2005.1.1 New Year's Day holiday three days, the morning is a lazy, we wake up by the hustle and hooking downstairs. My husband turned over, I was quite depressed. The landlord raised two dogs, and she started to call, but woout me is still not a dog, but the landlord in order to let the dog calm down: (Poor landlord pain, he probably afraid of the dog Quarrel to us, so I scolded and chasing the puppy that is called "lost" running ~~~~ I am very disguised by the hunch of the landlord, so I muttered: "Daqing early, true I hate it. "Husband turned back and returned:" Buying some consumption drugs in the next day, incorporates it, go downstairs, this world is quiet. "I fell !! The old man will not pick up something. ? 2005.1.2 I watched TV, my husband looked at me. I asked: "Look at Shrimp (what)?" Husband Answer: "Look at you." You look better than shrimp ~ ~ "Note:" There is "there in our language" than "meaning. 2005.1.3 My aunt came again, the stomach is very hurt. Husband is put on the hot water bag, help I am in the small abdomen, then cover it with a sweater. I look at my stomach from the outside, it seems that my husband also looks like, so I deliberately squat on my belly. Suddenly I feel very Happiness. I asked: "What did you say?" Husband smiled: "It is not very clear, but according to I estimate that he may be saying 'hot hot!'" ^ _ ^, Can you not heat? Eight, 90 degrees of boiling water ~~~~ 2005.1.5 Sit together after dinner, the old man is especially white :) I then smiled and said: "Husband, how do you so white water, white water!" I deliberately laughed, learn my tone to answer: "Wife, how do you? name. Husband said: "I will tell the statement in a while: The Chinese player is coming to the Chinese player - I can get a baby !!" Khan! ! It is in line with China's national conditions ~~~ 2005.1.7 My husband will buy a dart target, and the two people are not happy. Because I wore contact lenses, I have a little dry, so I stopped and dropped some eye drops. At that time, we were in the game, and the husband was in protest: "You play! You use a non-normal drug during the game !!" I haha laugh: "If you don't drop ..." 2005.1.8 Saturday, you can sleep too late. I have already woken up than usual. I can't sleep. Husband was also awakened, mutter: "It's easy to sleep on a weekend?" I highly solemnly said: "Probably my biological hour is adjustable! You have to understand ..." " It is better to help you adjust, more convenient.
" "Oh? How to adjust the law? "" I prepare a stick in the bed, you wake up in the morning, I will get a knock ~~~ "Ah ~~ !!! This villain !! 2005.1.9 to buy MP3. To the most famous" Taihe Electronics When we were picking up in a pavement, we came to a customer, pointed to the boss in my hand: "How much is this? "The boss looks at our two, says to the customer:" 240. "We laugh. Because the boss just talks about our good price is 220. Later, he left the shop, I asked her husband:" Why do you say why the boss is cheap? " "My husband is white, laughing at me:" You didn't see it? " That is a nursery! ! Don't believe, you will go back and see, the man is definitely turned around, waiting for a customer to go to the door, he will join the past and ask "How much is this? 'Then the boss said' 240 '..." Oh, I think about it. ~~ ~ 2005.1.13 中 中 中 准 觉 觉 觉 公 公 公 老 老 老 老 老 老 老 老 事 事 老 老 老 老 老 老 老 老 指 指 指 指 老 指 指 老 老 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 指 的 指 指 指 指"When did I say?" "" Just a few days! "" I swear? " "Nothing ..." "Isn't that? Just when I didn't say it. "" Ah ~~~ "After a while, I accidentally said:" Husband, I will not be angry with you again, I swear ... "Husband suddenly shouted:" Lao Tian, quickly thundered, kill her! " ! "
