[Happy humor] How is a Beijing couple quarrel! (暴笑)

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Male: "How come you now? What time ?!" "Female:" Our family is a little, my dad he ... "Men:" Batting! Tell me to meet you, you will have a matter of your family. I'm boring! I am bored, your dad is a veteran fighter, how is it more than people Arafat ?! "Female:" Get it, is it? Isn't it for a while? " : "For a while? I have waited for more than an hour in the cold wind!" Female: "What is it? Let's go back to the second son to Sanlitun drink, I am still in the door, I am doing a lot! The baby's ice, the crystal light is like ... "M:" "" You are waiting for me? You are tail! 仨 钟,, you will live! I will come to you, I said you are learning what professional What is the book next to it, stare, close, and the road, you are very deep; it is still a brain of ice crystal, I am! Isn't it just frozen into a solid nose bubble? Nor to take pictures of yourself ... ... "Female:" Don't be so damaged! What happened to my blank? Suspected that I have a good time, you find a good giving me! "M:" Men: "Do you think I can't? If I am, I can't work, I can't. I have already smashed you like a big nose! "Female:" Hey, you are still strong! Nor you don't want yourself! To say that your parents are really great enough, how to make 巴 出You are so uncomfortable things! "Male:" I am not as good as you, you have a good time ... I'm like model, but also Mr. Picasso is dedicated! I said how I just met you, I feel familiar, I have seen it in the famous painting of Mr. Bi, "Women:" It is not as good as you! Da Vinci is doing a little practice painting, what is you? I am really wondering, how to pass by Da Vinci Your mother's belly, painting your appearance is so realistic! "M:" How is the Da Vinci painting eggs to provoke you? If you see you in front of you, I really don't know your positive, back! "Female:" You are good! Thin, the finale sign, usually piled up on a pile The child is also there. Every time, I will dream of me.

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