Wuhan University, a buddy) punching Qinghua North, the foot kicks and kicks, the rest is the late generation, the old man disdain.
76. Every girl is once a tear angel. When you encounter your favorite boy, you will tears - so be mortal. So the boy must not live up to the girl, because the girl gave up the whole paradise for you! 77, each boy is a demon of hell. When you encounter your favorite girl, you will be moved - so becoming mortal. So the girl must not live up to the boy, otherwise the boy will return to the terrible hell! (CBBS is written by a senior man, cattle X!)
78, for the brothers, two ribs, for the beauty of the brothers. Brothers are like hand and feet, beautiful women like clothes, who wear my clothes, I cut him; beautiful women like clothes, brothers, who moved my hand, I wore him clothes! ! !
79, from now on, Laozi will only hate you alone, promise everything you have to put pigeons, you have to disclose you every sentence, you must bully you, you must despise you, others bully You, Laozi wants to bully you in the first time, you are happy, I will make you unhappy, you are not happy, Laozi will make you more unhappy, you always want you to think that I am your dream. Man! ! !
80, there was an article that deliberately dried water in front of me, but I didn't delete it until it was "RE" 10,000 times, I regret it. If God gives me another chance, I will define the "Dragon King" POST power (ie, the right to post), if you have to add a period of time, I hope to be - 10,000 years !!!
81. If I can Iy, I am not learning, "Three Represents" is not learned ...
82. The man is sex and love, the woman is loved; the man becomes poor Baba, the woman has become nervous after in love; the woman is eager to nake the heart, the man is eager to nake the body ... (Who said Such TMD classic words !!!)
83, do you say that I am cool? From the front, you may not accept; look from the side, you may agree; from the side, you may be best appreciated!
84, do you think you can't find you? Nothing, a man like you, no matter where it is like a fireflies like a dark, that is clear, that is the superior, your hesitative eyes, 唏 唏 胡子, 神 技 技And there is a deep martini that is deeply fascinated by me ...
85, 1 for 18 years of age, please chat with myself under the guidance of my parents.
2 I am a non-professional chat person. Don't undertake the obligation to take the initiative to call, take the initiative to find a topic.
3 Decline "three questions and one answer", please use "Oh" when chatting, please consciously stop all information without replying.
[Note]: I have the final right to interpret.
86, there are always a few days per month, your network will be attacked by hackers - sitting upset, irritability, using the "Moon Shu" firewall developed by me and Human, ultra-thin, easy to carry, All-round protection outside, even if the traffic is large, you can surf so, no longer have to worry about side leakage. ~~
87. "Zhang Huadao got in Peking University; Li Pingjin became a secondary technical school; I was in the department store as a salesman: we all have bright future." - "Xinhua Dictionary" in 1998 revised P673 ......
88, eliminate dinosaur beautification campus!
89, my struggle: registration account -> reading article -> Seeing people's Irrigation -> Participating in Irrigation -> Sealed Station -> Edge -> Nothing -> and Moderator Doing Relationship -> as an edition master -> Slightly -> When a big version of the master -> hang up -> Complaint -> 装 - -> 被 站 - -> and station 套 套 -> Please dinner -> Application Internship -> Approval -> Start Internship - > 封 人 大 大 -> 转 正 -> Famous Irrigation (above the content is purely fictional, if there is a minority coincidence) 90, I *** then love you, you *** 理 不; I Mom is falling for you, you didn't see it; I *** I don't believe you, you *** I don't believe it; I *** I jumped with you, you *** is only willing; your mother I will change my heart, I decided to give up!
91, how is your body to make up? Three big sweet potatoes a day; how cool? Three years a jeans!
92, the east side of the sun, the tutor is ruthless, I am love.
93, the pretty does not think about spring, only spring! (Cat? :)))
94. I am getting married again for another month. I have been married for three months, but I can't wait. The water is not burnt at once, accidentally burning, and I have to fill the pot. Some things don't understand, mom is coming over, mom understands. In the warm pot, the cover is covered, and it will be plainned. Tea is still washing, just follow you. do you understand?
95, starting from now, you only have a man with me, you can't marry me, I have to give me "msg" every time you put it, you have to "RE" for each water for me. , Not my water, you are not "RE". To care about me, others "Kick" I want to come out to help me "Kick" in the first time, you have to accompany me when you want to fill, I can not accompany you, I will always only With me alone, I have to mention me in the article, only me in your water! !
96, the Thunder is not covered, and it is not necessary to leave the bell. It is not enough to go to his own. This is the most gathered in the rain. When a house is not sweeping, the rain is invincible, the sunrise in the east is all over, looking at it at a few times, , Stay in the wood chicken hair, kill the chicken, use the cow knife, the front of the temper, the Wei, Zhao Baokui, Very Good Bye, Barge Robs, Yi Rani, Li Juan ...
97, let's go, a young girl, even a few days old, the waist plate is straight, and the two eyes are squatting, and the mouth is full of mouth, a careful "plot" jump, mind: Hey, It's time to start ... so, a pair of sinful black hands extend to the girl ... "'Hey, poor pity, I haven't eaten it for several days ..."
98, the under the rivers and lakes have not been exposed for a long time: jade noodles invincible Xiaolong, cold killer big tiger! Warm girls, dead countless love. Improve social atmosphere, promote film undertakings, promote economic growth, invoicate market economy, pull domestic demand, bring external needs, build a motherland, and strive for four! In the case of Fangfo, I have a ghost, and the black wind is a flower, and the dribly has a long fan. The legendary Hongkou Downtown new Jingwumen's Yushu is in the rumor, a pear flower pressure sea humens - the small lascifier - -Xxx - Yes!
99, the rabbit said: "Turtle is slower than me", the turtle said: "Snail is slower than me", the snail said: "Rely, it is slower than me!" - (c_chairman) 100. I am 1.45 meters, last summer Beijing college student man marathon, who knows to run halfway, I suddenly fainted! When I woke up, everyone asked me about it: "What happened to you, is it an empty?" My face is red, and I said: "No ... I am being chaotic 'stick' dizzy. ! "
