1. The classmates took the papers about USB technology on the 25 pages to reply. The teacher will ask: "Please introduce USB technology with a sentence", my classmates immediately angry: "One sentence? One sentence can be said to know Write 25 pages? One sentence can be said to know what I am standing here? "The whole reply is 2 minutes .........
Teacher: This year does not reply! Everyone is good!
Then tell the teacher on the side: What should I do? Do you want to draw!
2, the graduation thesis is something about the elevator, he has not done anything, the paper is copy.
When the teacher reply, he didn't know, and finally the teacher is anxious, ask: What do you know?
He said: I know that this elevator presses the button it will go up, and it will go down.
His teacher vomiting blood, 60 points let him walk.
3, a strong classmate to reply, introduce his design, say half an hour, and the next teacher is impatient, the big hand is pitched: You gave me, Hu Yanhuo said that eight ............
4, an even a female classmate, the prescribed time is 20 minutes. When she arrived in 20 minutes, the teacher still continued the question. I saw her showing the following table, saying the sound time, and then picked up something away. .
5, first statement for a few minutes, then there is a debate between the teacher's results, no one, who is cool, and after a few minutes, I have not answered a question.
6, even when I was violent, when I was introduced, I was introducing, speaking #% ¥ ◎ × ※ ... ◎ ¥ ※ ... ¥ ◎, the following teachers have one person to hear, so turn to another The teacher talked in the same time. He immediately stopped, and immediately asked his partner: "Teacher is talking about?" The teacher hilariously, the teacher is speechless, he did a PPT, the last part, thank you, Its content basically narrows the things of the instructor's life, and also says that they like to discuss problems with the teacher. When his acknowledgments have not read half, the mentor brushs up, and the face is distorted: " I am not letting you delete these !!!!!! ??????
After a while, it is a hilarious! !
7. Teacher: Explain the principle.
Students (impatient): I don't understand it.
Teacher: Oh, that is, the next one.
8. Teacher: How is your paper so many typographic words.
Student: No way, I use a violet input method.
Laugh down below!
9. When I reply, the first question of the director of the old department: Do you have breakfast? Europe said: Eat it. He said: Ok, I will finish it!
European! :)
10. Teacher: Why don't your electric machine not protect ~~
Classmates: This .......... This is not within the scope of my design.
Teacher: Then the electric motor is too large, will we burn it by it?
Classmates: Well ~~~~~ Sorry, it seems that we have to burn it.
