The most savvy yellow joke in history (all understand you are very powerful)
1: After a ship crash, 1 female passenger and 10 male passengers drifted to a wasteland. After a month, the woman committed suicide because she felt that the thing happened in this month was too disgusting. After a month, they decided to bury her because they feel that this month is too disgusting. After a month, they decided to dig her, because they feel that this month is too disgusting. One month later, God resurrected the woman because he felt that the things happened in these months were too disgusting. 2: There is an adult man coming to a hotel. He saw a lot of beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss, how to have so many beautiful cars, the boss tells him, I have a five-year-old son, he did Three things, if you can do it, the car here will pick up one, if you can't, just leave your car, many people can't do it, so. . He thought, the five-year-old child can do it, can you still do it, then try it. The boss took him into a house, there is a beautiful naked beauty, the child has done her, he is doing, then the child has touched the whole body of the beauty, he also made, third things, The child took out the little brother and bent three. . . . . 3: A man is in a deep mountain, and the naked body is lying in the grass. Suddenly a little girl in mushroom: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5 "" "" "This man is not very far. This man is still naked in this day, and it comes to a mushroom bear:" 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5 ... 6, 7, 8 ... "4: Said Snow Princess and Pinovo Life in the big forest, one day, Snow princess finally can't stop lonely, catch Little hinges said between the legs: "To tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth, and then say that this is more than one thousand, the princess releases the small skin. 5: There are two fishermen fishing in the sea, one day, a fisherman is playing a mermaid, the tail is a super beautiful woman, but the fisherman thinks about letting her, another fisherman can not understand, ask: "why?" First A fisherman shrugged and replied: "How?" 6: Donation a man and a woman meet in the donation center, and the two talked. Woman said, "I will give blood, they pay me five yuan." The man said, "I will donate sperm, they pay 50 pieces." The woman took a long time after listening. Then two people broke up. After a few months, they will meet in the donation center. The man takes the initiative to say "Hey, come to blood!" The woman closed his mouth and shook his head and shook his head. "呜" sound ..........