2005.1.10 When I walked over the supermarket, my big bag is a snack, and my heart is concerned: "Husband, I am too embarrassing?" Husband's reply to answer me: "Who said? Who said that my wife is Who is anxious! "^ _ ^ Out of the supermarket has a KFC, I walked away when I passed the door:" I want to eat KFC's ice cream ~~ "The old man stunned for a while and said;" You are really 馋 can ~~ "" "How do you say me? You just not say, who said, who is you?" "I just knew you, but I still don't know how to get this degree ... …" I cry! ! ! 2005.1.1 In the evening, the husband was played, and there was a dart to take off the target and biased a dart. I don't do, so I solemnly wrote on the game record: "The fat man, with a view to seek uncomfortable victories, I am dissatisfied with the unfairness of this competition, I will announce the waiver." Husband laughed and smiled. Say: "Dominant, I just give you a chance to know this dark reality ~~~~" "I protest!" "Playing with me? Then you tonight, the mushrooms are stewed, don't eat ..." Shameless! 2005.1.1 It is already a good meal. After dinner, he went to wash the bowl. Give me a sash. ... I have been watching TV, I am looking at a slap in the TV series. So I turned my husband: "Husband, I have never been hit, do you let me try?" Husband angrily angrily: "Ok, I am so waiting for you, you still have to hit me? Do you still have? Conscience ?! "" This ... Don't be so serious, just try a ~~ "Husband said:" You have to try, I can let you try to be beaten ~~ "New Year's night, I Guanled the phone in the bed early, I want to sleep quietly. Husband's mobile phone has always thought of a short message of a lot of blessings. He took a mobile phone, always let a cold air drilled near the nest, I am somewhat jealous, and some angry. The husband probably looks out, claiming to make the bathroom in bed. When I came back, I found that he held a mobile phone in his hand, facing my questioning, he was very casual. Lying in bed for a few minutes, my husband finally asked me: How did your phone don't ring? I said: The morning shutdown is. He shouted: dizzy! ! It turned out that he secretly sent me a news, I want to let me get up cold. The next day, I saw the news he sent: get up and see the news, haha!
2005.1.15 Today is Saturday. My husband did not return overnight last night, and it was only back to the afternoon. I went to the station to pick him, then I said: "I am too sad! Are you doing it in the morning?" Husband appeared very tired, replied: "Go to welcome your good!" "5555, you go to welcome your friends, the bride is not me, Can I not hurt? "My husband couldn't cry:" More fresh, the bride is really you, I still don't do it !!! I am not going to my buddy's wedding? "Hey, I know, I am Deliberately want to play, who makes him throw me alone ~~~~ 2005.1.14 Husband wants to go out and call me on the train. I asked: "Is there?" Husband said: "Yes, there is a reserved seat, I am at the big one, I am sure there is a seat." I deliberately said: "Daxie? How do you in the train? No., so many people, more difficult to love ~~~ "Husband smiled, jealous with my bastard. In fact, I understand that he refers to the reserved seat of each compartment, the seat number is more than 100. I am deliberate to tease him, let him know that I am not happy, save him worry. 2005.1.16 News: The Spring Festival is coming, and there is a direct flight between the Mainland and Taiwan, known as "Double Falling". Husband saw a smile once and said, "Do you want to drop the passengers when you go to Taiwan?" "Oh, the plane is still simple, then the boarding is difficult ~~~" Yesterday's wife performance, take the initiative Want to cook me! I am still very happy, eat snacks while watching TV. "Husband, I will give you a cucumber table for you?" "Okay!" After five minutes, the wife lifted his blood and said "55555! Let's eat meat and fried cucumber pieces!" Halo! " ! Busy looking for a medicine box! ! ! ! I can distinguish me! ! ! 1 Because the wife is injured, the catering project before she has recovered is not conditioned! (In fact, I used to cook, her old man is just a good mood. As a result .......) I took my wife home last night, and I was very happy to talk. When I passed the intersection, my wife said: "He turn!" (Turned) I saw her "You turned! I can't turn, the two legs are healthy!" "You haven't turned it? No way can only Cover you. "Halo! Really devil
I am hungry with my husband, I said, "You build a picture." Husband said: "You build it." I said: "You build." The husband did not do: "I don't build you." I said loudly: "" Built you! "Husband has not heard:" Well, I am. "At this time, I have already smiled.
My husband has lived in the QQ group, and everyone asked me to give him a gift to him. I think half a day, say: "I decided to let my husband went to Hangzhou to visit the West Lake to buy clothes as the birthday of his birthday!" Rished horse poured a large piece. . . . . .
