Various hobs that feel interesting from the Internet, humorous short sentences, etc.
One person drunk and drunk, the driver is a lady, this person took the car to take off her clothes, the female driver asked him, he was shocked: "What are you doing in my family, I have a wife!" Daughter! " : "Someone introduced me an object, his father is a director, uncle's work in the Foreign Trade Department, is in Hong Kong as a manager!" Mother: "The condition is really good, then which is married?" A plane flew one? " Mental hospital. Suddenly, the driver laughed, and the Air Miss was curiously asked "Why are you so happy?" Driver: "If they know that I escape, I will be mad!" Boss: "Why are you today? Late? "Staff:" Because you announced only on the family yesterday. "The mother and daughter visited the painting show of daughter boyfriend. Mother found a naked portrait like his daughter, asked: "You don't have light to draw him?" "Ah, no," his daughter replied, "he is in memory." "Tom, What do you do? "" My family's goldfish is dead, I will give it a grave. "" Is this pit are too big? "" There is no way, the goldfish is in your own belly. "Park chair Sitting an old woman, a child came over: "Mother-in-law, is your teeth OK?" "It's already no, it's all." So the child took out a bag of walnuts: "Please replace me for me." Take it, I have played for a while ... "Teacher:" How to distinguish the hand and feet of the octopus? "Student:" Give it a fart, it will cover the nose, the other is the feet. "God: "My child, confession for your deep crime. Otherwise, the door of heaven will be closed." I hate: "Don't worry, there is no door to I can't open it in the end." A patient went to the hospital Diagnosis, doctors asked: "Where are you uncomfortable?" The patient A: "I did a dream last night, dreaming that I was a cow in grazing." The doctor said: "You can rest assured, this is normal, everyone I will dream, dreams and reality are different. "I saw that the patient said very nervous:" But I got up when I got up, I found half of my bed! "Xiaomei wrote in the composition book. Wishing behind: First, I hope to have a lovely child; II. I also hope to have a husband who loves me. As a result, the teacher found a comment: Please pay attention to a serious patient to find a famous doctor, the nurse said to him: "The doctor's schedule is full, at least three weeks before you can turn you. "" What? What do you want three weeks? "The patient called it." If you don't want to live at that time! "" Oh, it doesn't matter, "the nurse said," When you get, you will let your family will cancel your reservation. "The chief physician is very thunderstorm:" This is the third operating station that is damaged in this month, Mr. Smith! Please don't open this deep! In the lounge outside the hospital, a group of men are waiting for the new father. .
