Men's and female relationship 33 wonderful metaphors

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1, each woman has two versions: hardcover this peaceful installation, the former is in the workplace, social situations give others to others, thick makeup, brilliance; the latter is at home to give the favorite people, change home , Pajamas, complain. The husband in marriage is often only seen by the wife's paperback and other women's hardcover. One of the motives of the marriage. 2, beautiful is a woman's pass - an old man, it is also a truth that is unrequited. It is clearly a sugar-coated shell, and finally does not see the beauty of the beauty, but it is dead to please her. And those women who lack visual effects, although they are obviously a good medicine, because of hardship, men often have determined her.

3, marriage is an umbrella. With it, it is natural and comfortable when the wind and rain is very comfortable, but more flat and faint weather, it is difficult to be a cumbersome.

4, woman asks "Do you love me?" The man answers "I like you". Men ask "Why don't you accept me?" Woman answers "you can find better than me." - It seems that men and women like to use synonymous words, but it has added a layer of skin outside, or a needle is hidden in cotton.

5, wife such as clothes - this change, the overhead of the clothes is getting more expensive; men don't have a good thing - but it is a woman's largest buyer market.

6, when you love, the man compares women to the stars, flying birds, angels, etc. related to the sky; grace, the man puts the sky, and puts the woman who has loved to the ground.

7. The longer the old wife is, the longer it is. Some people say because they love. But the doctor said that the cause is in full rise, the diet structure is the same, and the work is synchronized. The leaf on the same tree is also more likely.

8, older unmarried men and women are sitting on the bus. Sometimes because the seats on the bus are too comfortable, I don't want to get off; sometimes because I don't know my platform. What about men and women who are not married? They are bus drivers.

9. It has been a miracle from the next month. Just like going to walk from Beijing to Guangzhou, there is always a temptation sound along the way: "Get a bus." Your feet are hard to go forward.

10, I am very busy - when I heard this sentence, my parents worried about the child's health; my friend thinks that this buddy is successful; my wife immediately felt that my family's burden was heavy; my girlfriend shed tears, she started Recognizing that you don't necessarily have his career in his mind, it is even simply a signal or excuse of a breakup.

11, a group of people in discussing what is the most adventurous? Mountaineering, gliding, extreme sports ... what is said. In fact, feelings are the biggest adventure, and in any time. Because all kinds of adventure is not a dead, the feeling of feelings is not as good as life.

12, showing love is an animal, and the love is a plant. If love is rejected, the leave is of course an animal, because the plant does not have a feet to run.

13, Xu Mei Jing has a song called "you smoke", write an infatuation woman to run in the small town to buy him smoke. The film "People are in dusk", the ghost stood behind Liang Jiahui, asked the small clerk: Is there an ERE cigarette? There is also a "finger touch tobacco taste, the taste of love and love". - Why is it always smoke, rather than other causing women's memory? There is only one explanation: the man has a special corresponding woman to the love of the cigarette.

14. Someone repent to the pastor, he hides a person at home during the Second World War and collect his rent. The pastor comforts this is nothing wrong. However, this person asked, should I tell him that the war is over? - When we believe in love, it is over, and we don't want to face reality, it seems to be in the drum. The problem is: Who is receiving our "rent"?

15, first have sex, first-haired sex, just like a chicken after egg, first with chickens, it is difficult to say which kind of truth, which is more than another. 16. The biggest secret of men often tells the red and known, not symmetry, family or wife. When the red is known as a wife, her part of this power is immediately canceled. This is called a loss.

17. Many singers who sing love songs have never loved, this is the ridiculous thing, and it is also the most common sense. Love will not sing so intoxicated.

18, the more deeper the relationship, the longer the concern, more and more specific, from elegant to the vulgar, from the spirit to the body. When you have love, she asked him "Your mood is not good?"

19. Marriage is a keyboard, too many order and rules; love is a mouse, a little. The man is self-contained, the memory is the most important; a woman is like a display, everything can be seen.

20, a good woman is a man's school. Good woman, I hope this good student will never graduate.

21, a unmarried woman lamented: Why is a mature man, a good man has become a husband of people, no married man is not a decent? Some people remind her that their wives have cultivated their husbands are self-produced, no men can self-study.

22, I still remember the love of the university or park on the lawn and the yin? Today the lawn replaces imported herbs, and the trees are getting less and less.

23, rock singer He Yong sang: find a girlfriend, or raise the dog? Today, this should be said by Golden Bird: A boyfriend, while nourishing the dog.

24, men often have a clear partner in the work, and the partners in life will be very clear, so he will like to work with the women's people and fall in love with a gentle woman, drink tea with the former with the latter, so "Fallen Angel" In the case of the killer, the company is still a business relationship with Li Jiaxin. It is still a business relationship and a love in the street girl.

25, I am ugly, but I am very gentle - today's men and women have adapted Zhao Chuan version together: I am not perfect, but I am very real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am very happy; I am unsuccessful, but I am very confident; I don't know how to cherish.

26, birthday is a stage, one test, one chance. When you fall in love, men will use this; after marriage, women will take this.

27. Some people in the radio have some songs, I hope that the person who loves is might hear. The possibility of hearing is extremely small, but actually every miracle happened. Some people say that love is a high fever, but the love is a miracle. There is no more miracle than love in life, it can make people become beautiful, making other impossible things possible.

28, Zhang Xiaoyang said: The waves turned back, not because you, but his heart is tireless. Just like sleeping, I have encountered a sunny day. But plus "because there is a" word, enough to make her feel full.

29, when you are young, take a lot of photos, a book is in the living room to see others; wait until the old, Fang understand the photo is taken to see it. The thick life of the lens is placed in front of the eye, and the memoir is saved.

30, when I was a child, I took 30 buns as a life as a life, I am very happy; after the month's income is 5,000, I still can't feel happy. When the matter, love, family, money is not lacking, people often lack things - hunger. The desire to keep the bottom limit is happy.

31. The current Hong Kong people tend to be late marriage, with an average marriage age of 30.9 years old, women 27.7 years old. How late, or a small master of men. On the one hand, a woman will enjoy it more slower than him. 32. If you don't marry, you can have sex, just like not fruitful, you can have spring and summer autumn and winter. However, you can't get a welfare room without marriage.

33. With your own house, the unmarried woman is like a little bit old, and there is patient and slowly picking a lover. One man asked a woman to consult: Let's rent a house, and set the money and buy a house. Women's answer: Then I am not as good as the husband first.

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