尴 一: It is not easy to test the university, but it is found not only the country has no distribution, but it is not worth money even by undergraduate diplomas.尴 二 2: Thousands of hard work into the party and government institutions, is catching up with people to laid off, what happened!尴 三 Three: In 1997, the national canceled the welfare housing, and the people born in the 1970s have just participated in the work.尴 四 四 四: When I was a honest child, I had to pick a fake smoke, drink fake wine, saying, and got the fake diploma, signed the word on the fake invoice, whisper Yes, watching football is a fake ball.
尴 五 Five: The education of the planned economy is absolutely murdering, who is not the same as others, not only the teacher does not agree, the classmates don't let go. However, the transit is moved, but the society needs some youth generation, quality education!
尴 尬 六: When I saw the current college entrance examination, I was blocked, and the police officer is also a lounge. It is really not the appointment! In addition, the troubles of unattended growth in the same year, now become a place in the students in the student, and then strictly stopped the early love chasing star, now very tolerant "correct guidance".
尴 7: Who is a beautiful life? Twenty years ago, "It belongs to me, it belongs to the new generation". Twenty years later, 1980s newly born calf is not afraid of tiger, no one has put some people born in the eye.尴 八 八 八 :生 1970s in the 1960s is a rebellious generation in the eyes of the 1960s, and in the eyes of the eighty, they are all in the four or five or sections.
尴 Nine: Born in an ideal era, but have to live in a reality, is the biggest embarrassment of this generation.
Born in the 1970s, it is the last one who is one of them: It is the last one-to-understand person - "for the revolution - protect eyesight, eye health exercise - start ..."; is the last male and girls Obviously, there is a good feeling, but it is suspected of evil, in the course of the three eight lines; the last one is written in a child, the words must be called - "Since the Eleventh Plenary Session ..." or "Reformed Spring Breeze ..." and the class, the last school, there is no matter what is going on, there is nothing, and there is no flowers. There is no tree. "Is the last one's girl - the spring breeze swept, clearly Just itch, but the scalp is not moving, and I will wait and see each other. I finally put the summer vacation. I really can't get it. I will wear a skirt at the same time. Who is not counting who is a puppy;
In the last time, when I received computer enlightenment education, I also saw the people who have been in the Basic language; the last allocated, when I was too young, I was going to watch TV, and I killed the experience of my father and mother; It is also the last one-in-one section must also find a white shirt, the people of blue trousers; it is the last all-in-one and mud, lives home, play the bomb, take the film, carrying the military kettle, people with tea egg spring tour It is the last one to clean the toilet in the primary school labor class, and the people who caught the mouse; it is the last pair of four beautiful three love to fall, but always don't know how to practice four new people; it is the last I have to tell myself, I have to have ideals, I have to study hard every day, walk on the road to see the bricks of the square, sing "I love Beijing" when I jump the rubber band, I will sing "I love Beijing", and I will have 5 yuan for each month. People watching; is the last time I have seen the black and white villain "Yue Fei", "Ding Ding Adventures", "Fire Gang", "Seven Swords, Tianshan"; is the last enjoy the most pure and most moving Japan Cartoon, you can come to the 80-year-old, you can come to a "iron arm A Tongmu" theme song. To the age of ninety, I still remember the "Forest Emperor" Little Leo, Hua Faii and Li Jiawen, Mi Mi, Fuxi, Miss Nana, Blue Clear and Geg Witch, Longzi Taro, a break and small leaves, Xinyou Wei, self-seeing people who have seen the best cartoons;
It is also the last one to enjoy the best quality domestic cartoon - "Nine-color deer" We look back, "Tian Shu Qi Tan" let us first understand what the fox is, "big The Tiandong "Let us start aesthetically confused," there is no mind and unhappy "entertaining," Dalin and Xiaolin "is enough," which "is a sea".
In the last year, I was watching the "Volleyball Women", and the volleyball match was very tension. I was afraid that the Japanese team was really pulling the eyes and empty, the meteor, the moon, snatch the five consecutive championships of the Chinese women's volleyball; is the last one Dip the "blood suspicion" series of Hills Bahui, every day, there is no red point on your arm, worry that you have to have leukemia; (Yeah, how to do the Japanese goods, embarrassed, but the Harvest of the year It is really much more pure in the next state of mind.)
It is the last one who has a lot of martial arts dramas that have been speaking to Hong Kong - I didn't understand the age of elementary school. Looking at the "Shooting" Weng Mei Ling let us give her a deep death, and "the generation of double arrogance" will make us a lifelong fan of Liang Chaowei. The gold drama in that time was no ancient people before the ancient drama, and there was no longer. It was the last one and I have worried that I am deeply comparable to the people who have a young man who is responsible for the fire of Daxing'anling fire; it is the last time to graduate from the middle school. "The Song" in the "Song" is gently blowing, the gathering is in a hurry ... "and" Goodbye "" Please believe that we will see you again tomorrow, just like the people who don't leave the blue sky ... "
At the age of 22, you graduated, the salary of your first job is 1,500, turn it into 2,000 blocks. The total amount of salary will not have a penny, looking forward to the payment of payment. After a year, you touched it. The salary becomes 3,000. The clothes you wear began to be expensive. The things you eat began to get better, but there is no change, salary still spends a penny. At this time, you have love, you have to borrow 1000 pieces to friends in order to make friends, she is still too much money, and I have it. It's hard to find a neighbor girl, feeling good, learn life, actually save 1000 pieces a month, I didn't expect that her family did not agree, and dismantled you. So you have a strong picture, and finally the salary has risen to 6,000 pieces, become a white-collar, start the bar, chasing the beauty, giving 100 pieces of 100 pieces. One day, I met your ex-girlfriend on the street, I am very strange to see her at the beginning, she didn't taste it. When I was 30 years old, you have 100,000 deposits, but you feel very tired, you want to find a place, you can sleep hard. So you married, the deposit becomes a loan, but also 4,000 pieces per month, but you add 10,000 pieces and your wife's salary, you don't feel tired at all. In the past few years, you have also cleared the loan and there save 50,000 pieces. Your child has grown to six years old. You don't want him to repeat your life, so I want to send him to foreign countries, but people who have a mouth of 200,000. Your heart is secretly "this to help the old foreigners". Although the wish is good, there is no money is also white, your child is still in the country, has been 22 years old.
