1. In the case, the girls in the whole dormitory like Zhou Huajian's song, and a tape was borrowed by everyone. One day, the girlfriend of the shop asked: What about Zhou Huajian? The girl in the shop replied: in my bed! Two seconds and silent, then all over the bed.
2. Oh, I also remembered it. Just a month with my girlfriend that year. One day, she said to me, the waist is sour, so tired. I am concerned about, why, do you want to go to the hospital to see? She said no, I am a holiday. I am wondering: What a holiday? Winter holiday is still early. The girlfriend is embarrassed. I still take this now to knew.
3. Watch TV at home, put it in the picture of the Forbidden City, I said "uterus" -------- half a day, no dare, I don't know what my parents and my sister are thinking about?
4. Go out and go out to eat, male and female, drink white wine, come out of a new lighter from inside, is the kind of to prevent children from playing, a group of people curious, play, someone asking what effect, I am out: " Isn't it just bring a safe case! "After that, I realized that it was not. Sure enough, I can't wait to get into the table at the time. I can't hate it under the table ........ 尬! !
5. In the first three days, there is a bit of a little diarrhea in the morning and the male classmates and the male classmates. "I have a little sick in these days." At that time almost every electric pole There is this word on the mean. Male students are shocked, because I am MM
6. Real things. When I was small, I went to play with a few small friends to see an uncle of the People's Liberation Army to play JJ. He saw that a group of people looked at him at a high place. He hesitated a film and continued to work, and finally at the height Excited, we didn't understand what happened. After a few days, he led many Liberation Army to our school to engage in basketball game. We only knew he was an officer. I am still thinking about how to play JJ? Why is it still so painful? This thing has been more than 30 years.
7. Last year, I met a young brother, his strongest deed was not dry on the examination room, just clamped the DD friction with the thigh! ! Also, one morning he woke up and laughed at a buddy in the same dormitory. He told enough to say: "True fuck is depressed, I dreamed last night! I remembered his voice!" I am sweating! " ! ! I don't know what he is thinking about one day, the hand is full!
8. At high school, a woman is bored, suddenly asking me and at the same table: "What is **?" After listening to us almost faint, the same table explained: ** is the head of the turtle! Perfun it, finish! Simply let a group of people spurt!
9. Remember that he worked for a metal tooth that was corrected for a while. Once we reviewed your homework, I was bored, let him kiss me. As a result, he is also a native gas. He is arctive below. As a result, my hair is all hooked on his tooth. I hurt my little call, and there is no scissors. We can only keep it at home. scissors. It's good at home, if it happened in public, the consequences are really unimaginable!
10. Dizziness, isn't we alumni? When I go to college, our dormitory has a real story next door. The structure of our dormitory is the main staircase in the middle of the building, and the toilet is at the corner of the two side of the building. After the summer, the brothers who were close to the toilet, they often took the underwear at night, and then the face was walked to the dormitory (in fact, there were many brothers in this time, but general They are all in the evening). Once, a brother was so embarrassed after the afternoon, I was so embarrassed to go to the dormitory. I turned from the corner. I suddenly found the opposite side of the way. When we live together, we have a neighborhood. This old brother, after the nest, still take the head outside to the opposite MM, until watching the MM into a dormitory, he took a breath, and he said: "Sorry, just face a girl," Turning, the result, # $% ^ && $% ^ $% ^ & * $, 嘿Learn ML's voice. Once, a boy lying on the bed, another boy made a move next to him. Lying in school, a woman smashing a bed, boy learning a male snorted voice in bed. The master of the work came in, asked: What are you doing?
At the big three, the sisters in the girlfriend bedroom called their class a boys as the old turtle. One day, the roommate took the head and exitted the window, just saw the boy and reached out of the window. Roommates shout: You look at the old turtle to put the **. The bedroom laughed.
12. Go to college, just changed a mobile phone, you can do it. It is showing off the girlfriend in the dormitory. I immediately used the hands-free function. As a result, a house is heard. My girlfriend rushed me: "You! I am so painful now. ! " . . . . . I didn't dare to use the hands-free function ~~
13. At that time, I went to work in the Internet cafe to pick up two bags of cute bags. . Strawberry graphic. . Ah ... good fragrance. Look at the sun, how to have a circle. Curiously opened. It is a steak. I am so good to pack a balloon. Just hopped with my boyfriend. I shook the balloon in front of him: "The strange air ball. It is a transparent,." Hand drawn "is quite elastic .. Help me blow a blow. To blow up." It also horses it again and again. He four. (Fortunday, there is no customer in the morning) I am anxious "Why are you grabbing my volleyball, hurry to help me blow. To be blowing to the greatest." Boyfriend is not a cry. I am a feet, "you bully me. Grab my things. I want you to say it. Give you. Hey ...". He smiled on the side. . I glanced at him. After seeing him, he can't help but want to laugh. I thought: What's it? . Nerve, inexplicable.
