1, even a male colleague, drink alcohol on the roadside on the roadside, see the 3-year-old girl is very cute, go to tease her "Little sister, play with you", the little girl looked at him I said "I am not good, my mother said that the little girl will play with the little girl", my colleague is not dead, and "I am also a woman, you and I play" ... The last little girl answers the words It is a classic. She looked at my male colleague, saying "I don't believe! You take your pants to let me see!"
2, when my son's first grade, I had holiday. I went to pick him, seeing other children, I'm holding a prize, I asked: "How can you not have a prize?" Son, how do you have no award? "The son didn't have a little frustration, said:" The teacher said, the award is too small, not one is one! " 3, once, I have a meal, I have a lot of salt, my son is a serious saying: "Mom. We want to eat in the hotel, people are sure to put so many salt" 4, we have to watch CCTV today, son Just asked: "Why is there anyone wants to break the law? It is not criminalized to make a law?" "Of course, there is a law", "Is there any other mother who can play son ?!" 5, ppmm, 2 years old. One day, I even called her mother, the phone of the small family. For politeness, I have to be with her cold. "Hey, what about mother?" "Go to Huashan!" "..." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Aunt, you are really funny ~ I am not calling with you ~~ !!! "Hey ~ I am so big, I feel that I am so boring. Failure!
6. Our school has an exam. A boy is sitting in the last row. I received an answer from a classmate. Excited to start now, just have a big copy, one looks up, I saw the invigilator smiled and came to him, obviously I have seen it. This has become a classic classic for the people of the people: He very calmly straight, straight to the teacher, then put the answer paper in the nose, then throw a parabolic line - throw behind the door Garbage basket. The teacher glanced at him, and finally didn't pick a crime. 7, my friend's son read the high two. When I called the female classmate at night, I was very unfortunately received by the mother of the female classmate. It is a boy who is a boy who has fallen to her daughter. I am very vigilant. I am very unpleasant: "What is your last name?" The boy said: "My surname Wei." The other party is very good: "What is the Wei? "The boy is more nervous, and I will answer the Baba:" I don't know why, my father is also surnamed Wei ... "8, a warship sailed at sea, at a night, a sailor suddenly found a little light in the distance He immediately reported to the captain: "Report ship captions, there is a ship that has a ship is driving to us, if you don't change the channel, you will hit it!" The captain listened, immediately called "call call! I am The captain, please immediately move your ship, the channel to the east! "The other party returned:" Call the call! Please move to the west 10 degree! "Captain:" I am a warship, you dare to call me! " The other party immediately: "Test! I am a lighthouse, have you hit it?" 9. American soldiers received a reward for Bush: caught an Iraqi soldier, you can get 100,000 US dollars! So Michel and Yuri began to search near Baghdad. A few days of labor, the two are exhausted, and they will enter the dreams on the ground. When Michelle woke up, they found that they were surrounded by more than 500 Sadda Guards, he hurriedly waking Yuri shouted: "Get up, we have made a big fortune!" 10, one The brother went to a car sales center, I saw him picking up a piece of 2000 yuan to the table: "Give me Santata", the salesperson is very shocked: "Your money is not enough", the old brother does not understand: "It is not Write the 'Santa Dame 2000'? "Salespeople:" Oh ... Then you go out to turn right, the company's Mercedes-Benz is only 600 ~~! "11, there is a BMW on the side, which is illegal parking. The police came over, stickers, and sheets. The buddies came out from the mall: "You are not the police, what is the cattle? Don't you put the strip, copy the list!" The police saw him glance, did not speak, continue to copy a list. You have a true cow B, 甭 甭 儿, you call the trailer directly! "The police saw him and didn't talk yet." What is the cattle! In addition to the stickers, what will you still? Cow B, you drag away! "The police finished the list, called the trailer. The trailer is coming. The police looked at the buddy." Hey, you are really a cow! You are a big cattle, you drag away! Borrow you two bile! "The police moved away. Drop. The police saw him both eyes, I would like to persuade him, don't be called so much. My buddy is a white eye:" Your cattle B, you will wait for the owner to tell him, you Drag his car! "12, I am sitting in the last row, next to the lattice, every time, every time, it is the same table to wake me up, then I am going straight out of the classroom to bath the sun."
In a certain lesson, the teacher broke the shortcomings called me to answer the question. He was woke up in the same table. I got up and pushed out the classroom. After five minutes, I feel the same environment in the classroom, and then hurry to go back to the classroom, all division Health is a frosty. 13, a girl in our class is back, listen to it, the ear is blocked, so talking is very big, saying to her with the same table: The teacher came over to tell me. Almost all students have heard it. Teacher is no exception, look at the classmate, then say: I don't have it. 14, is difficult: In the crowded elevator, I want to fart. Before the fart comes out, everyone will be happy. Only one person in the elevator, easy to put a fart quiet: Too smell, even if you can't bear it. Before the odor dissipated, some people were painful. Only one of themselves and another person, the man put a very stinky fart and sweliness: the person who fits the fart, if you don't have something to be alone: The farting people go down the elevator, yourself The stomach endured the butt flexion: Before the fart did not be exhausted, some people went on the elevator: I made me with the child's elevator: "Mom, he fart!" Mom: Mom tells children: "There is always no Conscious people. "15, change the volume, one question" Qingshui out of the hibiscus ", or the answer" 世 出 英 ", or the" mountain village, the beauty ", or the answer" deep sea out of the dragon "┅┅, the people are crying. 16, there is another time, the topic is: good medicine is good, even learn to answer: smoking and drinking the body, and then add an exclamation in the back !!!!
17. There is a subject of the test: grape wine evening glass, next sentence. There is a study like this: "Money beauty is a big pile." The result is self-evident.
18, the above sentence: the poor is alone, and learn to follow the sentence: rich wife and wife
19, a teacher asked questions: "Martyrs, what?" I have never heard of this sentence, listening to "the top of the martyrs", I said "Huangquan Road" full class ~~~~~~
20. The materials provided by the language of the language are written in the name of the material: 3,000 people in the Hai Palace, a life: iron rod is grinding
21, there was a test language when junior high school, and after I was called the teacher to change the test paper of a class. There is a famous saying, my life is also the same, there is a student to pick up a confrontation: 尔 死 is nothing.
22, your worries can be in the country, to: Close eyes can raise
23, 噪 林 林, 对 曰: The dog is more joy. (Big Han) 24, when the junior high school, the history of the test, "What is Liu Bang's recruitment policy?"
I am studying together: smile, less ten years, less smile. 25, there is a secondary school, ask: What is the front of the spring breeze?
A: 斩 不 不 根 根. (Khan ~~~ Take more than the martial arts novels)
26, there is a second to write << 沁 春, snow >>, one person wrote, count the people, still see this DPRK ~~~