Men and women!

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Men like peaches, women like eggs, men's appearance is very soft, very hard, slowly eat slowly; the woman's shell is very hard, it is very soft, to make it easy.

Mature men are not necessarily because of good women, women awaken must be because of bad men.

Men like to shake their heads when listening to music; women like boring to listen to music.

Successful men must have a big woman; the great woman must have a unsuccessful man.

How do men think about how to survive; how is a woman who is beautiful?

Men's war is a truth, the Women's Federation is a big man; the woman is often writing a lot of psychic text, and the literary world is called as a red beauty writer.

The man is in the street, and it is called the heart; the woman is on the road, the right is called the favor.

Men often suffer from the white eyes of women because of their weakness; women often win the sympathy of men.

Men's headache may be due to a woman he dare not love; a woman's heartbeat must be because of a man who has changed his heart.

When men suffer, they have nothing to say; when women are angry, they say.

The man secretly came to the Internet when a woman cooked; the woman ordered the man to cook.

When a man is drinking, no one has to persuade; when a woman wants to cry, no one persisted.

The biggest troubles of men are, accompany women to visit the street; the greatest happiness of women is to make men to wash the dishes.

When a man is in love, what is most often "I love you, really." The most often asked when a woman is married, "Do you still love me? Really!"

The initial purpose of men on the Internet is to find a crush; the woman's online final purpose is to watch men and who is chatting.

The stupid man is hoping to change the woman, the result is getting worse; the smart woman will change the boy, and the breakup is getting more and more.

Men like to make friends with beautiful women; women like to find a man who is a husband.

Men and women marriage may be for career; women and men are divorced must be for love.

The reason for men drinking is "recently being particularly tired"; the cause of women's drunkenness is "recently annoying".

If a man falls in love with a woman, he often can't find the north; a woman fell in love with a man, often can't find the man.

Men are not bad, women don't love; women have bad men not necessarily dare to love.

Men single, because there is no woman to give love; women single, because no men are worthy of love.

Men should ask a man to drink; a woman is bother to find a woman chat.

The bad man likes to drink the card outside and put into the grass; a good woman is the most pleasant hate who makes his husband five times.

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