Drama: programmers
Submission: Flier
The contents of this drama are purely fiction, if there is similarity ... HEHE ... I can't help it. In the case of a city street reconstruction, a number of large grooves were digging in the door of a certain software company. A group of programmers (SDK programmer Zhao, VB programmer Qianmou, VC programmer Sun, Delphi programmer Li), from the company, see a few ditch in front of the door, so they have a giant The front first ditch is also half a meter wider, and the SDK programmer Zhao two words did not say, gently jumped into the past, and saw that others took the briefcase (class library) carried on the ditch. Ditch, disdain, is such a small ditch, is it a big thing to use? How easy is it to see how much it is ... How ... (everyone is angry ...) The second sitch is a bit width. SDK programmer Zhao is still a horse, flying, leaping ... is not good, it's a little bit to ... Fortunately, with years of years (long jump? Programming?) Experience, grab the ditch along, shake it up, I still have a word "master is a master, although it is a little ... but after all ... HEHE ... The basis of jump is a ditch, there is a foundation (SDK), there is everything ..." (everyone is eye-catching ... ...) Seeing others jumping out, but I can't jump so far, I have to find a way ... VB programmer Qian, Delphi programmer Li opened the hand, even the mobile phone, start online to find the gutter Controls ... VC programmers Sun did not panic, open the briefcase, remove the few lines, then three times, divide a simple wooden bridge ... "Although these boards (class) Don't do it, but first pay this project, I have time I have a good ... "So step on the plate. At this time, Qian and Li also found the right stuff. Qian found "wire rope .ocx", easy to install, easy to use, pull out, say "prawn, pull brothers ...", so put the rope on the green trees on the ditch, After stepping on the wire, he passed the trench. Just stood in the four squares, "Little life is ritual".
At this time, the old lady wearing a yellow-sleeved circle jumped out, grabbed money, "destroying the green trees, fine XXXX yuan, pays money, pays money, pays money!" (The old man is a double gun old woman to see the puppet army ... ... Qianmou is so helpless, I have to pay for the money, and I call the back of the background ", I am because of the sacrivation, I don't give a martyrs to be reimbursed." A stinky egg flying out in the background, "what is called," I still don't know where to lead, I'm not bad, you don't get off ... ") Li looked at the" aluminum strip .zip "that I just went back from Taiwan, self-speaking Tao, "Now use this unwind to the small top, it is better to use the" wire rope .ocx ", so I don't say that I have a ditch with money ... (the audience is a buzz ...) the last one The ditch is a bit too much, and if the rice is wide, it is deeply disappeared. It is estimated that the street reconstruction project is temporarily changed from the north. I can't do it in my heart, but I can't, so I have to give yourself a breath: "As long as there is a ditch, you will be able to pass, you can't depends on the width of the ditch, and the distance from the distance is determined. I will be able to pass, I will be able to pass, I will be able to pass ... ", so I said a" brother first step ... "(Background music: small cabbage; Zhao Zuo life and death, the crowd is tears ...) As a shadow, it disappears in the shadow in the ditch (crushed the void?), Faintly about the echo "I will return it back ..." Qian Mou has just got a moment, hurry and take out "wire rope .ocx ", I want to have a way (the story needs, please do not know more ... If there is any problem, please go to VB version of the text ...), take the wire, and then trembled. The balanced wood is too short, coupled with wind, speed can only reach 3.1415926cm / h, it is estimated that he can go smoothly before going to work tomorrow, but his will will be firm and made. "How is it slower, how difficult it is difficult, And the people's trust, in order to promote the glorious history of the Chinese nation, in order to give the 50th anniversary of the past, Macao return and the upcoming new century, Taiwan return to the gift, must take this big project to come down ", Let us wait and see, the demarchers of the new era will definitely win! (Background Music: Music Song ringing ... Everyone applaud ...) Sun calculates a speed of money, thinking "Although I can use this' wire rope .ocx 'get it, but this is not to reflect the superiority of our socialism, can't, I can't tell this. "
