A pair of IT lovers dialogue

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Male: Being in an IT media. Female: Being an IT company. Female: Dear, recently I found that you have low emotions, the reaction speed is greatly reduced, is it too much in mind, or do you want me to help you? M: I also said that I can't clear it, I feel more and more incompatible with colleagues. Female: Maybe this is related to you and them, you don't seem to graduate from the field to Beijing from the field. Male: This is not the main reason. Sometimes, when they talk about it, I will crack the machine. Female: Do you talk about what illegal topics? Male: Not I illegal, they are talking about some industrial application topics, what car, house, three accompanying. I think their topic version is low and should be upgraded. Woman: You should learn to be compatible down. Male: This is a rapidly updated society that is too cost-to-exemption. Moreover, it has also caused a lot of resources for waste. I think they should expand memory. Female: Do you know, dear, some things are not a simple memory upgrade can solve, the key issue is the speed and cache size of the mind. Male: Their handling speed is not slower than me. They always do different topics to switch, but there is no result every time. Female: Are you not used to this way of opening multiple topic windows at the same time? Modern society is fully able to support this multi-task topic system. Male: But why I still can't insert it, or die? Woman: They won't you set up screen protection? M: I really want to browse their brain and see what headlines they have every day, but I don't know the entrance address. Female: Do you do it? Don't search for the keywords of their daily conversations without search engines? Male: This is not suspected of hacker. Female: Dear, it seems that you really need to improve your knowledge refresh frequency. Yes, there is also the wallpaper color of your clothes, you can't always use standard clothes wallpaper. Male: I hope that every time I talk to my colleagues start from me, I even hopes to paste the initialization conditions of this conversation into the previous friends circle. Women: I have to remind you that a development is not necessarily running everywhere. Male: No, I don't mean, I just want to seek better stability in social interaction. Female: I am very happy that you can change your partner strategy, I will soon give you a cold boot disk. However, before we safely exit this conversation task, don't you want to schedule my lips? Male: Hey! Dear, I almost forgot. (Scan in progress ...) found a small pepper error in the scan, retry or cancel? Female: Ignore!

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