1, the agency guard.
Classic scene: a long-lived old man came to the Municipal Government Organs Guardian Bank.
------ Comrade, is it Wang × ×?
------ Hello, the old man, you are not small, dare to call our Mayor's name?
------ 俺 is to find him something.
------ Don't look for things, go, do you have anything?
------ he is a son.
2, hotel staff.
Classic scene: a little messy man comes to the five-star hotel lobby.
------ Excuse me, how much is the Presidential Suite?
------presidential suite? Who live? You? But what is the US gold checkout?
------ It doesn't matter, I temporarily rented 3 months.
3, the mall salesperson.
Classic scene: Middle-aged woman holding a supermarket plastic bag in a supermarket. Jewelry counter.
------ Miss, trouble you take out 5 carat the diamond ring to show me.
------ Look, you can see it in the glass.
------ Can you take it out?
------ Hey, I will take it.
------ Well, I bought less, I will take 4.
4, teacher.
Classic scene: A middle-aged man with a little hunchback "please" entered the school.
------ Are you a parent of the ××× child? Where do you work?
------ Work in the Municipal Education Bureau.
------ Oh, working in the Municipal Education Bureau? Is it a lamb house?
------ I am sorry, I am a director.
5. Miss Sales.
Classic scene: a man riding a bicycle comes to the high-end real estate sales.
------ Is there such a villa to sell this?
------ There is a pour, but we have no ordinary real estate sales here, you'd better go see it else.
------ No, it is the house of 20 million yuan, buy 2 buildings.
6, taxi driver.
Classic scene: a small number of speaks on the exterior accent.
------ Hello, where are you going?
------ Master, please send me to the airport.
------ The airport is very far away, at least two and a half hours.
------ No, I am working at the airport. Even if traffic jams, it will be up to half an hour.
7, nurses.
Classic scene: The old man in a seventy-year-old thinba lives in the hospital.
------ ××× Bed, your month's medical expenses have been used, please move out of the special room today.
------ I continue to pay this?
------ paying money.
------ Then I am the old man who is your dean?
------ Hey, why don't you say it early? Do you have a lot of things to pay.
8. Human resource manager.
Classic scene: a common man to come to a well-known company Human Resources Department Approved.
------ Are you a famous university in China?
------ I am reading abroad, graduated from Yale University, USA.
------ Which department you approve is?
------ Sorry, I apply is the deputy general manager of your company.
9. Traffic police.
Classic scene: A car stopped because of the violation of the rules.
------ Why are you driving a car?
------ Sorry, I am penalized. Today, because of the meeting to go to work, I forgot to bring the wallet, can I change the way?
------ No, even if you are the secretary of the municipal party committee, people are equal in front of the law.
------ This is my driver's license, you first dedup it.
------what? You are the Municipal Party Committee Li Shi, I am really sorry, I am arrested, I am sorry! 10, actor.
Classic scene: An old woman full of dodgehood is a red actor.
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------ You still see her.
------ I don't see you, how is it? Who do you think I am, who wants to see me?
------ She is the mother of ××× big director.
------ How do you not say? Now I will see her old man.
(Transferred from computer world network)
