A Chinese Odyssey) Wonderful Chinese and English Bilingual Paradise: Sun Wukong, you of this animal. You have promised that such a Buddha to protect your master Tang San Tibet to take the West, you actually eat your master with the Niu Deyu. Do you know that you have made a big crime?
M
Onkey King, You Bastard. You've Promised buddha to get Scriptures in The West. But the king bull and
You decided to eat your master. Do you know you've Made a real big misteake?
Wukong: Shao Luo! You chase me three days and three nights, because you are a woman, I don't kill you, don't think I am afraid of you!
Bitch! You've followed me for 3 days. I did not beat you up because you're a woman. Do not think that I'm afraid of you.
Tang Yan: How can you talk to Guanyin sister like this?
M
Onkey King, Be Polite to Godde!
Wukong: Hey! be quiet!
SHUT UP.
Tang Yan: You are scared me!
You scre me again.
Guanyin: You are not afraid that I will hurt Zi Xia Faii to grab her moonlight box, don't you want to avoid me?
(Acknowledgment) and Stole Her Pandora's Box. You Just Wanna Escape.
Wukong: Since you can't hide, the old grandchildren will fight with you! (Wukong will throw the moonlight box, just in the Tang head.)
Now, i can't escape, i will fast with you.
Tang Yan: What is it? (The two are doing, suddenly ...)
What's up?
Tang Yan: Hey! Don't be angry, you will make a rush! You are too naughty. I told you that you don't want to throw things, throw something like this ... You see that I haven't finished your stick, I'm throwing the stick! Moonlight box is treasure, you throw him away will pollute the environment. Hey, if you want to get to the children? Even if you don't have to smash your child, you are not right! (Wukong grabbed the moonlight box in Tang Yugu)
Don't be angry. You may violate the rule. M
onkey King, you're so naughty! I've told you not to throw things! This is wrong to throw things. You've thrown away the stick. Pandora's Box is a treasure. You'll pollute the environment. You'll Hurt Kids. if The are no kids, it is bag to hurt.
Tang Yan: What?
What's up?
Wukong: Let go!
Let go!
Tang Yan: Do you want it? Going, if you want, you will talk, you don't say how I know what you want, although you look at me sincerely, but you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you will take it! You don't really want it? Do you really want it? ... you want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep Silent? Why Are you looking at me? Although Your Eyes Are Full of Sincerity, I'm Very Glad, You Still Have to Speak Up. Take it! Do you Really like? really?
Wukong: I kao! (Wukong punches Tang Yan in a punch.)
Shit!
Guanyin:? Sun Wukong ...
M
Onkey king ...
Wukong: Do you see it? This guy is nothing to have a long story. My mother-in-law is awkward. It is like a flies all day, ... Sorry, not one, is a pile of flies around you, 嗡 ... ... 嗡 ... ... Flying to your ears Inside, save, help! (Goku fell to the ground, abnormal pain.)
See, this guy keeps talking all the time, we do not know what he's talking about. He's just like a fly hanging around. Sorry, not a fly. It's a swarm of flies flying near your ears ...... Flying into your brain. Help. Help!
Wukong: So, I grabbed the flies and squeezed its belly, pulled it out and used its intestines to live in his neck with force, huh -! The whole tongue is stretched out! I will fight again -! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understand, why do I want to kill him!
So I catch that fly. Open its belly. Take out its intestine. Put its intestine around its own neck. Then I pull the intestine tightly. Everybody, the tongue comes out. I use a blade and cut! Wow! All the people keep Silent. Now you know why ... why i need to kill.
Guanyin: Hey! Goku, you have an excuse, you don't want to take the West at all!
M
ONKEY KING, You Have So Many Excuses. You don't want to get scriptures in the West.
Wukong: So how do you do more, play! My old grandchildren have Jin Jigang, and ten Guanyin, I don't put it in my eyes. (The two fights, Wukong is governed by Guanyin to revenue gain bottle.)
SHUT UP PLEASE! BEAT! I'VE GOT A Super Body. You can't hurt me. I don't scare of any god.
Guanyin: Today I want to be a day!
I'm Gonna Punish you.
Tang Yan: Hey! The apprentice has the wrong master's responsibility, seeking your sister to put him a way! IF a Disciple Has Made a Mistake, His Master Needs To Take The Responsibility. Goddess, please pardon him!
