On October 3, 1982, it was born in an ordinary worker family. I didn't know who I was. I didn't know anything. I was 6 years old by my father and mother to dismiss the factory 2 class 2 class. "I go to school It is not late, the bird sent, early morning, you started reading career in the children's songs. . . .
First grade:
Turn your pants in front of the female classmates, the female classmates say that I am hooligan
Teacher's quotations: "The rogue is not terrible, I am afraid that I have no culture! So you have to study hard, every day, strive to be" cultural, knowledgeable, have a learning, talented "four rogue!"
Elementary school second grade:
Take your female classmates' ass!
Teacher Quotations: "Don't hit her, don't marry her, you have to use emotions to get her! It is the high-level realm of the play girl. You have to work hard to improve your own tuning."
third grade:
Touching the face of the female classmates, the result was caught in my face!
Teacher Quotations: "Love is valuable, higher life, stay in Qingshan, not afraid of firewood! Remember, cherish life, stay away from beauty!"
Elementary fourth grade:
The hand of the female classmates, is rejected, and the study grade is declining!
Teacher Quotations: "The Chinese children are thousands of people, one is not changed, you don't pick a flower, the spring is still yours, don't be discouraged, you have to defeat, repeatedly defeated!"
Elementary 5 grade
The female classmates are not moving, and they are turned!
Teacher Lu: "The boys don't hool, the development is not normal, you are still played by girls, indicating that you have a future than the general boys.
The 6th grade of primary school, the 38th grade of the factory primary school was sent to the county city street middle school (a total of 40 people graduated) began a middle school greater.
In the first and middle school, I met Jin Yong and Gu Long and other seniors, and every day I imagined the male protagonist in the book, and MM in the book had pure men and women relationships.
In the second grade of junior high school, back to reality, the beauty of the beauty (already have aesthetic ability), but the original, shy, sinful thought of the brain has sprouted.
In the third grade of junior high school, the true meaning of the great grandfather's grandfather, "I want to study hard, and I don't want a volume). . . . Fortunately, I hit my heart in time, and my handsome face is saved. Learning, Issue 3 High School (3 high schools in this county, the top 2 is the focus .....)
High school first grade, the first time to write a lot of girls in the class, and I feel that she is also as meant to me. . Unfortunately, I am afraid that when I jump like a little deer, the class teacher calls me to the office and took out the seating book from the drawer. . . . . . .
High school 2 grade, the proportion of girls and boys is 4: 1, but the beauty ignore me. . . .
High school 3rd grade, listening to the necklace of my brother, giving me a university life. . Pick up the book on the 2nd day, and began to go crazy review, vowed to be college, "struggle, seriously study, add bricks to the socialist construction" (ghosts like this, university can be free, illegally ... Wait, cloud cloud ....
It is undeniable that I am a genius. Although I have not been admitted to the first and second volunteers (1st I fill the Tsinghua, the second Peking University, the score of 3 points), but I received an admission notice of XX Agricultural University. So the baggage, jumped on the train, came to the university campus in the dream. I have started a university career, I have a successful man, because the successful man is busy in the sky, the jb is busy at night; the failed man does not have a bird during the day, and the bird does not have a happening at night. So, I have to do successful men. Big 1 station in the school's art exhibition a naked picture, not stopping himself: "This is art, I am in aesthetics." But the outstanding performance of a part of the body still sells me.
Big 2 I like the people, there is a master, and people who like me are terrible. . So I: "Taken, I will sleep in the classroom, I will sleep in the class, a phone call home, not to say money."
Big 3 In the whole bedroom, I left me a monk, I finally had a formal girlfriend, in sweet love, she hopes me to nake the heart, and I hope she is bare body. . . . . . . . . . (The man is sex, the woman is love, this sentence is right)
Big 4 my grandmother is still in the countryside. Since I took my college, I said to my grandmother every time I said: "There are several places in the family, and this yard, these chickens, the pigs are given you." At that time, I laughed my grandmother. But see the employment situation this year and graduate students in Man Street, doctoral student, I finally realized the grandmother's high-looking and hard work. . . .
Holding a diplomatic certificate, resume, never didn't have a hiring center of my squeezing, sitting on a 3-wheeled back, 3-wheeled car asked me: "Are you a graduate this year?" I said It is "too clever, I am the 88th graduate of XX Agricultural University, but also to the old man of a light shoes on the road:" The brother is earlier, 77th. "I almost have been planted from the 3rd car.
When I got home, I looked at the laid-off father who was built on the street. The same laid-off mother was selling fruit, Dad smoked a bad cigarette, her hands were full of oil, my mother had already climbed her in the wind blowing sun. Face, hair is also white. I was seriously serious in 23 years, carefully looked at my parents, and suddenly I wanted to cry. "Come this year, they live like this, make money for me to read the damn university. And I .... (people always have regretted, but this time the game rules have changed, life is like this). I put the four years of Qingchun in the red little book lost in the corner, saved the sleeves to help the father, from now, I started debt .................... ...................
