If you are a programmer, it will handle this important technical issue:
Q: Can God control everything happening in my life?
A: Of course, the condition is that he has a debug debugger. But a step-by-step test is too boring.
Q: Where will I stay after I die?
A: Backup tape.
Q: Do I have after?
A: If there is a special need, God will make you reborn. He will work hard to find a backup file, but in the end he found that the tape could not be found.
Q: How do I protect myself now?
A: Monthly change Password, be careful not to make a password with your name, word or your birthday.
Q: Many people say they heard the voice of God, is this true?
A: They are even more like I have received E-mail.
Q: Many people say that God is love.
A: This is not a problem, please repeat your questions and choose: Abort, Retry, Fail