Three mean jokes (Z)
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When his wife just took a shower, his husband was starting to start the shower. Who should go after a few seconds, who should go to the door, my wife wrapped the towel and hurriedly went to open the door. She opened the door to see Bob, his neighbors. Before she has not opened, Bob said: "If you take the towel, I will give you $ 800! Wife thinks about it, take off the towel, bare stand in front of Bob, after a few seconds bob I'm going to go on the floor. When she returned to the bathroom, her husband asked her: "Who is it?" "The BOB of the next door!" She replied. "Very good," my husband said "Have he owed him to $ 800 I still bother me: Before you don't understand the vulnerability of things, you will never be easily judged, and you still don't know how much you have. Embarrassed. Two a pastor drove on the road. He saw a talented woman next to the road, and he stopped her at the same time. After she saved the car, she turned her feet and let her lovely legs have been revealed from the robes. The pastor saw a happy almost made the car out. After controlling the car, he secretly moved his hand to the legs. After taking the woman, he looked at him. But his sight is inseparable from his legs. After several shifting, his hand slides again to the legs. Mid to say: "The priest, remember the St. Poetry 129?" The father apologized again: "Sorry, sisters, the body is weak." After arriving at the monastery, he got off the bus and gave him a deep eye. When the priest returned to the church, he hurriedly took out what the Bible wanted to find out what the St. poems 129. St. Poetry 129: "Going forward and seeking, more deeper, you will find glory." The story of the story: Always keep familiar with your work, otherwise you will miss many opportunities.
The three business representatives, administrative staff, and the manager walked together on the road to have lunch, accidentally discovered an antique oil lamp. They rubbed the oil lamp, and a elf came out from a smoke. Elf said: "I usually give everyone 3 wishes, so give you one person." "I first! I first!" The staff robbed: "I want to go to Panama, open the yacht, I am free." puff! She disappeared. After the scare, "change me! Let me change me!" The business representative said: "I want to lying on the beach in Hawaii, and the female massage, and there is a causal juice, love for life." Hey! He disappeared. "Okay! Now you!" The elves said to the manager. The manager said: "I only hope that they will return to the office after having lunch." The meaning of the story: Always let your boss first said
