There is no thief in the world: Wang Yu (Liu Dehua): Do you have a good person? Thief King (Ge You): How many times have it, to unite! Ge: This time, one is through the actual exercise team, the second is to inspect new people ... I hope that you will be in the next work in the future, and let's go to the first migrant workers: ... Who is you? Standing came out to give him a look: I have to give him a lesson, this child has no thief, mad at me - Liu: How to come? such? ……such? ..... - Ge: Well, the feet are dragging the migrant workers: You are not a thief, it is a bit can't look at the people's people: big sister, if you want a thief, 俺 俺 眼 子俺 speak the calculation. Migrant workers: 家 live in the mountains, in the village, some people look at the cow dung in the mountain road, take a bunk piece, I have a stone film, surrounded by the cattle dung, I wanted to pick up a few days. The cattle is still there. Migrant workers: How can people be harmful than the wolf? Ge: This car does not hunt. The thief king assistant (Yong): When the Russia enters the road, you are a three good students. Ge: What is the most expensive in the 21st century? Talent Ge: Meet, surname Li, Hu Li. Ge: I will be in the Mingyue, Ni Ming Yue City. Ge: The people are scattered, the team is not good. Liu: So you are pregnant? What do you belong? Liu: Why don't he defense? Why do you not suffer? What? Is it because he is simple? He is stupid? Why do you want him to be stupid? Life requires him to be smart. As a person, you don't let him know the truth of life, that is, deception. What is a big evil? Download is a big evil. Ge: I can tell you responsibility: Li Shu is very angry, the consequences are very serious Ge: I am most annoying that these robbery, there is no technical content. Robber (Fan Wei): Big Brother, wait a while, I robs a color. Fan: IC, IP, IQ card, Tell me the password. Robbery B (Feng Yuanzheng): Serious, serious, don't laugh, we robbed it here. Ge: Dragon? That is to say to others to listen to the play. Police: Where did you do this? Ge: Dare, big meaning ... ========================================= ========== Kung Fu: 1. Don't think that you are handsome, I will not hit you. 2. Talk to pursue, paying for medical expenses. Even if you kill one, there are thousands of me. 3. The waist is hungry and hunting. 4. Killing this kind of thing, I have this idea all day. 5. Do I have learned that I have to say it? 6. As so-called, I don't go into hell who is in hell. (Two times) 7. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.
8. Do you believe that I can explode his eyes, you swear. 9. Which one is robbery, where is the money? 10. It is not strong, but also is a black society? 11. Is this arbitrarily called Yang, a small dragon? 12. I can't think of a big speaker, and the younger brother will worship the bottom of the wind. 13. I originally used this 10 yuan to read books, as a doctor, lawyer, but for the world peace ... hey! 14. Who is this shouting? Let the neighborhood sleep! I have to go to work tomorrow. It's a group of disappears! 15. Zhou Xingchi: Who is a bird, come out one step! (Everyone has taken a step) Good, according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, we are single ... The big brother of the onion is over. ============================================================================================================================================================================================================= = 用: IBM: "The people are scattered, the team is not good! Dell:" I hate you most of you, there is no technical content! HP: "I can tell you responsibly, HP is very angry, the consequence is very serious! Intel: Have you got me? AMD: I want to try IT industry: What is the most expensive in the 21st century? Talent! Lenovo (acquisition IBM After: I know my heart, I don't know what I mean. Microsoft (to piracy): hard, small ghosts (to Ress): I am here, Ming Yue Yue Ditch Windows users ( Microsoft): What we want is safe, responsible, understand? Hacker ??: IP, IC, IQ card, Tongtong tells me Password State-owned Assets Supervision (for telecom operation enterprises): organized, no discipline! Telecom: Serious point, Serious, don't laugh, we rob this! Shenzhou: hit .......... ..................
