>>> 1, Bowl
>>> The two people don't want to have a bowl, so I decided to use a guess method to win, who lost anything. But the wife is better, and I will always shoot when I have a punch. I will not reveal her trick. I only look for a gap (or looked at the money) bowl when I washing. One or two, the plate Three times, she no longer lets me bow, but I have to be responsible for pouring garbage.
>>> DEUCE
>>> 2, do it earlier
>>> I have a bad habit of my wife, so I often have a phenomenon that I will not eat breakfast after getting up. In order to cultivate his wife's good product to make breakfast, I woke up in the morning, I will be very cool in the stomach to accumulate overnight in my stomach, and I have a blind color. I am, naturally, I will rely on a while, and then get up with an accident.
>>> WIN
>>> 3, shopping
>>> I am most afraid to go shopping with my wife, she will dragging you, but I don't buy anything.
>>> "Husband, I don't look good with this yellow?"
>>> "Well, yes"
>>> "What is the red?"
>>> "Beautiful!"
>>> "Blue is better?"
>>> "It is also very beautiful."
>>> "How do you say it? Say your truth, which is better?"
>>> "" Hey ... wife, tell the truth, you should pick the big one, you seem to be fat ... "
>>> The wife is looking at me, so I don't want me to go shopping with her.
>>> WIN
>>> 4, angry
>>> Wife will refuse to speak with me when he is angry, I will rent a horror film, wait for the night's sleep, see the thrilling place, and quickly wake up the wife, play the horror episode (she doesn't look at it, Good sound effect, can also be scared), every time the wife is scared, the limbs are chaotic, and they will be hugged, take the initiative, oh. . . . . . . . .
>>> WIN
>>> 5, 啃 鸡爪
>>> I and my wife loves to eat chicken claws. The speed of sigh is not as good as my wife. One of the two people watching TV, the wife is holding one, when I reach the last one, my wife is I am angry, I am said: "Wife, eat more ... I am not afraid of fat ..." "XXX, I see your worship doesn't want to eat meat!" A sentence smashed my head, two legs I have been punished for a week of green vegetables because I have a little fat.
>>> Lost
>>> 6, Valentine's Day
>>> I always feel that the Chinese have no need to pass the foreigners, but the wife is particularly particularly particularly concerned about the foreign emotions of this class. On February 14th, there is no intentional arck of side: "Husband, today?" Husband, now the hotel is like a special program. "Calling his wife at noon at Valentine's Day, telling her that you don't have to go home in the evening, go outside to eat, happy, she is on the phone . After picking her up at night, I directly drag all the way to the side of the shop, spend 8 yuan, was taken by the sea, all the way without words, when she saw the rose on the table, they were once again treated again. This fist is very light. >>> DEUCE
>>> 7, smoking
>>> Most women hate men smoking habits, wife is no exception, first is a good fortune, and then steal the smoke in the home, and finally actually threatened the Internet, at night she lying in bed, I intend to be on the bedside icon The soul is like coming to walk.
>>> "Husband, what are you doing?"
>>> "Oh, okay, I turn, you sleep first."
>>> "" How do you sleep in front of my eyes? "
>>> "" Don't be dizzy, I can't sleep. "
>>> "I know you want to smoke, go to the balcony, don't delay me to sleep!"
>>> WIN
>>> 8, strip
>>> Although it is a husband and wife, each keeps a small private space, one day, finds that their drawers have more long hair, leaving a note, I will go to the book, "Just" is wrong. Another, Wife, you have lost your hair. "I found more books in the next day." I have no casual turn. You have been to save your room for money. Another, husband, hair loss is the symptom of malnutrition, using your private room to improve us This two months of food. "
>>> Lost
>>> 9, deep breathing
>>> The wife is calm and happy after being charged home, and taught her to do deep breathing to adjust the emotions. I asked after the first pass: "Is it good?" The wife shook his head, "Then come again, this time I have to remember to breathe "Didn't finish it, I put a squid, I thought it was not stinky, then accompanied my wife to do deep breathing, but things were willing to violate, the first wife smells smell, the dark call is not good, turn around, go to the balcony, have not arrived at the door The back is already in the back of the slippers. As a result, add two pounds of chicken claws with a pile of good words.
>>> Lost
>>> 10, running
>>> Saturday night with his wife to buy dishes, because each purchase is required for a week, so half an hour, the two people are all heavy bags, plus the weather is hot, and the way home is already sweating. . My wife suddenly said: "Husband, seems to have no bowl there after we have dinner at noon?"
>>> "A?"
>>> "This is good? We arrived at home than who will go home."
>>> "Okay."
>>> "But you run fast than me, then what is your hand makes you a fair?"
>>> "Well."
