Giant jokes are published (updated ~)

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Firefly is detained because of a rogue, firefly is not affected: Who is discharged? Who is bare? Who is exposed? The toilet is black still not a lightning? The New York, a robbers, said a native speech when robbery the bank: "Do not move, money is the country, life is your own!" A electrician walked into the operating room, said to a hanging patient with oxygen mask: Hello ! You listen, take a deep breath, I need to stop 5 minutes! One night, a naked man called a taxi, the female driver did not turn his eyes and stared at him, naked man was angry, shouted: Your mother has never seen a naked man! The female driver is also anger: I see where your mother saves! There is a patient to sing on the bed and start singing, after a while. The dean confuses, asking the reason, he replied: Stupid, just a plane, now B, now! One day, lion and dog bear in the orchard DB. . A few days later, the tree near the lion DB is like a beef bear DB. So the bear said that the sentence contains philosophy: lion is better than the bear! ~! I don't just say that I don't want to play for life. I have to pay attention to my body. But you always say deeply: Don't take a few dung in the sky, what do I eat in winter? ! A group of thieves grabbed bank was photographed. The little thief said: Big Brother, the movie dream is finally round! Boss angered: idiot! You use your own mind, bring your mask, who knows which wrist. University Four-Years, "Trophy" display: (c_chairman) (1) 蚓, lying in the bottom of the spinach soup, has been white, swelling is like a small finger; (2) a ladybug, seven stars, I have a closer number; (3) A strawberry (good thing), but I don't know why it appears in the bean bag; (4) play the meat, see the big meat in the vegetables (the size of the mouse, the people are envious), and I turned over Look, it is half a pig, it is still a long black hair! ! ! (5) Baozi, the first mouth has not been caught, the second mouth has already bitted; (6) tofu 7) Other: porridge can take a bath, rice can fight birds, steamed buns to Taiwan ... Summary: Canteen is a place that can always bring us surprises: Today, you think you have eaten the most difficult food in the world. You can get tomorrow, you can always find yourself wrong. My intention is a beautiful beauty. One day, she will ride a fired dinosaur to marry me, but I saw her ride, but I didn't see its owner ... I was depressed: " TMD, I was refused by MM! "You said:" When I was refused, I was MM's sisters said to me. "The buddies next to me said:" You are really luck, I was The refused news is to pass the girls 'bedroom to the boys' bedroom, and then I will tell me by my buddy.

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