Last night, I did the most strange dream since birth.
In the dream, I was placed in the team with hundreds of children and waiting for Santa Claus.
This team rushed back to the twists and turns, constantly changing the direction, let you dizzy. Among them, half of the children look very prosperous, and the remaining half is worried. There are a few Surse shaking, and there are still few or even standing.
Suddenly, I found that the child is about to go to Santa Claus is very like Xiaobier Gates ... That is Xiao Bir Gates! There is also Rarry Ellison, Mary. Whitman, Carlic and Red Hat CEO Matthew Szulik. I immediately rushed to Gates: "... Santa Claus, the most important thing is, please tell me, how can Windows can not be troubled by viruses and vulnerabilities?"
Santa blinks, laughing and said: "Child, I am just Santa. Some things I can't do, or do you give you billion?"
"No, no," Gates sighed, slowly did it on the floor, "I have already had a lot of $ $ nipple."
Next to Santa Claus is Intel President Paul - Outrini, he said: "Santa, why can't I have a 64-bit processor?"
Santa Claus is going to be serious: "Paul, last year you will make the same wish, I gave you itanium. Now you can't get tired, I want to throw it into the garbage pile. To think about how to make it move!"
"Santa, it will never be able to run, our engineers believe this. Only HP thinks it can be used ?? But those guys believe in myths and elves." Paul said, very unhappy.
The next child said: "Santa, I need four thousand dollars to buy college textbook. I have a job, there is a scholarship, but I don't understand why these textbooks are so expensive?"
Santa promise: "Textbook publishers will put the content to the Internet."
"In this case, I will know how to use this money. I will ask Carly to put her best TV or camera or MP3 in your socks! She can do this business, because no one wants to buy Her computer. "
Next, the red hat of the Red Hat is next to Matthew Szulik.
Santa saw him said: "Hahaha, matthew, this year you are the most awkward child. What do you want to see under the Christmas tree?"
Matthew szulik is shining in the eyes, and he has quietly said a few words in the ear of Santa, and the Santa face reveals a surprise look. Matthew Szulik said: "Santa, I will send you a gift this year. You guess what? And free!"
Santa question: "What?"
"It is a little puppy who sent you back to the Arctic. It wears sandals, likes to wash the flinch bath, and the most important thing is that it doesn't spend a child!"
"Can you give me now?" (If you are not a smart cookie, you can't control the world of gifts.)
"Oh, yes, only one premise. You need to pay my annual care fees for the year, a year is $ 5,000."
Szulik did not finish, Santa's face has become very ugly, just like a snowstorm blowing from Siberia: "If I have to pay you $ 5,000, it means that this dog is actually very expensive, right Not right? "
Szulik looked down at his shoes and nodded. Santa launched a naughty boy said: "Go back to your room! This year, you have no gift!"
The next child looks like IBM's Sam Palmisano. This child is very short, it is difficult to climb to the knees of Santa Claus, the poor Santa has had to bend him, but he is too fat. If you are not enough, you will not be a small Sam.SAM say: "Wait, Santa! I I thought of a solution. "
He hit a referring, two hundred in a black suit, guy with blue tie sitting on the sled, and the sled also wrote "IBM Global Services". They jumped to the sled to build a chair so that SAM can climb to the knees of Santa Claus along the chair. This chair is very large, the chair is wide, but it is not high enough.
Others in the team are all impatient.
Looking at the rest of the team, Santa began to worry, he said: "I have a better idea, Sam." Then let the elf take a thin and high chair. SAM climbs to the Santa's knees along the chair.
Sam is very surprisingly asking: "Where can you find such a good chair, Santa?"
"In addition to sitting in the snow, we have done a lot of other things! We have a special room, there are a lot of top smart designers to create the latest best products. We call it a sun room."
Sam seeking Santa Claus to let him go to the room, but Santa said: "Unfortunately, this room can only give you the smartest, the best child, so we can't let you go in and those in suits. But you can make a chance to go in next year. "
In the last forward, you can be prepared to make a wish to Santa Claus, a quarterly ticket for the United States hockey Federation and a new set of iron bats come to me. The alarm sounded, the whole dream suddenly became a piece Blue ?? just like Windows suddenly crashes.
So I returned to the real world, I would like to give you a real holiday bless: All Sun's customers, employees, partners and shareholders, I sincerely wish you a new year, Happy New Year!