From the new older 2005-01-25 eagle chasing the rabbit, but because the rabbit fell down, I know what the rabbit said? It called the eagle: You didn't wear a bra! The old eagle heard the top, the result ...
One ant speaks to the elephant: "I have it, you!" The elephant listened to the past, waking up, said to the ant: "I still want one!" The ants were scared after hearing!
On the cliff, a little mouse waved in a short front paw. I jumped again and again to study flying, next to the mother bat to watch the head of the head broken, and the worry said: Do you want to tell it, it is not a resource of! A old man was lost, when he put a new car in the downstairs, he got three locks and clip a paper: let you hide! The second day did not lose, and there were more locks and a piece of paper, let you ride! Hot girl called a taxi. Miss: Miss, what kind of dress you will wear? Hot girl: red miniskirt! Other party: Where is it? Hot girl: to the thigh!
A literary youth martedly on the Great Wall, Shixing Dafa, I want to pay poems, Yu said: "Great Wall, Great Wall ... The length of his grandmother!" Everyone is observing his saliva cells with a microscope. Mary suddenly made a scream. The professor came over and later said with her: Made in the next time, remember to brush the mouthny!
The wife cooked noodles for her husband and secretly put Viagra in it, gave her husband, her husband arrived: Why is this noodle stand up ...
A boy's dormitory continued until 3 o'clock in the morning, suddenly wanted to discuss a question "I have encountered a beautiful girl, what should I say?" Some Jun woke up from the dream,: 甭 甭 甭, let's sleep! "
Grab: Tell the safety box password! Don't tell you! Female staff: I don't say it! I am sorry, I don't say it! After the robbery, you will lose her: you want to be beautiful!
The art school stipulates that boys are not allowed to talk to female models. Xiaoqiang not only talks, but also makes the model pregnant. Known by the school. A few days later, the school announced that Xiaoqiang was expelled from destructive props.
The husband died. The police found that his wife had suspicion, and finally his wife finally talked about the truth: I used to make love and love in the church bells, but I went downstairs a fire truck.
The female scorpion tears, and the male birds said: I told you. This ring is the bird's research station, it is not a wedding ring! I'm not married!
A man, wife often red apricots, and it will not see, colleagues send a couplet, Shanglian: As long as the days have been going, the next link: Even the head is a bit green, horizontal: Ninja Turtle
Men and girl sleeping a room, the woman's line: overline is the animal. Wake up and found that the male really did not overline, the woman slammed the male one: you are not as good as the animals!
Restaurant, Women: Do you want to marry me? Male silence. Female: Don't think that no one wants me. I am so fire. I will marry this right away! The waiter was born: Miss, you scare the guests of this store.
A boy in the bus touched a woman's hip. Ms.: Mr. please ask your hand to do something else? The boys said whispers: I thought, just I have no courage to touch it.
After a day, I took a drunkard and took a taxi, reached out a 110 patrolman, and shouted: Even if you are a one-kilometer, don't you need to write so big? Brother, do you know why I am awkward? I saw the word under the sister's chest clothes, I couldn't help but hit it.
A woman is on a skirt, the skirt can't raise my legs, the skirt is still not enough, I will not be able to see her, and I am looking at her. Men: You are just hooligan, so you will solve our two!
The elaboe is asked when the empty-selling exercises: How many recruits this year? The little warrior said: When you fall, you will know! Long official said: Why? Little warrior: There is a footprint on the new fare!
Detentionist comforting death penalty: Don't be afraid, the current is very strong, there is no pain. At this time, it was screaming from the sentence. The death penalty is committed to the war: What sound? Detention: Power off, they changed to candles
A pair of lovers walk in the street and talk about the problem of sexual harassment. Sudden man reaching hands touching female ass. Male: Is this ambient harassment? Female: Please! Are now outside! Male: Do you have to extend it inside?
do you remember? That time you go to the TV station, a song, 4 referees fell three, but also a referee plays an exciting man holding your hand: Talent! Others sing is money, you sing is the life!
Two Dimetors, one person is very early. Listening to the wall is shouting: "One two three 嘿, one or two three!" The second day praise: "You are really powerful, doing the body all night." Answer: "Grandma, Laozi has not jumped into bed. !
A few people watching the sunrise, one pointing at the treetops: I saw it. Others also said. At this time, someone took the pants after the tree: see it, what? !
