Let go of simple understanding
1. Bar:
A sexy girl swaying his butt from the toilet, sitting on the bar, putting a sultry posture against the chic stock, hooking the snack. Bartender is coming over: "What is the command of Miss?" Female is satisfied: "Is your manager?" Bartender replied: "He has something to go.". The girl took her hands to hold the wine, slowly touched, and put ten fingers to the mouth of the wine, the wine was gently sucked, and the ten fingers were finished, and the bartender asked: "Baby , What do you find for our manager? ". The girl replied: "I want to tell him, the paper in the toilet is gone.
2. Britthev and Carter in Switzerland,
Two people in the rest time are bored, starting more loyal than anyone. Carter first, he called in his news, pushing the window (outside the 20th floor) said: "John, jump from here!" John cried: "Can you like this, Mr., I still have a wife. "Carter was touched, and the tears said that he was wrong, called John, and then went to Belt Nnev, he also loudly called his own Guardi Ivan. "Ivan, jumping from here!" Ivan two words do not say to jump down, Carter hug him and said: "Are you crazy? Going to death!" Ivan struggled to jump Go on and said: "Let me go, the bastard, I still have a wife." 3. This is hard!!!
On a day of the Eden, Adam is bored to ask God: "Lord, although you gave me a lot, but I still feel good." God attaches him: "This, I created a" woman "to you. Yadon asked: "What is" Woman "?" God replied: "Woman" is the most calm, understanding, gentle and beautiful creation. Her intelligence can predict your desired, her solve and gentle You can see your emotions and make you happy, her beauty is comparable to the beauty of the sky, she will undoubtedly satisfy your needs and desires. Believe me, she will be your best partner! "Adam happily : "That's too good!" God said: "But you have to pay." Yadang asked: "For her, what do I have to pay?" God replied: "Your right hand, right foot, one eye, one ear And the left test. "Adam quietly considered a while, then he asked God:" That ... If you use a rib, how much can I get? "
5. One of the classic words, a ship is killed, 10 men and 1 woman falls down the island! After a month, the woman committed suicide, because she felt what happened this month, it was too disgusting! After a month, men buried women because they think this month is too disgusting! After a month, men have dug their women because they feel that this month is too disgusting! One month later, God made a woman resurrected, because God felt that this month was too disgusting.
6. A ragged tramp on the beach, suddenly, his feet kicked into a oil lamp. He wiped the oil lamp, so, the huge light god appeared. "So, I have three wishes to achieve it." "Wandering is very excited. "Nang said!" Said that "that is just a stupid man's exaggeration, you only have a wish to achieve, now, let's talk!" Wandering Han wants to think, say: "Well. I always want to go Tour, but my friend said that it is easy to hit the building in the past, and the boat is too slow, so you can help me, in China and. On a cross-sea bridge, I can drive. ! "" Hu said! You know, how much materials and power it takes to build such a bridge? I am not a fool, I don't think about it, you will change your wish! "The tramp is for a long time, then slow Successful: "Okay. I have been married before and after, I have been divorced for a long time. Every time I have been divorced. Every wife blames me to know her, saying that I can't understand her idea. So, great God, can you help me, let me open, know what the woman is thinking, especially when they are saying 'no', what is it? "" Hey, "Lights finished Long sighed, said: "Tell me, the cross-sea bridge, do you want 4 lanes or 6 lanes?" Is it difficult to understand? Simple: 7. There are 1 Americans, French, Chinese The 3 people desert adventures were fascinated in the desert. I found a god light when they desperate, so they were jealous and wiped two.
The elf drill from the god light and said: "Since you are summoned by you,
I will satisfy your three wishes, let's talk! "
Americans said: "I want rights" "I want money" "I want to return to China!"
"" A goddess, the Americans are willing to return home!
The French read very happy:
"I want beauty!" "I want to dress!" "I want to return to China!" The French returned to China!
The elf looks at the Chinese asks what you want?
The Chinese thought about it: "I will come to the bottle of the second pot!"
A person said to the elves since the drink: "Let's give a bottle of two pots!"
Drunk, the elf said the third wish: "I called me back!" The two of them came very angry, but the matter has been a fire, they also walked, they continued,
Fortunately, I found a magic lamp. This french and Americans must say it.
The Chinese said the first wish of the Elves: "Come to the bottles!" The rise of drinking: "Come back the bottle of two pots!"
The drunken wizard said the third wish: Ok, you can go back! "
8. Some Jun,
Extremely clean, everywhere, must be cleared, see it unwash your hands, ask questions: Today, it is just bringing a hand paper 9. Virtual:
A beautiful morning, the sky is sunny, but a farmer is drunk and smoked and smoked at the door. A passerby asked curiously: the old township, the weather is good today, how can you enjoy it, but you are drinking here. The farmer replied: Hey, some things, you can never explain. Human: What happened? Farmer: Today I am squeezing milk, just squeezing a smile, cow with left foot and turn over the road: it is very unlucky, but it is not yet.
Farmer: Hey, some things, you can never explain.
Human: That then?
Farmer: I tied her left leg in the column with a rope. The result is just a bucket to be filled. She uses the right leg to take the bucket.
Cross passers-by, laugh again: then?
Farmer: Hey, some things, you can never explain. I tied her right leg to the column, and the result was just a bucket, she scanned the bucket again with the tail.
Crosshant: It is unlucky. Forget it, don't be sad.
Farmer: Hey, some things, you can never explain.
Human: What else? !
Farmer: This time I didn't have a rope, I plan to take her tail to the column using a belt. I took out the belt and grab her tail. At this time, my trousers have fallen, and my girlfriend has come in ... Continue to continue 10. One day, the snail is walking on the road. Suddenly, a turtle climbed from it from it. Snail is injured in the middle of the road. At this time, the police came over to the hospital. Wake up for a snail, the police ask what it is. The snail said: 'I don't remember, it's too fast at the time.'. 11. Two couples have played a few hours of the bridge.
At this time, one of the men stood up to the bathroom. I sighed with his wife, said: "Tonight, I still understand what he wants to do this evening."
12. There is a farmer armor on the top of the mountain, and a mother pig is raised.
There is a boar in the mountain farmer. One day, the farmer called Farmers B: "The old brother, my sow is estrus, borrowing your live pig, after the pig, send two for pay. "So farmer B uses the trolley to push the boar to the top of the mountain .... The next day, the farmer has called again:" The old brother, I will have a pig, I will have a pig today, and I will add a more than one, how? "Then repeated once again. On the third day, when the farmer baked in bed, the boar had smiled and sat on the trolley.
