Jokes "a generous to die".

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"The pigs are the happiest." A pig eaten a feeding and said another pig.

The pig is very young, you will have a problem with your mind, and he also ate a feeding, not so elegant, ask: "Why, seniors?"

"You think, we will grow up from birth, enjoy super-class benefits - live air-conditioned houses, eat nutritious food, drink clean tap water, dirty someone gives us a clean room, sick someone give us Seeing a doctor - I simply can't think about anything else to enjoy such benefits, what is our only doing? Yes, enjoy, enjoy, eat full, sleep, long Get fat, don't do anything, don't want to think, you said, is this not very happy? "

The young pig is nod, the seniors are right, can n't it be like this? He said: "I really don't need to think, don't do anything, just eat, sleep, fat, you will go."

"Really, you really don't have to do it, even you don't have to move, if you are not because of health, you can lying all day. Of course, now pigs have reached such a realm, that is Your exercise is for the sake of long, in other words, it is for health. Our pig, no dog is so flexible, no cow is so strong, no horse run fast, we and their only differences, we can grow meat, So our healthy sign is to have a long meat, just like a dog to be flexible, but the cattle must be strong, the horse wants to run fast, we have to be long, try our best. "

The young pig happily called, it is a happiness of a pig.

After a month, the old pig found that the young pig was slim, he was surprised, knowing that there is a pig in the happiness world in the pig, it is the most serious problem. He felt that he had a responsibility to ask this matter, so he asked: "How to pull? How did you get thinner than before, this is an incredible thing."

The young pig saw him and said, "I am thinking, if we just eat, sleep, long, then we do? We can't entertain, can't work, more, we can't think about the problem - Because there is no problem, we can think about it, what is the purpose of our life? "

The elderly pig scared a jump, he actually wanted to think about the problem, that is, to think about it, this is a incredible thing, he is very worried about him, he feels that he must cancel it. He is ridiculous.

"You see." If he thinks, "our ancestors are wild boar, they live in the forest, can run around, you can think about anything, you can do anything you want, but they are malnourished I often eat a full meal for a few days, and they face many dangers, they have been eaten by other beasts, they can't get medical treatment, live in the wild, they are much more free than us, but their life is much shorter than us, They are very thin, for pigs, thin is unhealthy, they are very unhealthy. "

"but······"

"But they can think about it. What is stupid? What is the thinking thing? What is it? Do you think, what is thinking for? It is for a good day, that is, If you don't have a good day, you will think about it. Is it not a good day? What do you think? Thinking is to change, do you want to change? "" I ... ""

"Thinking about pigs is very terrible, because thinking about fees, that is, saying that you want to spend your body, you will be thin because of thinking, this is not a healthy life. Thinking is to Save, but you have a look, including all pigs in this pig farm, who is needed to be saved? Thinking is to pursue, but what else can you pursue? Everything, from the cradle The grave. It is all arranged. Thinking is for the next generation, you will have a happy life like you. Your move is very dangerous. Our pig, being raised here, eat , Live, life, it is very good, we should be grateful, they have to stay in the house from the wild, from the way to a stable home, from the food, don't wrap, how much you want to eat How much eat, you can't find anything that can complain, you don't think about the reason, then why do you want to think about the problem? "

The young pig looked at him, nodded: "Yes, why should I think about the problem?"

"The only thing we have to do now is returned to people, because it makes us so happy, what do they need to do? Need to be Zhang Wei, you need us to be healthy, this is a kind of hope. "

Young pigs said: "What is the benefit of what we have?"

The elderly pig heard that he asked such a such thing, it could not help but be horrified, and even anger, he said angry: "Why do you always think about what is the purpose? Just asked you, what is your purpose? Do you say? People, is more advanced than our more advanced animals, even we can live so happy, they still use it? They have not been for their own purposes, they have to be this earth All creatures provide excellent life, not only us, even those vegetables, even those vegetables are raised in the greenhouse. How great heart, what should we do? We should let them make these all kinds of heart blood It should be as fat as possible to return them, stupid. "

Young pigs finally understood, they were supported by a group of noble people, these people did not want to see them, just want to see them happily, this is really like a wonderful world.

So he stopped thinking, only worrying, sleeping, long, half a year, he has been very fat, and the fat is very difficult. His brain has seriously degraded, and no longer wants any problems, even if he is talking. People have seen him, very satisfied, so he feeds to him as much food as possible, he is further fat.

Finally, one day, came to a group, they tied him with a rope, put it on the car, ready to pull out. At this time, the elderly pigs were around him, he was still as thin as before, and he laughed at the young pig:

"Silly kid, you are going to be pulled to the slaughterhouse. Oops, pig is a pig, it is stupid. You will believe that I will believe in those ghosts. People are the most advanced animals in the world, and the most Selfish animals. Now I can tell you, there is no free lunch in the world - this is what people say, our pig can not say this - you have a long time free food, you know you need to pay At the price? We don't have money, you have to pay life, pay for the whole body of them. There is no love in this world, there is no great heart, only interest. Isn't it? Isn't it like a pig like a pig like a pig I believe there are those noble ghosts. Have you heard of people's logic? Do they have everything called investment, do you understand? Stupid, we are the object of their investment. Investment is the maximum interest, people Everything is based on this. I can't believe what is much more than this logic. Hey, you see me more kind, tell you these things, I can't help but say it for any pig. You can be an exception to you because you used to think about the pig. Unfortunately, you will not think now, it will not, it is unfortunately. "The young pig is silent, he is really no longer Will think, even if you are in front of him, he will no longer think.

"It's a pity," the elderly pig continued, "I am a smart pig, I actually try to figure out people's ideas, you look at me, not fat, very thin, is the most unhealthy in all pigs , But I can have been alive, it's not easy. This is because I am smart, because I will think. I am a porcine genius. I have been looking for a companion, that is you, you can This is very dangerous, very dangerous, because you will think, you will be unhealthy like me, you will teach other pigs, let them be unhealthy, this is too dangerous to me, so I also learned A person's selfishness, how is this? "

The young pig is almost silent. He has long lost his ability to think, and he did not understand what was going on.

At this time, people have come to the car, and the old pig is around the young pig, saying: "Goodbye, friends, I have to eat food, tell you So many words, I am hungry, but I will definitely eat less, I must not let myself be so fat, even if you have half your weight is also dangerous. "

He is going to leave, and suddenly heard the sound of young pigs: "Why can you always live, just because you thin?"

The elderly pig scared, he looked around, he can't believe that the young pig can talk, he remembers that he has lost his language has been very long.

"Are you talking?"

"Yes, please answer me."

The elderly pig smiled, he said: "I am surprised you can talk, that is, you can think, you are a geniic pig. I am willing to tell you the reason why I lived. In fact, very simple I am working for people. All the pigs with me are particularly fat, all in line with people's needs, and only I am thin. Don't you see the mystery this? Although I have no communication, Didn't say, but how is people are smart, they quickly discovered that I would like to raise a few pigs, this is the best embodiment of my economical value. I work for them, for me I can live, this is a matter of justification. I didn't hurt any other pigs, and I didn't even harm you, what did I say? In fact, I am talking about it, I didn't lie, no Deceive, just made a small reservation, I didn't tell you the end of your ending, and I actually know this ending. Can you blame me? Can you blame you? You can't accuse a smart pig, not this I can't even save yourself. Do you understand? Hey, do you understand? "At this time, people came over, they looked up the young pig, he lost his ability to think, the elderly pig Look at it, this is a good partner.

"It's really generous to die, even even shouting," people who lift pigs praise, "The pigs of this pig farm are like this, fat, and listen, kill it."

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