18 kinds of results after drinking, come over, welcome to supplement, in theory, more than 90%, can drunk once before the age of 30. As for the drunk, it can be said that the variety is complete, the trick is very, and people can't help ...
Today, let us take a look at the thousands of pose after drunkenness.
1
: I want a few stars
At the end of the unit, I gathered at the end of the year, and a very stable colleague drunk blood red. The leader is not good, and I quickly let me send him home. I can wait until I will hold a taxi, but this colleague doesn't live to get on the bus, but it is so exciting to sit on the road. I saw him looked up, and he said to the sky: "Who said that the star on the sky is unclear, I will take them out this evening!"
2
: Block a police car
Eat once, a little brother is drinking, but it seems to be awake, everyone is ignored. When the rice bodies were found, this brother suddenly rushed to the center of the road, reached out, stopped a 110 police car that was patrolling, then pulled the door, sitting in the police, said loudly: I know that you have a car, (Qingdao Taxi pricing is a piece per kilometer), but you don't need to write so big to show me, you think I am myopia ...
3
: Business is really good
Go to the restaurant to eat, there is a brother to go to the toilet, and it is very mysterious to tell:
"This hotel is very good, even two tables in the toilet!"
When everyone was strange, a group of people rushed over and slammed the brother. Of course, we don't do it, ask them:
"He didn't provoke you, do you play him?" "What do you do? We eat well, but this guy runs to our private room to sprinkle the urine."
4
: Vehicle leak oil
There is a more cool brother, once he is wearing a trouser pants and aircraft motorcycle. After a silly drink, everyone retreats.
When the roadside broke up, the brother suddenly urged, just went to a tree, did not solve the peel pants, but unlocked the belt, I saw him with the belt, and the big tree began to start.
At the end, he also shivered with a belt.
Then he launched his own motorcycle. Just when he was going to start, he noticed that the ground under leather pants became a group. So, he asked us a confusion: "Strange, how can my car leak oil?"
5
: Banknotes
When I was a newspaper, I had a colleague. He had a special legendary hobby. I like to give people a money, one hundred, let people go home. Who don't want him to be anxious, you can't hit people.
As a day before, he ran to people in front of him, and put on a pity: "Big Brother, give me money yesterday ..."
The most funny thing is that the same thing giving people money, actually happened three times in him within one month.
6
: Throw a watch
My father, after drunkenness, always love and people bet, once he can't return late at night, we went to all pub to find him. When he found him, he was screaming in the street and another person more than the watches. In the end, his old man took off the Omega on the wrist and threw it to the street, and then stepped away from the past, and excitedly called: "You see, my watch is still walking, you will try it too?"
Seduce
:Cosmopolitan
There is a flower bed in front of my house, and I went out in the morning, I found a brother in the flower bed, and there was only one pants in the upper and lower.
And his shirt, trousers, tie, stacked it next to the side, pressing his mobile phone above, actually closed. There are also leather shoes, but also a whole, socks in the shoe hole ... It seems that this brother is this home.
Later, I thought, fortunately, this brother didn't have naked sleep, otherwise, there was more lively.
8
Climbing stairs
Once, Tianjin came to the netizen. I claim to put our Shanghai people under the table, we certainly don't cost the gas, so I turned. Drinking red wine from the beer, drinking from red wine, drinking liquor from the yellow wine, the final result is: The old brother of Tianjin should put the wife of the toe fracture, but the six-year-old daughter from the first floor Back to the seventh floor, then send it back from the seventh floor to the first floor, by his wife, the eyes are blue.
9
: Encounter robbers
After drinking with a group, I went to a certain home. Walking, a person got lost, and another will go to him.
Everyone went to a certain family, sat down, and the person who left for a while came, and I gave everyone a robbers, let him ran the robbers even. I just finished, I went to the person who was looking for him, and the urgent and corrupt say that he lost him with bricks, and he smashed him.
10
:I'm back again
Once, several friends were drinking a famous fishing king, one after a drink, hard to rush to another hotel will come to a group of wine friends, everyone can't go, I have to let him go. . But how long, he suddenly appeared in front of us, sorry, sorry, sorry, I just drank, it is late. "
Said, one. Shares sat down and shouted at the waiter: "Come, come on!"
Later, we only knew that after he left us, it was very profitable to drill on the taxi, rushing out the driver loudly: "Open the road, go to the fish!"
As a result, the driver slipped a circle on the street and sent him back. When he came to us again, he has identified who is who is coming, the result is better!