Boys are generally not allowed to go to the girl building. They must leave at 8:00 pm, otherwise the building, the building is shouting: girls, send guests.
On the bus, the old lady is afraid to take the station to ask the car to one-stop she is a rain umbrella, "Is this the exhibition center?" "No, this is a rib!"
A troops military parade, the head is over, "Comrades" "The first year" "Comrades have worked hard" "Serving the people" "Comrades" "The head is more black"
Xiao Ming went to the beach and saw the big sea. He shouted: "The sea! Mother!" The voice just fell on his face. He is anger: "Rely! It is a mother!"
Female Spy "I got the latest plan of Daiyang, I also captured his son" "Great! Where? We immediately tried him" "No! Waiting for ten months before birth"
Teacher: "Baker, why is the rocket run so fast?" Baker: "Whose ass is still unsettled!"
The teacher said: two-dimensional space generally refers to plane, three-dimensional definition means more stereo. The classmate knows what is "three-dimensional '? Classmates: It refers to the bust, waist and hips.
One person row a long team to go to the toilet. Finally, only one person left, he said: "Can you can't help it, can I get on the front?" The front half squeezed out: "You fuck at least can talk!"
After the funeral, my girlfriend comforts the new widow: Don't think about it, you should think about it. The new widow wants for a while, saying that this is my first time I know where he is at night. Someone encountered a friend on the street. When he just saw his wife's wife, suddenly she had died, and he has changed his mouth: "Is she still in the cemetery?"
Xiao Zhong and my girlfriend have been a car accident, the police: Don't call, I am fine, I will take a seat like your girlfriend! Xiao Zhong is called say: Don't you see what is the woman's hands?
A man is asked for a woman, with Erhu pulled a song, two Square, afterwards, the woman said: Embula is not awkward, the people are in the same way!
A group of swallows wore a nest under the eaves, and after the split, the swallows were called in the roof, and the children in the court were curious, and asked Dad. The father's answer: Hey, the header hide, did not give people a payment.
A tourist group arranged a pair of strange men and women living in a room, nothing to say. In the morning, the woman's silk scarf was blown to the tree, the man climbed into the tree to take the scarf. Unexpected woman,: Stupid, the tree can go up, you can't climb it.
A doctor confession: God, I am guilty, I have a relationship with the patient. Proper: Other doctors have this kind of crime, but I am worried about you, those doctors are not like you are a veterinarian.
Robbery: "Robbery, all fucking gave me!" When he saw a woman's kneeling posture, he shouted: "You fuck gave me a civilization, I'm only robbed!"
When a day, the mouse saw the mother mouse drilling into the weed. After a while, I got a hedgehog, the public mouse grabbed: You still say that there is no affair, who gives you a fur coat?
The traffic police reprimand: the rabbit, look at your eyes and drink after drinking? Crab, crossing the road? Kangaroo, not bike with a child in the future! Turtle, who let you go to the way?
Today, you wake up a mosquito, there is a suicide book next to: I have been fighting for a night, you can't puncture your face. Your face is so thick, and I am in this world. Lord, please forgive him, I am Suicide.
Grandmother and grandson watch TV. Sun Zi said: "The refugees in Africa have no food, so pitiful!" The grandmother listened to it: "Lie! There is no meal, how can I still have money?
The old unmarried man met the big-old marriage woman in the park, out of the joint: empty a bullish, no land, no land, the woman is divided into three feet, no one is reasonable. Next, the old man is from the horizontal batch: waste shameful
The husband went home, seeing the soaketap of the bed, there is still a cigar that is smoke, and the cigar is full of cigars, and the wife who is shaking in the bed is roaring: "From there?" After a while, the voice of a hit from the wardrobe: "Cuba"
Little boy girl taking a shower together, the girl is very curious to the chicken chicken, the boy is hiding: I don't give you to play! You will lose your own, I can't play!
Flower Mulan with small s, small S, Mulan, Mulan, to demonstrate his daughter, then take the clothes, then Wu Zongxian is called. "Wow! Good two pushpin !!
A girl is self-study at the next night, and the road will meet a boy, scare her a big jump, hurry back to his room. The room is called: I was shocked. A virgin friend makes it bad: it is best to check it out tomorrow.
Teacher: Please ask the students to use "more". (Little Love) The classmate immediately stood up and said: The New Year, the play of the village sounded "more, and". teacher:(
