One day and mm go to Hangzhou to play, look at the release pool in front of the Net Temple (it is a pool with countless turtles), see the full pool of the turtle in the swimming, the supper, the loved MM excited: "Wow ~ a lot The glans !!! "I went to the scene on the spot ....... mm immediately face red ...
One day, with a new collar laptop, a beautiful colleague came over to appreciate the machine. After reading the machine and watching the computer bag, then suddenly said the second strong joke in history: "Your foreskin is good!" Why is it second strong? Because I was shocked, I stunned, she said the strongest joke in history: "Let me open it."! ! ! Immediately, the number of blood, the personnel are unsupported.
Someone's signature file with someone has a chicken. One day a day, one MM follow: Your chick, you are cute, ^ 0 ^
Junior high school: When the get out of class, a group of people said a joke, (with men and women), of course, a very old joke: "There is an eunuch ..." Then, I didn't talk about it, one mm asked: " ? "I said:" Below? Below ... No ... "Everyone laughed, after a minute, this MM asked:" Why don't you: "" "I:" .................. "
Once I was talking about the problem in the dormitory, a brother gified GF. We said that the guys will usually have meals, and the little girl will generally. That mm said: "I will do it, I will be a chicken!" Everyone smiled. MM is unknown, and it is very straightforward: "I really will be a chicken!". Everyone touched the door, MM chased outside the door, standing on the hallway: "I will be a chicken!". Everyone is awkward and fled.
When I read undergraduate, I was responsible for managing the MM of the machine room asked our teachers (men) to remove a machine (in another room), when we were uploaded, she Standing at the door of the machine room, calling my teacher: "Teacher! You are really good !!" Everyone turned ~~~~~~~~~
One day, my sister and my brother go to school, when I took the car, I saw two dogs in mating. The younger brother asked what his sister was doing. "In fighting", my sister, I rushed him. At this time, my sister found two small rogue and old, and the eyes were still swept in her. "Look at what to see, want to fight?" The sister said loudly.
There is also, the school will open the sports meeting, and MM sit on the grass. At this time, there is a GG to borrow a sun umbrella. After a mm saw the big joy: "Quick, insert me back, plug in me later !!" Seeing GG faces, so that the mouth: "Add the sole umbrella back !!" "
One time and I have two friends (one pair), I will drive to the field, the road is very long. . . When I came back, I was sitting behind me. I didn't have time to sleep a night. I didn't want to call it. I woke up in MM and woke up. I am cool ~! I didn't expect MM, I said: "I have been sleeping, now I am going to let me sleep." In front of my friend immediately stopped, open the door, flashing, laughing. . . . I really don't know what to say. ~ ~ MM also has no reaction to come over ~~!
Think of a past, a BT in the junior high school, give a naive purity little girl out of the h riddle, the mystery is "Newlywed Night - a historical celebrity", the answer is "Charlie I". The little girl, of course, can't guess, so the BT is laughing, and the mystery is proudly published. I didn't expect ... The little girl is pursuit, and I have been chasing this BT. After playing, the little girl is afraid of a snake, no longer talking about H stories ............ a. One day I and a PP female colleague with the company ride a bicycle over Guanghua Bridge, because the bridge is more turbulent Reach your hand and push her after she, but I will explain her MM cover hard ...
b.. Waiting for the car together and the colleague MM, because the sun is very large, MM wears a thin dress, I can see very cool. . . MM I don't know how to stop. . . Changed N angles. . . I am more cool. . .
c .. Once I was sitting in a small machine, my colleague MM stood behind didn't know what to call me, I turned back, just kiss it on her mimi (summer, and very large)
d .. I opposite MM is a giant, one day, the second button of her tight shirt is open. . . . . She asked me: Do you do it? Old stare at me? I just said: Your button is opened ~~~
e .. When reading the second grade of the high school, he met a high-third division sister on the campus road. It was very familiar. She was a punch for this, and even the response was actually a punch for her. The fist has already hit it. Suddenly don't feel right, cool! To go!
f .. Said to eat with the boss and female secretary, take the car, the guest and the boss walk in the front, the female secretary walks behind them, I am in the end, suddenly discovering, the female secretary's latrack broth opened a The red underwear inside is revealed, wow, excited, I'm almost fainted, and finally go to the place, I can't help but tell her, otherwise she is BT, I I am afraid of bad things, I will fake her, take the opportunity to support her and put her skirt. I am sweaty.
g .. I went home early, suddenly rain, then turned into a continuous rain. At this time, someone knocked on the door. At first glance, two women with a very good relationship, they were on the day today, and after they finished, they were catching up with rainstorm, so they came to my house. God, a Bao, a plane, all did not wear BAR (many girls in that year), after being shilled, it is really terrible, and there is nothing to wear, I am in that time my eyes must be Walking, two MM faces are red.
