Wedding groom classic speech! Funny!

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Honorable guests:

Hello everyone!

Today I am happy and excited because I am finally married. I have a long time, there are thousands of words, but I don't know and talk. But I know that this ten thousand words will eventually bring together two words, that is, "thanks".

First of all, I would like to thank all the friends who came to seat in this wonderful weekend, I was deliberately to make an important testimony for me and XXX. I didn't have this, let me and my wife are unforgettable. Wedding.

Second, I would like to thank the XXX's parents. I want to say to you, you have done the only one palm pars on your hands to this young man, thank you for your trust, I will never live up to you. Trust, but I want to say, I may not make your daughter in this life become the world's richest woman, but I will use my life to make her a happiest woman in the world.

Finally, I would like to thank the this most beautiful woman in my opinion. Yesterday's online, online saying that the world's population is now 290 million, I am even more unfortunately, the opportunity of this $ 2.9 billion is the husband of XXX, 290 million points. One of the opportunities is equivalent to the 5 million lottery tickets in one month, but I think this life can be together with XXX, how many 5 million can't match. So I want to say, XXX thank you, thank you for promise to marry me, the hair boy who is not deep.

But at this moment, my heart has a deep awkward to you, because I have never told you, then I have a deep love with another woman before and I know you, and even if you My marriage, I can't stop my thoughts on her day, and the woman has also come to the wedding scene, dear, she is, my mother. Mom, thank you, thank you for making a decision that changed your life 28 years ago, you don't hesitate to bring a life to this world, let him learn knowledge and teach him Making people, letting him understand the most selfless love in the world, giving him the warmest home in the world. You tell him to be honest, you tell him the important thing, but this little life is often caused, you are angry, let you hang your belly for his twenty years. A few years ago, the death of my father, but I realized that you are important in my life. I will not forget that we have spent thousands of thoughts that spend the day and night. Now, I want to say, my mother, I have worked hard, my family is good, my son grows up, my son is married. You can rest assured and happy, I am very happy because I have encountered the world's two most best women. (The applause has a 2 minute sound)

Finally, don't forget an old saying, crude tea is light, eat well!

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