Dell: "The people are scattered, the team is not good!"
IBM: "I am most annoying that you have a lot of money, there is no technical content!"
HP: "The truth tells you, HP is very angry, the consequences are very serious!"
Intel: "Are you got me?"
AMD: "I want to try"
IT industry: "What is the most expensive in the 21st century? ---- Talent!
Lenovo (after acquiring IBM): "I know my person is anxiety, I don't know
What do I say?
Microsoft (D): "Hard work, little ghost
Oracle (to Renke): "I will be in the moon, Nai Yueyue
Photo ditch!
Windows users (for M $): "We want security, responsibility
Time! Understand! "
Hacker: IP, IC, IQ card, Tell me the password!
State-owned Assets Supervision (for telecom operation enterprises): organized, no discipline!
Telecommunications company: serious point, serious point, do not laugh, we here
Robbery!
China Mobile: Hit ............ ................
Laughing classic movie dialogue:
(Ge: Ge You, Fan: Fan Wei, Liu: Liu Dehua, Feng: Feng Yuanzheng, 便: 女 衣衣)
Ge: "OK ..., change the Taibi with me ...
Ge: "I can tell you responsibly, Li Shu is very angry, the consequences are very serious" (语重 重 长 长 手 说 说 说 说 说 说 说
(Liu followed the money has been transferred into a coin)
Van: "Hit ... play ... play ... play ... play ... play ... play ... play ... I am robbing!" (Flash when robbery)
Van: "Various ... kind card, fast ... take the initiative!" (Fan greeting all passengers)
Fan: "Big ... Brother, a little ... Waiting for a while, I ... I have to rob a ..." (Van Hui Feng said)
Van: "IC ... IP ... IQ card, Tongtong ... tell ... I pass the password ..." (地 地 英)
Liu: "Reporting, there is no IQ card" (Liu Bai Fan)
Fan: "How ... How ... Nothing?"
Liu: "I have IQ, you don't"
Fan: "Put ... you ... you give me, I ... I am not there?"
Liu: "Give you ... you ... you also use it ... you can't ..."
Fan: "Give me the password ... I can use it!"
Liu: "There is no password, IQ is IQ"
Fan: "What is IQ, take ... brought!"
Liu: "IQ is a brain"
Feng: "Oh, really stupid, he said that you have no brain" (Feng Xiang Fan explained)
Fan: "You ... fuck is there!" (Fan Bush Von)
Feng: "Oh, I don't say that you have no brain, he said that you have no brain" (Feng pointed to Liu Zi Fan)
Fan: "You didn't have your mother?" (Fang Wen Liu)
Liu: "I didn't say that you didn't have a brain, I said that you are abcunitial."
Fan: "I let you lack your head, do you believe it?"
Fan: "Hand ... What is your hand?" (Fan Fan, the paper bag in Liu's hand)
Liu: "Qian ... money ... money"
Fan: "Money ... Are you not brought?"
Liu: "This is a filial piety"
Van: "I am now you are" (to move to Liu, Liu flash, Ming Conghua)
Fan: "Big ... big brother, ... he ... he played me" (Fan Fan is a lot of money)
Liu: "Don't you say it?"
Van: "You ... I thought I was stupid ... is it ..., this ... is to use it ... paper money!" (Public laughing)
Feng: "Hey! Hey! Seriously! Serious little! Do not laugh, this is robbery!" (Feng Huizhong passengers said)
Fan: "Hey, just ... you feel ... this is ... What do you mean?" (Said that the mappu to the laugh next to it)
"..."
Fan: "Then you know this ... is ... What?" (The port said to the female casual clothes)
便: "Ax" (female clothes moved)
Fan: "Waist ... Waist ... Waist ..., waist ... What?"
便: "Nothing, don't believe you"
Fan: "Hey ..., ...? Do you make me touched?" (Surprised to look around, the color is fascinated)
便: "Have you touched?"
Van: "Well" (Fan Jingru)
"What?"
Fan: "..." (Fan Yuran)
Feng: "What? Touching what you talk!" (Feng Xiji uses the hand shoots)
Fan: "Gun!" (Fan fear said)
便: "Do not move! Police" (female licking)