Guanyin: I don't destroy him, I can't explain to the Jade Emperor!
I have to do so, i need to report to heaven emperor.
Tang Yan: Ask your sister to say to the Emperor Emperor, the poor is willing to lose a life! (Ten sitting sitting, throwing the status to the air)
GodDess, please tell Heaven Emperor, i can Sacrifice My Life For Him.
Guanyin: LONGEVITY MONK.
Tang Yan: 呒 Amitabha! (Staff will kill Tang Yan.)
NAMONITABHAYA ...
III
(Salering in the middle of the night, the family, the family, the soul, the spring thirty mother, the spider, the people hit the spider, but it is wrong to put the feet inverted the road to the shot of the shot as a spider, so that the sacred treasure is under the body, fortunately II when my home force will be fired.)
To Zunbao: Who is burning me?
WHO BURNED ME?
Everyone: (Qi Sheng) is not me! It's him! (Refer to two people)
Not Me! I Have No IDEA.
To Zunbao: I have already guess it is you! (Going to the two people) I have long seen your heart and liver and lung kidneys. Do you want to take my seat?
I know it's you! I know what you're thinking! You Wanna Take My Place!
Second, the family: Nothing to help the Lord!
NO ... Master ...
子: Help owners have no fighting eye! Help, your seven injuries are all right!
Are Master's EYES OK NOW? MASTER, How About your Wounds?
To Zunbao: Yes! why? I am playing! (A punch is on the two people)
I'm cot! Why?
子: I understand, the method of governing the seven injuries is to attack the poison, hurt the injury!
You must hurt yourself in Order to Cure The Wounds.
To Zunbao: It makes sense! It makes sense!
It's reasonable! ......
子: As for both, he is a no heart! If not he kicks your little brother, your hurt is not so fast!
You Have to Thank Asst. Master. If He Didn't Hit You at The Crotch, You Won't Be Healed So Fast.
To Zunbao: Do you have a leg with him so?
Do you have an affair with him?
子: (亲 亲 状) People are infatuated to you!
I love you so much!
To Zunbao: Go to you! Do you send it? Lazy you! (The palm will push the blind), I'm going to kill the spring thirty mother, did you get it?
Go to Hell! What are you doing! Stop it! I've told you to kill ma'am 30th. Have you done That? 2 When the Spring 30 Mother is a monster, spider essence!
Ma'am 30th Is A Devil! Spider Woman!
Extremely to Zunbao: Brother, what can I accept this nonsense? Kill her!
I'm A Rational Man, i can't accept such ridiculous think! Kill Her!
are you blind? Do you go to help you? You are not afraid of him ...
Master, aren't you scared?
To respect: What are you afraid? My injury is all good, I am afraid that she is cut.
Of Course Not! I'm Healed. I Will Defeat Her!
Two people: good! There is a kind!
Great! You have guts!
To Zunbao: Do you say something?
You think so too.
Two people: Just when I didn't say it!
Master, Forget I'd Say That!
To respect: Good, then you will take a guy to her house to hack, I cover you behind you!
Fine. You Just Get Into Her Room and Finish Her Off. We'll Cover You Up!
Two people: Why is it every time?
You Shouldn't Cover ME Up from the back.
You Said You Would Cover ME Up So Stay Closer.
......
(The second time I escaped, I have to touch one person in the spring. After half of the people, I saw that Zunbao was safe and unconscious.) To Zunbao: (respectfully, the room respectfully) Although it is not going to go to the mountain, but Don't have a flavor, two live here will love it, good night! (Bring the door, walk down the floor)
IT's Not Picturesque, But it is unique. You may love this place, eventually. Good night!
Everyone: Helping the Lord, how is it, is it a monster?
Master ... she is a devil!
To Zunbao: Yes! And very demon! Get my heart and pouncefully jump!
Yes! She is a real devil! My heart is pointing!
(Suddenly the door opened, a young girl rushed out.) Girl: Help Lord please stay! (To the respect of Zunbao immediately turned into a style.) Girl: The sister said that the help of the Lord Daren Nai Nai Nai, can handle the friend like this is really fortunate, today put it on your brother's head, please ask everyone to buy Wine!
