1. A digestive patient complained to the doctor: I have never been normal, what to eat, eat cucumber, eat watermelon, how can I return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat.
2. A real estate business is advertising for selling homes, playing "buy a house, send furniture". Someone bought a new set of new houses and went to lead furniture after decoration. Real Estate: Where is your furniture? We will send you!
3, the cat sitting on the hair of the fox in the life of the fox, one day, the mouse came to the hair salon, the name of the cat, the cat, did not kill, the mouse is anger: I chased the aged to die, now send it to the door. serious!
4. On a certain day, a handsome guy did not care carefully with a hunting money on the bus, and did not know if it would not be picked up. Just listen to the back MM said to him: Big Brother, your husband's work clothes!
5, the blind is bikes, and the buse is looked at the road. He suddenly saw deep ditch, and the busement shouted: Gougou !!! The blind man sings: "勒 噢 噢!" So in the ditch. 6, I don't think you think; there is no style in dressing; no one, I can't feel the feelings; I will not be welcome; I want to catch up with Lenin; the heart is nothing to stop; Not typical! 7, yesterday, I dreamed that God said that I can satisfy me. I took out the globe to say that the world is going to peace. He said it is too difficult to change one, I will take out your photo to say that this person will become beautiful. Let's take a look at the Earth. 8, a swimming coach shopping in the mall. A beautiful lady greeted him. He stepped into his eyes and was a student. He said loudly: "You wear clothes, I really can't recognize you!" 9. The hens have a special king egg. The reporter came to interview, the hen mounted, the reporter went to the interview with cock, cock Take up the sleeves, let's find the ostrich!
10, a drunkard accidentally falls from the third floor, attracting passers-by, a policeman came: What happened? Drunken: Unclear, I just arrived! 11, mouse: I am in love with bats, and after the children live in the air, I am not afraid of your cat. The cat is clear, pointing at the owl on the tree, said: I haven't seen my child! 12, "Be a person, it is right." "Why?" "I stole a dog, sell it to people, no one, then send a restore the Lord, they are very happy, I will give me ten yuan."