H .. There is a final exam, still desperate book before the exam. As a result, put the package to the front, suddenly remembered the pen is still in the bag. When I turned, my girls came up. This is tight, but it is just summer. I feel very clear about all the main parts of her body. I think she is the same. Two faces are red as pig liver. As a result, the class is still there. Asked a female classmate to work on a day, she made her own, in her bag, the result was opened, a pack of sanitary napkins came out! sweat……
i .. Junior high school three grades, one day in the afternoon, two classes. The weather is very hot, the counsel table is sleeping on the table, the collar will take the BRA to go, I will take my eyes. Suddenly, the ghost table woke up, asked me, "You just see me?" I said, "Yes," "See it?" "See it." "What color?" "Red," I got my punch with my table. j .. One day I am lying on the company's long chair to watch magazine, one mm came to me to wear a short group with magazine, and the haha raised just right, so I said that she did not understand and arbitrarily for half a day. The red face rushed away, so I put the magazine in her seat, put the strips in the note ............. [内容 内容 保], in the afternoon she Please go to McDonald's to eat :)
k .. One day, two big sisters around the unit, go shopping in the middle of the street. When I came back, I spent a lot of banknotes. When a colleague plans to open her package, I have to eat, who knows the box and look at the box -------- condom! ! Tight on the spot! ! !
l.. I remember that I was tied with a PP classmate when I was high school. She stood on the podium. When I swept it down, I just finished it, I grew up, and wared the broom. As a result, her skirt gives it. Get up, @ #% ^ &% @ $ & ^ # @ * &% *
m .. Oh, one day company out of organizational activities, participants need to sign, I am sitting behind the sign in the door is responsible for registration, one mm comes in and then walks, watching the name, wow! Suspens! The upper body is nearly 90 degrees with the desktop, the collar is very low, there is no mistake, hollow! Ha ha. However, she immediately realized what it was from the moment of Thunder, and the top of it was opened. Oh, I think she realizes that the spring is leaking, and it is going to open the feelings.
n .. Summer, often go to the store shopping mall, of course, there are many MMs, classmates call me, let's turn, the arm feels that it is not right, and when I hit a MM's chest, my blush, her face is red , Dizzy, the long ugly point is nothing else! Going home, washing your arm, I didn't fall asleep overnight! ! ! ! !
o .. I stepped on the long skirt in front of my big bus, she almost fell, the little butt immediately showed, so beautiful underwear, the sexy ass! Good gentle slap !!!!!
P .. High School, I went to the pool to swim. I and my classmates in the deep water area. I have the farthest in the deep water. I closed my eyes (at that time, I didn't have Money to buy a swimming mirror, the water of the pool and glaring) a slap Going down, just hopping forward, suddenly feeling that there is a smooth and warm thing to stick to my face, I still don't know, still being smashed, then I have been in the past, then I know - I actually Drilling under a mm gear, the mm is a mess (at that time, I can't hear the sound on the water, I estimate that she should scream), I feel that there is countless "Foshan no shadow leg" on the back. , Then actually, the whole person was taken to the bottom of the pool. The belly was close to the bottom of the pool. I was also filled with a few pool water. I didn't dare to float the water immediately. I am afraid that I am hit by MM. It is sneak in a distance, and TMD almost didn't kill me. Later, I watered around, and there were a lot of people. I was very busy. No one gaked me, I didn't find the mm of me. Later, I hurt my back and hurt a few days Q .. I also have a PPMM at the same time. I wore a sleeveless dress when I was in class. I asked us to put my hands on the table because of class. MM's sitting posture slightly tilt, very small, very small MIMI, very small MIMI, and I'm going to see my name: "××, you don't listen to me, I have been watching the side, I don't listen to my class. What is good? "I have a big red, but the mm on the side didn't find it.
r .. Tried a three-wheeler with the beauty colleague, when getting off the bus, some people waiting to take our tricycle, after getting off the bus, two men are soon sitting up, then jumping up quickly, how to be so wet, one touch It is blood, next to the beauty colleague, and it is as white as paper, run away, I am afraid that two people are looking for me, and I have ran behind her, and then the two big men are in the street. S .. I and my girlfriend to see another pair of men and women, the result is when I find a position, I have no seats, I will hug your girlfriend, still warm, and suddenly someone hit me, I found it next to my girlfriend. Hold me, ah, ah, ah, hug to the girlfriend. That is awkward ... T .. One night, I took my bus and took a bus after getting off the bus. With my arm, I thought it was GF, and I didn't look at it. I got out of ten meters. When the girl next to him, I found it to go to the wrong person. At this time, my GF laughed and looked at me. . . . . . . . . ! ! !
u .. There is also a real story: When you read a high one, the occasional table is a drama beautiful MM. When I started a late study, the mm turned back and said that I would like to ask me that she is depressed and I have to solve the problem. Ok, you said, she is loud, often listening to others to mention the glans, what is this! I am fainting on the spot. . . . I have to answer, it is a good thing, I know, but you will know later. . . Since then, I don't dare to talk to her, and the seat is changed, I am afraid that she will ask what super BT is coming out. . . . .嘿嘿
v .. When you are high school, the classmates are particularly popular with the other faces to express their dissatisfaction. Of course, it is relatively strong. The specific method is thousands of change. The most common is to use the palm to resist the opponent's cheek (just like military training shooting exercises), if the feelings can be used in the opposite hand, clockwise or counterclockwise, until the other party is unlikely , Angry, I am talking about which martyrs, running questions) Before the day in the afternoon, talking with the surrounding classmates, suddenly suffering from the rear of MM's words attack, violently and sharply, I can't hold my anger. , Suddenly turned, operated by the above method ... When I turned back, I felt that there was something wrong ... At the same time, I sent MM full of surprised sound: "He touched me !!" I have already faint. W .. Tell you. One day this sister came from Chongqing to Chengdu. She asked me. Where is the more crazy place in Chengdu. I say. Bar, I told her a lot of fun bars in Chengdu, such as ducks // fluttering / / paper crane ..... and a lot of chicken bars. She looked in the bus: "Chicken Bar "" I suddenly ... stupid