Master, Stop It! You're A Righteous Man. It is my pleasure to be your friends. The Money Put on your bros'heads is all given to you to buy drinks.
To respect: Hey! Thank Xie Chun, the third mother! (The girl smiled, turned to housing.)
Thank you very much, ma'am 30th. 2 is home: Help, the taste is too bad?
Master, She's Not Really Good-Looking.
To Zunbao: Have a good! (Saying, smiling, turning around)
But I like her!
Blur: Wow -! (Big cry)
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It turned out that the girl was the sister of Spring 30 Niang, named Bai Jingjing, only caused a love of Sun Wukong because of five hundred years ago, this is coming to the mood of Wuyue Mountain, Sun Wukong and the Tang Dynasty Same. ) (To the vision of Bai Jingjing at first sight, the good life, but did not cause the crystal girl's attention.)
To Zunbao: I didn't do my head, why did Jingjing girl did not respond completely to me? no way!
...................
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(To the Zunbao shaved the beard, wearing a book of clothing, standing on the bridge and other crystal girls.) White Crystal: Who?
WHO?
Extreme Tower: The long night is long and sleep, I thought that only I didn't sleep, the original Jingjing girl, you can't sleep!
IT's a long night, no mood to sleep. I Thought i am the only one. But next jing, you're sleepless, too?
Bai Jingjing: Yes! I don't know why the helper can't sleep?
Yes, why can't you sleep?
To Zunbao: It is because of the crystal girl.
Just Because of Jing Jing!
Bai Jingjing: I! ?
ME?
To respect the treasure; good. Since I saw the crystal girl, I decided to change myself no longer a thief. In order to express your sincerity, I don't want to see my previous ... (Looking back and smiling) Good-looking?
YES, WHEN I SAW you, I Made Up My Mind That I Wouldn't Be a Robber. I Just Wanna Show My Sincerity. Do you like it ?!
Bai Jingjing: It is your odor!
You're a m
Onkey?!
Supreme treasure; monkey?
M
Onkey?
Bai Jingjing: Sun Wukong.
M
Onkey king.
To Zunbao: Sun Wukong?
M
Onkey King?
White Crystal: How do you become a person?
YOU THINK you're alright with a human face?
To Zunbao:? !
Human Face?
Bai Jingjing: It seems that I don't need three white bones, you will not admit it! (Jade hand finger, to the hands of the respect)
I Have to Use Skeleton Fire on you.
To Zunbao: Wow, is it still used? And burn again! Why pain? Why bother--?
You Gonna Burn ME Again! Why? Why?
Bai Jingjing: Is I wrong? (Flying to the fire) DID i make a mistake?
To Zunbao: Wow! Do you use the flame to burn me?
Why Did You Use Flame Bomb To Burn ME?
White Crystal: What is your beard shaved? Do you know that you have less than a few more than a few more people?
Why Did You SHAVE OFF YOUR Bear? You're Just Another Guy without The Beard.
To Zunbao: Yes?
Really? ......
Bai Jingjing: Hey, Wen is not in military, you don't do a thief, do you want to make a champion?
You can't do anything. Do you want to be a Scholar INSTEAD OF A Robber?
To Zunbao: I have thought about it ...
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.
Bai Jingjing: Provincial Province, you! What image is changed, do your thief this very promising career!
Please stop changing image. Being a robber is a good job.
To Zunbao: I know, I will continue to work hard! (Turn around)
I know. I'll Try My Best!
White Crystal: What is not good, becoming a stinky monkey! (To Zunbao back to the room.)
You Look Like That Thing!
To respect: True failure! The original crystal girl likes me! (Re-attret the shaved beard on the face, the geeky eyes, beautiful), although it is chaotic, but finally recovered a bit! (Sticking a beard on the brain)
JIN PATHETIC. HAVING The Personality Again.
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(To the feminism, the foot will sleep on his face, and then return to the water curtain hole in the sleep.) Painting outside: You will return to the water curtain.
YOU COME Back to Waterfall Cave Again?
To Zunbao: What? Water curtain hole! Who are you? How can I take me here?
Waterfall cave? Who are you? Why do you bring me?
Painting: No one takes you, you have to come back, a person leaves his family for a long time, always wants to come back!