Wash your husband, wash your hands and finish it, give him a good slipper, and ask him sweetly: "My husband, my wife is really awkward." "Well, give money." "Well, give money "Husband took out 5 hair," Take it. "I found a hair, money, I said, thank you, run back to the sky:" Wash my socks! "Husband is fever, When I was sleeping, I couldn't stand it. I struggled to put the electric blanket. I muttered in my husband. I asked: "Husband, what do you say?" Husband 哼 几I slept, the next day, I complained that I took the electric blanket and killed him. I asked him that he didn't have a touch in his mouth last night. He does not recognize him! Said: "You said that you will say a dream at night." I asked him: "What do I say?" The result was defendant: "Don't catch me ... hacking you ....... don't ...... "
When I bored, I ran to make my husband, my head, my husband, my husband: "Don't make trouble!" "Don't, unless you ask me." Husband is pleased: "Wife begins, don't make trouble." "No! I have to say that my wife begged you. I don't make trouble, I am very unhappy." Husband Chaped: "My wife begged, I am, I don't make trouble, I am very unhappy." Hey, I am a bad laugh, this But you ask me to make you! In the hand, it is increasing, and his head is faint, then flicks on the scene before he is.
On January 19, 2005, the sister came to the phone, saying that it was a little 甥. I have been very happy, pushing my husband and said: "Xiaobao knows a few words!" The husband didn't care about "cut! What do you know. I have a dozen !!" "I fell! ! ! See your interest ~~~~~~~~~
January 20, 2005 telling you a good news and a bad news, which one is you? Let's talk about it in accordance with the general law! Oh, I am brewing a long article, and there is already a general framework :) The bad news is: I am brewing a long story, but I just have a general framework: (I played the first paragraph in the company, my husband Not in the mouth, it is flattened: "It is very attractive, I can't wait to see the second paragraph!" My hippie laughed and said: "Is it? I also want to see the second paragraph, huh," "By! You haven't thought about it. "Dinner didn't want to do dinner on January 21, 2005, so I proposed to eat, I was" defeated my wife ". I wanted to eat, I said to eat. Fried cake, it is best to cover a ... (I used my hand than a circle). The waiter is busy, my husband is loud: "Waiter! Give me the fried cake, the upper cover is a king eight!" Dizzy! " I said, but the packed egg !! I put a few KFC coupons in the newspaper, on January 22, 2005, each variety can save 2-4 yuan. Husband is very excited to say: " How much can I save all. "I am watching the newspaper, I have no answer, I heard the number of whispers on the side (it is estimated to add the amount on the coupon) ... After a while:" Sixty-six, seven 14th, seventy? This eighty dozens? ... "I asked:" A total of average? "Husband answered:" Ah, there is a lot of. Hey, it is estimated that the early math teacher who is blamed for a while ... ...
On January 23, 2005, I took KFC's coupons to wonder the weekend to eat. Turning to my husband: "I will give me a mashed potato. I haven't eaten it for a long time." Husband said: "Mud can also discuss, Potatoes I will see, even if it is!" "" On the 24th, I was watching TV husband reminded me to wash your feet. I am impatient: "The water in the warm pot does not open, let me wash with cool water?" Husband obviously didn't accept my saying: "Who said the water in the pot does not open? Go to you, put it on your feet. !" you? ! Get enough! ! 2005.1.25 Evening went back, and saw the lovers who love each other in the corner of the alley. Almost every day, it is probably the relationship is not recognized by the family, no matter how cold weather, they will be in the street Caiqing, I will die. I sighed: "More pity, during the day, the boy sells noodles in the street, the girl sells steamed bread in the east; so it is easy to collect, but I have to freeze it here ..." Lao Gong said: "Hey, new The times have a fairy tale tragedy, and the pity has to be a sate of sip. "" Buy a house. "Husband made a ghost face. I hang up, I joke, I joke him: "Buffel is not taxable?" "Who is blowing? I will buy a lottery ticket tomorrow, a middle 5 million, and buy a house ~~" Haha, such a "money"! " 2005.1.27 Watching a movie channel, broadcasting the film of English dialogue. The two people are carefully listening while listening to the subtitles. It is tired to die: (see the climax of the story, my husband suddenly came: "Oh my gold! Shit! Come on, baby!" I stunned. My husband glanced at it, said: "How to serve? Look at my English fluent ~~" Then, it will be English, and there is still a face ~~~~
