When I went down at that moment, you were crying behind me, and the pain of the heart of the lungs made me understand how much I love you. I turned to hug you: This pig did not sell.
Magpie, my mother said that this is a guest; swallow, my mother said this is a good bird is a guest; the crow comes, the child is also a guest? The crow is called: Yes, I am a hacker
I have a request: I invite me to eat. I hope that you can meet me. Otherwise, I will write your mobile phone number on the wall, plus two words in front: Certificate. I have to ask me to eat well, or write: marriage, men and women, the conditions are not limited.
Test your Mandarin, please read the poem below: dark stone green, dark stone bamboo, dark stone, green, dark stone, spring bamboo.
On a crowded bus, a girl suddenly called: don't squeeze! Don't squeeze! Squeeze people's milk! (She is holding yogurt)
The nurse saw a patient drinking wine in the ward, I walked in the past and said to him in the past: "Be careful!", The patient smiled and said: "Little Baby."
You are a single-wing angel, only to hug each other to fly. I came to the world, just to find you, I found you after I found you, but I found: TMD! The wings of the tricks are one behind!
A digestive patient complained to the doctor: I have never been normal, what to eat, eat cucumber, eat watermelon, Watermelon, how can it be returned to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat.
Yesterday, I dreamed that I can satisfy me a wish I will come out to say that I want to be world peace. He said that it is too difficult to change it. I will take out your photo to say that this person will become beautiful. He thinks. Look
Natural class teacher asked: Why is the body cold after death? No one answered. The teacher asked: No one knows? At this time, there was a classmate to stand up and said: That is because of your heart.
Please touch your face now, smile to the mirror, if your skin is pink, the fluff on your face is fresh and soft, then you will be very healthy ... well this time our "pig knowledge lecture" is here!
Zheng Xiking's wife did not see her husband, she went to the father's home. See the public justice, asked: Hey, what? The father-in-law is not happy, continue to wash your face. The wife is angry, and ask:, Zheng Xiriti? Gonggong anger: Wash your face!
It's just a gust of wind, it's so eternal, just a dream, it's so true, you are so low, but I can't help but say to you, when you fart, say!
Wife: Every time I sing, do you always go to the balcony? Husband: I want everyone to know, not I am playing you.
The first day of the obstetrics and gynecologists ask him to ask him 'What is today? 'Doctor's Road' is not too bad, although the maternal and baby did not keep, but finally saved the baby's father.