No one brings you here. You com here.. It is normal to miss you.
(The To the Zunba is as if you see you into a monkey, you don't play me: You don't play me, my home is in the fourth side of Wuyue Mountain, one hundred and one B one, you are wrong, you have heard no, Don't bother me later!
Don't scare me! My home is at mt. wuyue. You HAVE MA? Don't Annoy ME, please!
(Suddenly, Zunbao woke up by the blind man, the dream is over.)
IV
(The ax "to view the passenger foot plate, to the respect of the treasure, but it is the bodhi old ancestry to save him, and give him a beautiful mirror to go to the white crystalline, and the soul is scared, and the soul is not attached. After the room ...) to Zunbao: Bodhi old mother, Buddha's old mother! Who? Who the hell ...! Who the hell?
Bodhi, the ancestors: I turned into grapes!
I Was turned Into grapes.
To Zunbao: Where are you?
WHERE Are you?
Bodhi Ancestors: I am in your trousers!
In Your trousers.
To Zunbao: Wow! So big!
Big Grapes!
Bodhi old ancestors: That is yours, I am behind you! (The sacred treasure found grapes from the back waist.)
It's yours. I'm at your back!
To Zunbao: See you so good!
That's great to see you.
Bodhi Ancestors: Do you believe it now?
You Trust Me Now!
To Zunbao: I believe it! Why is there a monster appearing here?
YES ... why do we have devil here?
Bodhi Ancestors: Stupid! (From the Rioma, I will pick up a grape of the respect of the treasure. I told you that these monsters are waiting for the world. Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong was eliminated by Guanyin Tri, and his master Tang San Tibet In order to save him, in order to save himself, I will rehabilitate Sun Wukong, I hope this monkey can change the evil.
Stupid Fool, Listen to Me. The release of the LONGEVITY MONK.
LONGEVITY MONK?
500 years ago, M
Onkey King Was Destroyed by Goddess. His Master Longevity Monk Wanted to Save Him. He Exchanged THE M
Onkey's Life with His Own. He Hoped this M
ONKEY WOULD BE good.
Supreme Treasure: Why did you have anyone here?
Why does the longevity MONK NEED TO APPEAR?
Bodhi Ancestors: Tang San Tibet is not afraid of the Western Sanzi, which is not afraid of the West, and the Buddha is touched by him, so the Buddha is given a five-day hidden. After a hundred years, the chance to rebirth, so that his apprentice Sun Wukong protects him again, why so many monsters appear here to understand.
He wanted to save the whole world, so he went to India and tried to get scriptures. He hoped they would do good to the people. All devils were impressed by his spirit. Heaven Emperor saw that. He gave the m
Onkey a chance to revive. He Planned The master and the disciple to meet here..................
To respect: Hey, no wonder, I have been doing the same nightmare, in a dark and lonely environment, a pair of very colorful eyes have been staring at me, I am very embarrassed. It is your eyes, I have been stared in my face several times. It turned out that I hit the demon today! So I am having the same dream. In a pitch-dark area, a pair of seductive eyes looking at me, make me embarrassed. Your eyes look like the eyes in my dream. Sometimes, my face becomes red. I have to face the Devils tonight!
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(Bodhi old ancestors got to respect the treasure to catch the demon, the bumper is the king of the devil, the sacred treasure will pretend to be the protection of the King of the Niu Devil, but the Niu Deyan is to find him accounting. Spider essence And Bone Squeeze he said that he is Sun Wukong and in turn to protect him, Sun Wukong is talking, but I saw the blind man who was "killed", and I was escaped ...) to Zunbao: Hey, blind, are you not dead?
BLIND BING, You're Still ALIVE!
Blur: We just put it!
We are in trouble.
To Zunbao: I kao! I sue you!
You're so great.
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(Spring Thirti Niang and Baijing Crystal can't be bullion king, I have to take the Zunbao and the two people to hide in the plate. Bai Jingjing and the spring thirty mother have become enemies, the chaos, the third mother will "emotional Dafa" Two as a home, to the treasureband with injured white crystals to escape on a cliff.)
To respect: The poison you are getting deeper, no longer solve.
You're Poisoned. You'll Die if you don't cure yourself.
Bai Jingjing: How about it, it is useless, and it is useless to live without death. If you are happy, you can only live a few days.