2005.1.28 At night, her husband said very seriously: "You are also borus, you can't let me kiss, this dinner is responsible." I was sitting in the mouth of the TV. I didn't take it. Just hurry to watch my husband. I didn't see it, helplessly, "It seems that you have a meal today!" Then flew over the slippers thrown out of the husband and rushed the kitchen. Just sitting on the pot husband came out to supervision, the mouth has always been stopped: "Eggs are not doing this! You look at these eggs in the bowl, hey, I will pick it" "Old days! Do you think that the home is not a money? Or let me come ~~~ "× ×××, let me come ~~" "Hey, you let go ..." I am innocent: "The husband, what am I doing?" Looking at me, finally said: "You, or go back to the house!" 2005.1.29 Husband played in bed and played mobile games, I sat in the sofa. I want to drink water, I called the sound: "Husband!" Husband put down the phone to jump out of the bed, poured some water in the insulation pot, drink a little in the cup, and then handed me. I was proud to say: "Let's really have a heart, I call you, you know that I have to drink!" At this time, I saw my husband from the ear of MP3, and said: "You Just told me? I just suddenly want to drink water, I will hand it to you ~~ "Isn't it? Self-acting ~~~ 2005.1.30 Quick holiday, I plan to spend how to spend the year-end bonus :) Husband said: "200 You buy clothes, 200 I bought clothes ..." I plus the words: "New Year does not give爸 买 点? "Husband said:" Forget it, don't earn more money, I spent a lot, huh, "I sigh," Hey, I really married my wife forgot my mother! "Husband immediately blocked Tao: "Who said to forget the mother? I have been thinking about going home with my mother, I will change my mobile phone!" I fell! ! It's a white-eyed wolf ~~~ (Don't misunderstand, my husband and his parents can be good, and absolute filial piety ^ _ ^)
2005.1.31 I high myopia and wear invisible every morning. Today, I won't go well, I have complained with my husband: "I wore a left eye, I feel uncomfortable, I will pick it up and wash it; when wearing the right eye, I will fall to the ground ..." At this time, old official shot Tell me: "Daughter-in-law, please don't say, I am a little fear ~~~" Everyone said: Is it really terrible? : P
2005.2.2 Husband said: "In fact, my mobile phone is also very good, don't change it! A few games are good, standby screen is also very beautiful, or the string ringtone ..." I joined: "Yes, it is Can't pick up the phone! Others are very good. "Husband wanted to think:" Well, it is really, in addition to can't pick up the phone, there is nothing else to have no other shortcomings ~~~ "Let me think of it, I am exagge me ---- After dinner, I contacted my husband to watch TV. My husband kissed me forehead: "In fact, you have no shortcomings." "Oh? I'm nothing?" "In addition to a little, it is a bit lazy, you can't do it. Rice, occasional temper, fall a few plastic bowl ... There is really no shortcomings !! "(I sweat down ~~) 2005.2.3 Going together, crossing the road, he is on the right. On the right side of the road when crossing a traffic light (actually getting enough to pass), my life will not let him live. Husband said: "What is afraid? I am in your right, I have to hit me first." I said, "I know, can I do it after hitting you?" Husband Yang Tian Hu Xiao: "This Easter !!! "
2005.2.4 went to buy steamed buns at night. The Shantou room also had a staple food such as bean bag, so I arrived at the counters: "Two hoes, a bean bag." I was in the small mouth: "Two hoes a sugar package!" Husband returned me, say : "Poor three!" At this time, the salesperson asked: What do you want? The husband turned out: "Two hoes, a poor thorns!" Haha, the salesperson also laughed ~~~ or 2005.2.4 Because No. 5 I have to go home to go home, so I want to do my hair at night, but I am worried that I will take a good roll at night and sit down. My husband came over and said, "Is this not easy? What is your face? Anyway, you will come to the time when you have a time ~~~~" I am playing! ! !
1, return to the old home for the New Year. The two-year-old sister also talked about love, talking about their interesting things: the man took the sister to his family, and smiled and said: "When I got home, my mother will definitely put down the hand, give you a meeting. ! "(Of course he refers to the ring.) My sister is nasal:" Site! Who knows that your mother will just wear a glove? "
2. About the body. The two sisters of uncle's house are devil's body, which is bumps; I can't compare with them, but it is also slim. Only my sister, I will change my fat after birth, I use my mother's words: elephant ass, old coward ... A family gathering, my sister is only very casual in my own home, I only wear a bunch of fear pants, visual effects I know. Everyone is not kind to thinking about her self-esteem. Only the big sister will smile, "big sister, you wear this," Haha, the whole family laughs.
