[classic! ]
Dell: "The people are scattered, the team is not good!"
IBM: "I am most annoying that you have a lot of money, there is no technical content!"
HP: "The truth tells you, HP is very angry, the consequences are very serious!"
Intel: "Have you got me?" AMD: "I want to try"
IT industry: "What is the most expensive in the 21st century? ---- Talent!"
Lenovo (after acquiring IBM): "I know my person is my heart and worry, I don't know what I said"
Microsoft (D): "Hard work, little ghost"
Oracle (in Renke): "I will be in the heart of Ming Moon, Nai Ying Yuezi Ditch!"
Windows users (for M $): "We want is safe, responsible! Do you understand!"
Hacker: "IP, IC, IQ card, Tell me the password!"
State-owned Assets Supervision (for telecom operation enterprises): "Organization, no discipline!"
Telecommunications Company: "Serious, serious, don't laugh, we rob it here!"
China Mobile: "Hit ............" ................ "