What for Even I'M Cured? Living is meaninglessness if you are unhappy. Even Your Last Few Days Are Memorable if you're happy.
To Zunbao: If I tell you, what will I do?
IF i tell you =m not the m
ONKEY KING, What do you to do?
Bai Jingjing: I will kill you!
I will kill you.
To Zunbao: I am really not Sun Wukong! This piece is really a mirror, and I will know when I look at it.
I'm not him, really. This is a magic mirror. You Should Use IT.
White Crystal: What? You are not him!
You're not him, really?
To respect: Not.
I'm Not.
White Crystal: Are you not afraid of killing you?
Don't you scre what I will kill you?
To respect: I am afraid! But there is no way, because I don't want you to see me, I think of another person.
Yes, But I Have No Option. Because I don't want you to look at me while you're think of another. Bai Jingjing: I will kill you!
I Would Like to Kill you.
To Zunbao: Come on! Just like you said, you are not happy if you are not happy.
You said living long was meaninglessness if you us unhappy.
Bai Jingjing: Wow -! (Big crying) (to Zunbao wants to comfort, but also afraid of Tang Baojia, unopened crystalline, but take the initiative to send, two people feel the emotion, one touch.)
To Zunbao: Come on!
Yes, I'll!
Bai Jingjing: Come!
(The two people are unwear.) To Zunbao: His mother, who tied it, then tight!
Shit! Who make this knot?
Bai Jingjing: I will solve! (Separation of sudden push to respect, big crying)
Let me do it!
Supreme treasure: Sorry, I am not intentional, I am seeing you so much, with you, I am not a positive gentleman, but not in danger!
Sorry, I don't mean it. You do IT Strongly. So I wanna do it with you. Althi I'm Not a Righteous Man, I Won't take advantages from the others.
White Crystal: I am not used to it during the day, say it at night.
I'm Not Used to Do It At Daytime. Let's Wait Till Night.
To respect: Good day, daytime, you will always tell you at any time. From today, I will always be with you.
No Matter When, Call Me if you need me. From now on, I'll be with you.
(To the Zunbao saw that the white crystal injury was serious, go back to the spring thirty mother to save, but the next day returned to crystalline, only picked up the jade.) (Spring 30 brides missed the second day, "aphrodal Dafa" When pregnant, the two people have been born. To respect the treasure by spring thirty mother, not intentionally dig out from the ground to use the moonlight box of the moon, suddenly the mysterious power will arrive at the water curtain hole (To Zunbao found a picture in the cave, the picture was ignited in half empty.) Painting outside: Sun Wukong, you are evil in the same year, I hope that you will be very realized in this life, and you will be able to change!
M
Onkey King, You'd COMMITTED SERIOUS OFFENCES. I Hope You Know You're Wrong.
To respect: Who is talking?
WHO's Talking?
Painted outside: 500 years ago Your master Tang San Tibet In order to redeem your life, sacrifice himself, the Jade Emperor specially arranged you five hundred years later, I hope you can learn your master as yourself, clear all your past sin. As long as you are willing to bring the Jin Gang circle, will change since the new, you can change back to the bodyless Qi Tian Dasheng. When you have to take the heavy responsibility of the Western Jing, reform history, but from now on everything You have nothing to do, no longer have a half point in love, and you must convey it to my Buddha. You haven't become a real Sun Wukong. This is because you haven't met the three people who gave you three molten. When you met him, your life will change. 500 years ago, your master Longevity Monk sacrificed his life to seve you. Heaven Emperor planned that you revive after 500 years. I hope you'll be like your master. Making sacrifices to save the others. To clean the sin that you've You Should Put on the gold ring on your head. Admit your sin. The you'll become the super m
onkey King. You'll take the responsibility to get scriptures in the west. Rewrite teh history. All things in human life is then none of your business. You can not have any desires anymore. Worship Buddha whole-heartedly. You haven ' T Turned Into THE M
ONKEY KING BECAUSE You Haven't Met The Guy Who Gives You The 3 Birthmarks. After You See Him, Your Whole Life Will Be Changed.
To Zunbao: Do you talk to me? Isn't it told me? Recognize the wrong person!
Are you talking to me? I don't think so. I think you have name a mistake. Crazy!
