I occasionally adopted "Trojan Strategy", "Cross Test", and the time "frequently distributed release resources", "cache" is also ignored, but I never engage in "round", and I will not "capture anomalies". Not "program is abnormal" because I have a rational restraint.
Programmer drinking
Everyone is drinking beer. This is then enjoys. You pour yourself with Cola, this is a low configuration. You give you a cup of beer, this is a standard configuration. You give yourself a cup of tea, the color of this tea is the same as beer, this is called Trojan. You poured a cup of Cola, but also a few drops of vinegar, not only the color as the beer, and there is no bubble, which is called super Trojan. Your colleague poured you a glass of white wine, this is a recommended configuration. People are aligned, the banquet begins. You first drink a small mouth, this is called unit test. You talk to the side of the buddies, we will be free, this is called a cross-test. But he can't say it, this cup is going, this is called pressure test. So you said, let's come together, this is called internal testing. At this time, BOSS was a cup, called public test. If the dishes are three patrols, you will not be polite to them. You want to go to the opposite person, this is called P2P. You want toast it to the opposite person, he repute you, you will respect him again ..., this is called TCP. You are a toast to a table, this is called token ring. You said that as long as the brothers do this cup, this is called broadcast. However, your boss JJ listened to it, only brothers, three cups of wine. This is called a bomb. But your subordinate MM is not happy, I drink a bite, you have a drink, this is a malicious attack. There is a person to see to this table, you can't say that I have passed, this is called a firewall. Your younger brothers come over and respect you, this is called a couple. You are BOSS, everyone came over to pay for you, this is called a server. Wine is the same, but the drink is different. You have drank a cup, BOSS has a bite, this is called C #. You drank a cup, MM drank a bite, called VB. You have a drink, your big brother has a half cup, this is called C . You have a half cup, your younger brother has drank a cup, this is called compilation. You have a drink, your partner has also drank a cup, called C. Wine is the same, but people drinking are different. The more you go, the more you face, this is called frequent distribution release resources. The more you go, the more you face, the resource is not released. You are already drunk, but say that I can drink, called the resource quota. You can drink, but say that I am drunk, called resource retention. You drink to the toilet for a while, this is called cache. Wine is three patrols, you also have the event. You walk a table, this is called. You suddenly saw a beautiful mm of a table, got past, called priority. If you go to sit down, you don't plan to go, this is called a dead cycle. Your boss is invited to you in the past, you have to pass, this is called activation. You want to go to a table, they can't do it, I am drinking, so you are also white, this is localized. You are toasting Boss, but BOSS is surrounded, you can only stand outside, this is called queue. You finally arrived in the inner circle, carefully move forward, this is called to visit the critical area. You are shooting BOSS's shoulders and saying buddies, let's drink a cup, this is called off. You don't know how to drink a few, just say two words, dry, called UDP. However, some people ran over the bottle and say, did not drink with you, this is called packet loss. Both drinking, the last result, you suddenly run to the toilet, this is called capture. You spit in the toilet, but feel that the status is good, this is called emptying memory. You spit on the countertop, feel very embarrassed, this is called an exception. You spit in front of BOSS, I feel very scared, this is called system crash.
