1. Our school has an exam, a boys sit in the last row. After receiving the answer to a classmate, excited to start now. Just wanted a big copy, one looks like to see the invigilator smiled and came to him, which clearly saw it. This has become the classic of our whole grade: he is very calm down, directly looking at the teacher, then put the answer paper in the nose, throwing a parabolic line - throwing the garbage behind the door basket. The teacher glanced at him, and finally didn't pick a crime.
2. I talked while eating while eating while eating, I suddenly found a piece of rice out of it. Darkness, the waste of food, sorry, the peasant is picked up. But later, I found a meal, it seems that I am not mine ...
3. Two students in the line fight, responsibility is completely hitting. It was asked to be reviewed at the grade conference. The bad man wrote a report of a bodgment. When we mentioned the details: At that time, we were eating, because a problem argued, I as a student cadre, in order to seek truth from facts The principle, I was polite to him, but he suddenly took out a bright thing to point to me, I couldn't suppress my heart ... Just talking about it, the counselor finally couldn't stand, rushed to the presentation Tao: What is the things of Ming, you are clear! The bad guys silently counts: rice spoon!
4. When our military training, tissue karaoke activities at night, but basically still asked to keep sitting. The MM of the class is responsible for reporting: "The following is brought to everyone" Buffalo "!" MM returned to the scenes and rushed out: "Sorry, XXX is" water "." Results, music The sound is the "sailor" of Zheng Zhihua. The buddy is depressed on the stage.
5. My friend's son reads high. When I called a female classmate at night, I was very unfortunately received by the mother of the female classmate. Mother who was declining her daughter was a boy, I was very vigilant, I asked very badly: "What is your surname?" The boy said: "My surname Wei." The other party is very good: "What?" The boy is more tense, and the answer to Baba: "I don't know why, my father is also surname Wei ..."
6. Once I asked me that there is no noodle tissue at the same table. She didn't know why she suddenly replied: "I have a sanitary napkin." Suddenly the whole class is silent, I am sweaty ... "said:" You will stay, anyway, I also Can't use it ... "
7. Only one group of students chatted, talking, there is a girl saying that she is gut, she is afraid to see blood, I saw it. So I inserted: "Isn't you fainting every month?" At this time, everyone is over ...
8. One night, I am unbelievable, more cool, the more cool, the more you accidentally bleed, the blood flow is not limited ... Hurry to the toilet to clean up, come back, I said on the same table: "Why are you so unhappy?" ? "I replied:" Is it the first time, of course, it will bleed ... "I laughed with the table ...
9. There is a female classmate and I have a good relationship. Once I said to me: "Every time I go home, I have wanted to find you, your home has become a must I go home. Road. "I asked:" How long have you returned to a home? "She said:" I can return it once a month. "I am shocked:" Ah? Then my home is the menstruation of you home. "Her laugh." I also ran and other girls said ...