14. Yesterday I was in the Internet cafe, and I was watching a post in this forum "** time", at this time, one person took my shoulder and asked me: "How long have you been?" It turned out to be us A girl in a class. She also said, "Let me let me go," I will say that she still makes it close to the screen, say "What do you see? I have to watch!" Because I can't turn off, hehe! That is awkward! The faces of our two are red.
15. After the university. Once and classmates go to the school swimming pool to swim, we are talking to the pool, just a girl practicing diving, does not comment on her hand stretching the champion, holding the couple. DD. I was soaked to push her hand open and immediately went away. Later, I listened to the classmates, and the girl was still complained: I just hated the one, I want to put the armrest, but he pushed my hand, harm me almost to the water! 16. Take a few students to the Internet cafes, playing with a few students, playing with a role, starting to talk about crude words, such as: I cao, cao, etc., there are two girls we don't know after we enter. Going to the Internet cafe, staying for a while, maybe listening to us is too hard, then gone, the Internet cafe is anxious, talking to us,: cao cao, what CAO, speech civilization, you see, just come to a few small The girl gave you Cao, and we were turned over.
17. At the beginning, my same table and I told me, saying that when men got almost, the woman came to menstruation, they would be pregnant, because her parents are doctors, I am convinced of this. At the big time, I think men and women will sleep together will be pregnant. Once my mother is not at home, I have slept with Dad in a bed, my father fell asleep, but I was afraid, I didn't sleep, the next day. I am thinking, I am so close to my father, will it be pregnant? From this, I made my father packed me a house and I didn't live with my parents.
18. When I was a child, I played at the door. There was a man in the sidewalk. I wandered in the past. I looked at him. After the surprise: this uncle's long tail?!
19. I remember that my husband went to the foreign business in August this year. I haven't followed it. After eating at night, I walked out later, I remembered that I didn't buy TT. The supermarket closed. Only go to the pharmacy, and launched the lady after entering the door. Miss shopping, but they are not so embarrassed to take care of her. Only four places, intend to find themselves. As a result, Miss said, "I will say" What you need is here, please come with me "We are half-sized and suspended, and it is what we want ... Oh, it is really smart!
20. Once I watched TV with Dad, I originally wanted "Your Ji" but I didn't know how to say "*"! At that time, Dad was shocked, I was very embarrassed. I think my father may I think I have heard it wrong? Hahaha
21. And the husband got a night before the night, to his sister's family (his sister married than us) just a man in his sister unit. After talking about a while, I said that I said a few days ago, I saw a lighter of a mobile model, very realistic, the display is still semen. I am saying that the happiness of the man is said, "I also bring the semen?" I am in the old half-day, and it is a liquid crystal. Halo, you can't find a place.
22. One morning of the 14-year-old year, hiding in the quilt cranky, and rubbed the pad with the little brother, it is getting more comfortable, and finally I want to know, just play the quilt suddenly opened, and I saw a cousin. ....
23. One time in playing mahjong, a friend's object is watching, talking about not letting her play, she said: When you all go, I sleep in bed (meaning mahjong), listen people The woman is crying!
24. Haha, I remembered one, I went to the small commodity wholesale station with a particularly good boy. I saw the transparent bra. I didn't pay attention when I didn't pay attention. As a result, this guy was ear, I heard it. I At first, if you see it, you decided to buy one. As I said price, this guy asked: Is this doing? Head flower? Nor well-faced. I fainted. Boss can't work, As a result, the boss is asked (the boss is a girl): I don't understand it. I didn't understand it. I saw this, I think of my childhood. Once, I played with my friends. They jokes, I said, "You can't stand the pee, we don't play with you", I am very angry, "Who said I can't stand in urine? Let you look at it now." . . . . . . . . You think of it ~! Finally, I wore a fast ice trousers, I went home by my mother · # ¥% ¥% ............ # · # ¥
26. When the son's nursery, a girl saw the boys and pee, and said: Hey! My family is also, my father's one, the boss, there is a hair! Aunt, aunt, laugh