At the age of 60, you retired, your son is going to get married, you have to be 400,000 pieces, you are not too much, but in mind, it feels in your own son, which is tried to foreigner. After a year, you are no longer sensitive to your age. Sometimes you are lying in bed, I am still thinking, how can I still be so strong, because I make up calcium or God hopes that I am in a health.
Finally, you rest in peace, the tombstone is carried out in 197X - 205X in your life.
Dedicated to my idol and far away
I don't know when I started, I'm gradually sold in the excitement of my wonderful age, and they have become a cloud smoke. I have been crazy to chase the stars. I gradually gradually. Quiet, it seems that all kinds of phenomena can only explain a little - I am growing with my idol.
Hong Kong 83 version of "Shooting" is known as an irreplaceable classic, Rongger's players Wengmei have been incense for more than ten years. Yasuo's player Huang Dahua is more just the image of business success. The screen is debuted.
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High-yield Zhou Xing is getting more and more scarce, but it is dealing with advertisements such as every day and VCDs and readers. The Star is a classic line in the King of Comedy. "You can say that I am running dragon, but you can't say that I am a dead runner." He finally * his own efforts make all people shut up, and finally let All people are in the river, and they are endless. The potential has been excavated by Zhou Xingxing that can only appear in the identity of the director. It is good to successfully launch Cecilia Cheung, so when I am famous for red jade female Zhang Bozhi, my most profound line is "Thank, Boss." * "Outside the window" Hong Kong and Taiwan's first beauty Lin Qingxia is getting harder and harder, how to watch it is also an authentic middle-aged woman, now look like it looks really sad, of course, if you want to know her predecessor boyfriend Qin and Qin Xianglin's news can only find a number of years ago.
Zhang Manyu and her French husband were divorced. This beautiful woman with a charming face like Fox fairy is still forty years old. "The Flower Year" is probably the peak of her performance.
Di Long's old hair faster, Li Xunxian can only take the police director, and the big silly has already quit the black boss's iron, and you can't let the old man who will be white. I will go to the rivers and lakes to reproduce the hero. .
Nowadays, I don't know what to start, the Japanese TV drama and Korean drama have occupied half-Wanjiang Mountain. I don't understand why the new people who want to die are why I can't understand these, I can't understand, I can't understand. So sad.
Cecilia Cheung's "Star Wish" didn't know how many young men's tears made, in fact, it is a turning version of a classic love story in the United States. All Zhixian is now red, it has become a new idol, and the frequency of the four words of the barbarian girlfriend is probably the highest network.
When I got a look at the current idol, I only had an answer in my mind: I am growing at a little bit.
Forty old Andy Lau is still fighting with a group of 20-headed pilings, in fact, in the "Nine-Year Gambling", even Zhu Yin shouted that he is an old man.
10 years of love songs are divorced, he and Li Lie, Zhang Aijia finally understood the price of love, and now the big blessing of the idleness is also jumped to the front desk to tell "the story of the yin".
Zhang Guorong publicly states that he is homosexual, and even puts the skirt to the stage, the face is even more young than 20 years ago, and how long you can do.
Tan President has finally been self-deceived, and I haven't seen his dreamy smile for a long time.
The scholar has also stated a beard. It is said that Lin Zixiang, a late school year. In order to be too old when he is 60 years old, it seems that it is true.
Zhong Zhen Tao bankrupted, this * When "as long as you are better than me", the popular singer seems to be true today, it is estimated that the two brothers of the Wenzi five tigers will come out.
The age of the voice is far away, and Deng Lijun is also dead.
The brilliance of Huang Jiaqi is over, Beyond is also dissolved.
A hundred strong people who have been seek in the heaven.
Rains hit, it seems that the future is really dream, we can't miss you every day.
Chen Baolian jumped out, and people who knew people know that the three-level stars that were once and a Hong Kong were neighbors.
The young tigers have matured, and the red licenses are also an old woman. Liu Wenzheng and the San Sisters of Feiying did not trace. In that year, I Alitude Ion Jing, who was "19 years old", recently, was also busy with the baby who was born.
Zhao Chuan wants to fly again in the jungle of the reinforced cement.
Zhao Yuhua also became old with the classic "most romantic thing".
Xie Xian's son is entangled in my idol every day, and I don't know what the idea is now in Beijing.
For so many years, Pan Meichen still did not find home from his own windshield.
Qi Qin is also thinking about marriage with the long-legged beauty Tibet.
Now I am full of eyes, the stage is almost all of the troubles, the names are not clear.
I can't accept today's songs, still only one reason: because I slowly get old at a little bit.
Thinking of a story of a post in a few days ago, a word, "Today's rivers and lakes are no longer our rivers and lakes"