3, the folks of the hometown. At the beginning of the year, 80% of the villages had to go to my house to celebrate the New Year, because my grandmother was 80 years old, it was an elder in the village. A room is chatting, someone asks me a home of Boke: Your old man reluctant? Bobo: 78! I just heard ... Haha, the whole house is happy. I guess is that Boke is not very clear that she is mostly older. It is just that someone goes to his family to celebrate the New Year. I listened to my mother:) 2005.2.16 We bought a lot of stewed meat in the supermarket: cinnamon, meat , 香 叶, etc., husband said that it is necessary to stew me to eat :) When I arrive, I am ridiculed with my husband: "When you look at these things you bought, you will know that you have a very good wife." Husband I looked at me, my look was frustrated. I asked myself: "What happened?" Husband said: "I want to cry." Poor ~~~
4. About my sister - Xiaobao. Xiao Baoer is 4 years old. Sleeping at night, my sister took off his pants, then called our sisters a few: "Come and see! Xiaoguang butt oh ~~" We call the past, did not expect Xiaobao's self-esteem, side The ride is crying: "I don't let you watch! Don't let you see!" We are all scared, my sister quickly holds him apologize: "Sorry baby, my mother doesn't know that you have grown up." The big sister said: "A big girl is unhealthy, that is, this?" The whole family laughed, Xiaobao cried more.
5. About a friend of a meeting. After the New Year, I saw the buddy who mentioned his husband, I called him "BMW." (This is married, my husband has a full of bubbles.) I have a good time with my husband, "BMW" and his new daughterner "Jiujiu". It is strange, I have specially fed generous with them, especially in nineteen, and even the taste of the shabu-shabu is not bad. Four people played in the hotel and played in the hotel :) BMW two also super fun: There is a baby to play games in front of the computer, the ninety-nine crying, coming in, "I shake it!" BMW rushed: "Why are you doing?" "I am cutting pig's trotters!" BMW held ninety-nine hands, blame: "Yesterday, did Dad not give you a pig's trotter? Why still cut this ..." 6, about mom. I brought a few stickers to go home and nourish my mother. After being applied, in order to explain the comfort of the mask, I said: "Mom, do not delay your doing things, you can walk, you can do anything," Mom is very uncomfortable. "" I Want to wash your face, can you? "Halo ~~
9, cause trouble. Take the bus and my husband back to his suburbs, I am dizzy. In order to divide your own attention, I looked at the head of the front seat, the white hair on his head :) Later, the number of gods, there is one or two people can't see it, I can't help but dial ~~~ Fortunately Husband grabbed my hand in time, otherwise, the fight on a bus will inevitably ~~
Go home together in 2005.2.17. There is a very high level of the door, and my husband is going to open the door. I deliberately moved down, and the arm swayed for a long time. (Imageable!) I ignored his set, pretending to see anything. Husband felt boring, self-sorting, laughing: "Oh, I have fallen." I judge, said: "How much insurance? I didn't see it." My husband gave me for a while, finally said: "Judi, Do you not love me? "10, my uncle. Suddenly someone suddenly said: What is the call for "shipper number"? My first reaction is: Pan Changjiang! ^ _ ^ Then be smoked by himself, smiling in my uncle, said: "Uncle, I almost say that it is Pan Changjiang, huh," Uncle is thinking about it, listen to me, suddenly shouting: ! Pan Changjiang! ! ^ _ ^, Laugh at me! ! 11. About my cute husband :) After returning home, my husband seems to have face in front of her parents, often makes me cook. Once I said: How is the celery fried? Husband angry: I haven't seen pig running yet! ! I bowed my head muttered: I have seen you, this is not "seeing pig run"? My husband's parents are also smiled and smiled ~~~
At the beginning of the year, I and my husband back to Shijiazhuang. In the check-out husband said: "Help me put your phone in your bag." I came over. He said again: "Oh, there is a key, chewing gum ... all put it up." I didn't have a good breath on the side: "What is it makes me? Is there anything? ! "The husband is bad and smiling, and I will be in the pocket:" Come, there are two lead balls! "
12, my father. According to the customs of our hometown: I officially went to my husband to give the father-in-law. My mother-in-law gave 600 yuan lucky money :) Go home to Dad. Dad said: "Oh? Give 600 pieces in the first six? It's better to go once again ..." I fell!
