Wife special love to eat fruit, go home with his wife, wife is going to buy a few pounds of apples, I don't say, I don't have oranges. The wife returned to a special person: "Can orange eat apple taste ?!"
Walking on the street with classmates, I found out who lost a cooked coin. I picked it up. I laughed him: "I'm not shackled? A figure, you also have a message." If you buy a 'poisonous rat strength, you will be poisonous! "
Chat with a boss of the unit, talk about the star, I asked him: "Jay Chou should you know?", The old brother shook his head and said: "Not very familiar, did not drink alcohol with him.", I am speechless
On a certain day, I was interested in my wife. From "Yingchao" to "Serie A", from "Beckham" to "Zidane", from "Real Madrid" to "Juventus", 口沬 沬 飞, the wife is not sent, and finally listen to me, I have finished: "Is this a cents?"
I have a friend's house very stylish, and my friends chatted with a house. This friend said: "If the house of my house moves to the center of Harbin, the price is five times, if you move to Beijing, ..." Didn't wait for him, another said: "If moving to Beijing Tiananmen, it is illegal building, dismantling you!"
When I was in school, I had a living flower over, I borrowed money to my classmates in my bed. My classmate didn't say that I didn't borrow, I laughed, and I said: "Do you look at my face?", I carefully I looked at said: "No dirty, very clean." The classmates smiled and said: "My pocket is clean."
Once, I won the game, Manchester United won a game, and she was happy, my wife said very unincomplicated: "What is it? As for?", I said: "I am happy (surname)!", Wife is free I looked at me and said, "When will I change my name?"
There are two picked garbage in the community, often because of the disposal of abandoned mouth, the morning is going to throw the garbage bag, and it is guaranteed that you have not went to the garbage box, there is one of them to pick up the garbage bag, or even your hand I haven't finished drinking a bottle, he will grab you to ask you: "Do you want it?" The special people are tired. Once I passed their site with my neighbors, I came up with a cola bottle who didn't have a drink in my hand: "Do you want it?" I have two eyes in my neighbor, saying: "You said your face ?!" Then the gray slipped.
The teachings have a mathematical question. He is tangling. He just can't understand. "How are you so stupid ?!", the cousin nodded: "I am stupid, but you know why I am stupid?" ", I asked:" Why? ", He said:" The reason why I am stupid, because I can't see you more stupid than me! "
My cousin is falling in love, my wife and I have to look at her home, she is with her temper, a tearmed paper, and plazas everywhere. I said: "No, the paper doesn't recruit you, very good things you tear? Wash it!", The cousin is white, I said: "Is your shares ?!" and good friends chat I have been in the past, I regret that I didn't have to go to school, and I didn't have a good environment for today's work. I am sigh: "I must study hard in my next life, and I can't live so.", My friends said, "Cut! There is no need to make a dog in the next life.", A sentence, I have a sentence. " I haven't arrived in a long time.
We gathered in a female classmaster. When you dinner, we found a pair of grass shoes on her house. So we asked, she said affectionate: "This is my grandfather climbed the snow, he passed through the grass. It was passed to me before the end, "I was deeply remembering this older generation revolutionary, and I went to the rice bowl to lift my head." Why is he left to you? Do you have a big feet? "
One day, my mom dinner is a bit like a bit, and the old father suspects Tang Taimei, my mother said: "If you are discontinued, you will have some water." Dad said: "Is it the same?" ! ", Mom said:" What is the same? Isn't it all water? ", Dad is a bit angry:" After the family is doing soup, you can pick it up from the water pipe. , How good! "" Mom for a long time ...
Once I went to the cousin's family, the 9-year-old little 甥 is doing math questions, and the cousin said next to it. This child is stupid, and the same question will be asked, and the little exterior is there: "Can this blame me?! The genetic gene is not good !!"
In fact, I am also very embarrassed, there are two cutting boards at home, a special cut-up fruit, a special cut meat, my wife is unclear, often use the cutting plate of the meat, I criticize her I don't accept the gas, say: "What am I am afraid?! I have been washed every time I have finished using it." I said: "What should I do, I bought a sputum every day to give you a meal. ?! I promise to clean! "