11
: Cry again and laugh again
In the past, I met a girl. The temperament is good. The two of us have been sticky almost every day. It is not to go to the bubble in the evening. One night, we drunk back home. After she went home, she began to make trouble.
Cry, crying is powerful. She hides alone in the bathroom. I pulled her out of the door, and she drilled into the big wardrobe, and then cried.
It's hard to get her bed, she hugs me cry. This is still not finished, see the hand on your hand, oh. I slammed into the wall. I just watched the beautiful folding mobile phone into two halves.
The next day, she wakes up the foundation 3 Possify the source of the vinegar, the gap, the rice, the 氐 艉舻 芟 芟 チ チ 嗔 鲎 鲎 ┩ ┩ 侠 n チ チ チ 嗔 嗔 ┩ ┩ V 馕〗〗 鹱 鹱 ┩ 莺 莺 莸 蚴〕〕〕〕 慵 慵 慵 〕〕〕〕 慵 慵 慵 慵 慵 慵 慵 慵These parts value of 300 yuan, sell it, make a money to buy a mobile phone! "
12
:What a pity
A relationship unit comes to our colleagues, please a very high-grade restaurant, what is the abalone bird's nest, and some piles. During the seat, everyone frequently raised, turning over the melee, and I don't know how much bottle of red wine. I only remember to go, my colleagues were vomiting downstairs, and they were spit and called: "My abalone. , My shark's wings, unfortunately. 13
: From Nanjing to Zhenjiang
I know a big brother, Nanjing, I like to drink. At that time, he went to ride a small magnolia motorcycle. One night, he was drunk, but he was still riding his motorcycle home. At that time, he also couldn't see the road. I only knew that I was happy along the 312 National Road. After can't just rode, when he is a bit awake, the cold is looking up, a signature in front of me is "Zhenjiang Hotel."
He actually rides from Nanjing to Zhulan motorcycle to Zhenjiang!
What's more, he rides a small Mulan 俅 诱 诱 锘 锘 ? / P>
14
: Love
There is a man who is very elegant and elegant. It's convenient to go to a small tree. It's time to take it. But I feel that someone has pulled him, "no, no, too late, I should Go back, my sister is goodbye. "
Helpless is going to go. When he is a person who is busy, waiting for it is impatient, come over with him to persuade, "Miss, let's let go, let's come back, some is there."
After coming back and forth, they found that they found that he was bundled with a tree with a tree. He also had a good job with the tree ...
15
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My brother unit has issued the year-end bonus, and he and a few good colleagues celebrated a hotel. After the wine is full, my brother comes out with a car key, but she can't open anyway.
My brother is thinking, it may be because I have more drinking, what is hanging? Anyway, I have made a lot of money today, just hit a car home. So he put the bicycle in the trunk of the taxi, and took a taxi back home. After waking up the next day, my brother came to the downstairs, it's broken! He has to take a taxi and pull it back.
It turned out that he was pulled back by him at night. The bicycle of colleague!
16
:Got home
One of my neighbors, likes to drink, often drunk. Once, after he was drunk, he went to the taxi, the driver slowed down, waiting for him to say where he said. I haven't waited for a long time, I didn't move, look back, he is away from the clothes. The driver was scared, and he quickly asked: "Mr., what are you doing!"
He said: "When I am home, I have to take off my clothes!"
The driver hurriedly told him: "This is my car, not your home."
He wanted for a while, shouting: "Fast, return to the place where I get on the bus!"
The driver asked why, he said: "I just thought it was home, and I took the shoes to the door!"
In one
: Fortune
Once, a friend of my field went to Qingdao, and my friends went to the restaurant. As a result, he had a bit high. After the hotel, the dead reluctant to take the room key, no way, we have to go to the hotel front desk To find ways to.
When we returned to the door with the waiter, I saw a whole piece of playing in his wallet, a credit card, a business card, and a play in the game. After seeing us, he excited and jealous: "Come come, I will count on you!" 18
: Take the car
I like wine, I like wine, once, I'm hitting the police in checking the car. Just when he was invisible to unlucky, the police took a phone call, holding his mobile phone, pointed his hand, and told it. When he saw the organic, he quietly returned to the car, and the policeman who called the phone did not presented the wind, the wind turned back home.
On the next day, someone used the door to hurt his home, which was the police of yesterday. His wine has now woke up, naturally, I will ask the police: "What do you do? Is there anything?"
The police said: "Your car I have already driven you to the door. Now, do you give me a police car?"
