First, even the time, the hou is not honest, and the old farmers say to me: I have suffered in six rude, I have no meal, the nose of the cutout
It's not throwing.
Second, there is a richer to find a servant, the topic of the interview is to go to the toilet, there is no hand after the first few, it is rich.
Happiness happened only one to have a hand, so he left him. But one day, the rich, but found him
Wash your hands out, rich to ask him why? Maid replied: "Even today with hand paper ..."
Third, a man saw a big price reduction price, and went in.
"What do you have?" "I want to buy a dog."
"We have regulations, you must prove that you have a dog."
"Where is this regulation?"
"The price reduction item is like this." The man worked for a long time and the salesman did not agree with him.
There is no way, the man had to go home to bring the dog, before buying the dog. After a few days, the man went to this business.
Buy cat food.
"Give me two boxes of cats."
"We have regulations, you must prove that you have a cat." Or that salesman, the man has grinded her for a long time.
The result is still to go home to bring the cat to buy the cat. After a few days, the man held a hole.
The big carton came to the store and found the salesman.
"What do you have?"
"You know how to go in."
The salesperson took the hand in: "What is it, sticky."
"I want to buy two volumes of hands."
Fourth, someone has to take a friend to visit his grandmother. When he talks to his grandmother, his friend began to eat coffee.
Peanuts put on the crest table and finished the peanuts. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother: "Thank you for your peanut" grandmother responded "Hey! Well! Hey! Since my teeth, I can only take off their outer chocolate. Old ,cough...
Five, some people like "Spicy Fans" this dish. Once, he got on the restaurant and got this dish. But the waiter
Tell him that this dish has been sold. "Is it really sold?" He asked very disappointed. "Mr., I really sold it. You said, the last sale gives it to the table." The waiter replied. The man said with the waiter, saw a very decent gentleman sitting in the neighborhood. The gentleman's meals have been eaten almost, but the "spicy fans" is still full. The man felt that the gentleman was wasted, so he went to the gentleman, pointed to the "spicy flour", very politely asked: "Mr., is you still?" The gentleman shook his head. So the man immediately sat down and picked up the wolf swallowed. The wind is hidden, half of it is half a short, suddenly he found a small and small mouse that was lying in the casserole. A disgusting that sent all the fans who had eaten back into the casserole. When he had a stomach there, the gentleman looked at him with a very sympathetic vision, saying: "Is it disgusting? I just like this ..."
Sixth, this day, the hotel owner is inspected in the hall. I came to a beggar: "Is the boss gave a teeth?
"The boss gives him a hair. After a while, I will come to a toothpick. The boss is thinking now, how do you want to go to the toothpick? I also give him a hair, and I haven't been too old. Come to a beggar. The boss said to him "Do you want toothpick? "He said:" There is a personal vomiting, but I am later, I have been eaten by the two sorrows, now only the soup is left. Can you give me a straw? "
Seven, boss, old two by plane, old dizziness, non-vomiting. A bag of vomiting, boss has to take a bag,
When he came back, I found that all the best people were constantly vomiting. The boss asked the reason. The second said: "I saw this bag too vomiting, I had to drink in half bag, and they will spit."
If you haven't spit it yet, then I have to admit that you are a master, then I have to take it - one day, the boss and the old two will go to the theater to watch the scene, see the middle of the two people for the development of the plot Upright
Bet with this. The boss pointed to the first row of phlegm, "" lost people to drink things around. "Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and drank. The two came down the plot below, this time, the old two lost. I saw a boy, I was drinking a fifteen oral mouth. The boss is shocked, and the five-body investment of admire, saying that you are too can't afford to drink! "The old two shakes," I don't want to drink, the 痰 里 里 里 太 太 浓 浓 浓 太 浓 太 太 太Bite! "
