A boyfriend writes a letter to a girlfriend! Hilarious (really brave)

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On Valentine's Day, you asked me to you, I can't think of it, after these two days of thinking, I finally thought of these for you to your good place: First, I didn't know you, I took a scholarship, I met you after I met you Examined test. Didn't know me before you make a trip, you will take the scholarship after you know me. Second, I endured the shame of others to wash your clothes. Third, an apple, give you, two apples, I will give you big. Fourth, eat a fish, I let you eat more, I have eaten fish heads. 5. You are so ugly, I also said that you are beautiful. I am so handsome, you still say that I am ugly. Six, I have to spend money, I will only eat radish. (If you save money, you can have a shark's fins, you can have a shark's wings). I have made two boyfriend (a high school in a high school.) Eight, when you are angry, I let you go to the gas. When I am angry, I put myself out of the pump. Nine, you can kiss me when you want to kiss me. I have to agree with you when I want to kiss you. Ten, you often hit me, I have never played you. Eleven, once, ask me if you love other men, I will say that I want to kill the man. I ask you if you love other women, what will you, you say that you have to blew me. Twelve, I bought 200 pieces of clothes for you, lie to 50 pieces. You bought 30 pieces of watches, lie to me to 300. Thirteen, then you said that you want to follow me, I ran two miles to bought the insurance case, but you said that you just try I am not a good boult, but I am embarrassed. 14, I use your headphones, I bought a new payment, you lost my bike, and I didn't say anything. Fifteen, you are sick, I have to lose two pounds, I am sick, you are fat, two pounds (you come to bed to accompany me, eat all my snacks) 16, I am not too short, you are too afraid high. Seventeenth, you come to my house, I sleep on the sofa, I will go to your home, or I will sleep on the sofa. Eighteen, my mother is so good to you, your mother is not good for me. 19. When I went to see the open-air concert, you ride on my head, I can see the taste of Jinjin, I am! You press it? 惘 b people tears. Twenty, my family's dog is born, I will give you the best one. You have given you the goldfish you have to die, you have to give them the end two days. Twenty-one, I will give you N times socks. I have never lost one for you. You only have two pairs of socks when I am sick, I will lose one. Twenty-two, my birthday I remember every year, my birthday, you still don't know which year. Today, I told you a time in August 29, 1980, I have never thought about the Nicholas Tse you like, I will tell you again.

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