First talk about lazy
Episode 1:
I am more lazy, I don't forced it to wash clothes, sometimes T-shirts and socks, etc., until wearing it, you can't wear it directly.
A pair of socks have been worn for too long, and the whole feet of the front can be exposed. I saw the students before going to bed at night asked: How to buy it?
Faint ... immediately throw away the pair of socks next day.
Episode 2:
The old four of the shop is strong than me. After dirty clothes, I don't throw it, I put it there. When I need it, I will pick more clean in a large pile of clothes. Once, Jy Jy didn't know, the result of the next day, the mentor did just let him go to the podium to the podium, the result ... Oh, haha, I can't look up in a few days, I don't dare to come up. Classmates.
Eclipse 3:
The most powerful is the boss of the bedroom, and a coat can wear a winter, successfully solve the problem of inconvenient in the sky. So we ask him to teach secrets
- I am the jacket that I can wear, he explains, you can change the other side.
- That side is also dirty? We continue to ask
- When the other side of the outside is dirty, the side inside is almost clean.
-why? We don't understand
- Because the surface inside is clean on the sweater ...
Khan ... fainting, big cold
- What kind of sweater is not dirty? We continue to ask
- The sweater is not tight, and it is not seen inside anyway.
Dizzy ... sweat ... giant cold
- Just turning it out until it is inside, outside, sweaters can't be dirty, it is dirty, what should I do? We break the casserole asked
- Don't worry, at that time, winter has long passed ...
Vanish ... Waterfall sweat ... Silent ... Frees ...
Although this kind of words are in the boys, although they are generally used, they can also survive in June, sweating in the twilies.
However, these are not what is wrong than the dirty.
The boys are lazy, they will be dirty, I am.
Equation 4:
Sometimes there will be mosquitoes in the bedroom. I slept in a night, I was awake, I was very annoyed, and I was fascinated, and I got the past, I heard the "", I feel the whole world. There are many calm, and it is fascinating. The next morning, I found less socks. I remembered that I didn't think of my sock last night. I didn't see the trace. I was looking at it when I was confused. I found that the sock was firm. Sticking on the wall without falling overnight ... sweat ...
Episode 5:
Socks, etc., will be very sticky, and this bedroom is also deeply appreciated. When I took a shower with him, he suddenly "ah" when I took off my pants, I got a lot of JJ. I didn't solve him, who knows him:
--TMD underwear is too long to stick to JJ, just getting too much to pull JJ Pi Pilate ...
Collapse ING, a circle of people in the scene all overfolded.
Episode 6:
The old second is also quite strong, I went to the movie that day. After coming back, I have been crying. I will know that I have been hung by GF, and then ask for details. When I was watching a movie, I bought some snacks with GF Looking at it, I found no paper towels after I finished eating, I didn't have a paper towel. I saw it as if I had a handkerchief. I took out to GF. After the GF was wiped, I wiped my mouth, I feel somewhat, the cinema is too dark. Can't see, GF always feel awkward, brought the old two lighters and find that there is a handkerchief, and the other is the old two socks ...
Khan ... The old two has the habit of picking up the foot feet such as the classroom, and every time, the socks are plugged in the trouser pocket ...
Episode 7:
The most powerful or boss. Once in the bedroom, everyone is more smell (if you think we are idle, even this is more than), you can see that steam floating from the feet, full room, all rooms, Sighing, only the boss of the place is not going to make a silent boss, he doesn't hurry, take off the socks, put the feet out ... you can see the steam of the gas, but not going up, but down, ! God ... What is that ingredients, it is better than the air!
Suddenly, the taste filled the whole bedroom, how to describe it, just like a fierce pickled cylinder and add some smelling tofu, it is better, and the whole bedroom retreats throughout the bed ...
Everyone is so embarrassing until there is a bitterness.
The next plot belongs to a high degree of appetizer level. It is recommended to prepare for meals or friends skip, otherwise ... Don't blame I have not remind you ...
Episode 8:
I met many netizens during the university, regardless of GGJJDDMM, often invited to bedroom.
Three of the other weekend dormitory came out of the Wales CS, and I gave a PLMM to drink alcohol in the bedroom, this MM often comes to our bedroom, very familiar with everyone, so I am very open, and I also like this PL. Cute mm, I feel very happy with her, so the two people don't know how much, they have been drinking the bedroom lock door to react. Anyway, I can't go, the two continue to drink, and they have been falling in the table until I don't know.
In the middle of the night, I woken up by MM, I looked at her, MM said she would think convenient. It is also no wonder that there are so many drinks at night. This will always want to release memory.
I told her that I went to the corridor to the head is toilet, but the boys' dormitory only has a male toilet.
She shook his head and said not to go to the male toilet. I was afraid of being seen.
I thought about it, saying that I was going to find a wall in the corridor, I usually do this.
She frowned and smashed his mouth and won't say that the drum is said to death. If so, I would rather go to the male toilet.
What to do, really trouble ... I am a bit difficult.
Suddenly, I thought that we sometimes lazy to go out, I got a drinking beer bottle and handed her, telling her that I can use this solution first, I will remember it in tomorrow.
She thought about it, did not say it again, it seems to agree with this method.
But she didn't reach out to pick up the bottle, just rubbing his lips, look at the bottle, and see me again?
what happened again? I scratched my head and looked at the bottle and looked at her again.
Yes, the girl's root male child is different, can't be very convenient to aim such a small bottle mouth, I think.
Let me see around the shelf on the door of the roof door. I found a big space cup under the shelf. It looks more dirty, there should be no one should use it.
So I handed her with her, she nodded, and I would like to leave it temporarily.
I just want to be convenient, I will go out to put the door.
After walking two steps, she also drinks too much. I always feel that I don't feel relieved, I quietly returned to the window from the curtain gap.
MM put the cup on the stool, separate the legs, pick up the skirt, cover the cup into the skirt, then use the hand to help, close your eyes, relax, you seem to prepare ......
It seems that there should be no problem ... thinking, I turned to the toilet.
I know that girls have slowed down. In order to prevent in case, I turned in the corridor to go back.
I knocked on the door, didn't respond, pushed the door and found that she fell asleep at the table.
I laughed and shook his head, woke up her, helping her bed and slept.
After the arrangement, I got an yast, I didn't think much, I went to the bed of the old four.
Just sleep until the next morning, they came back, wake us up.
- I got up the lazy squid, the old man said that he looked at the big bottle, hey, how much did you drink ...
I played a yawn and got up, MM also got up and worked together.
I slept in the old two to the bed, it seems that I am too tired last night.
The old four came to the shelf, picked up a glass of water and screwed the cover and drunk.
- Wow, this water is not broken ... I have a few mouthfuls of drinking and I found it.
The boss took a cup to smell, brow wrinkle: water is getting off, can't drink, fill it ...
- Ah, that ... mm suddenly squatted, his face was red and left.
- What happened, I didn't sleep well, I think she is not too self-on, pat her head and say: Go, I will send you back, then you will make up.
......
On the way she went back, she suddenly attached to what I said in my ear, I almost sprayed out - the original in the morning is that she is convenient last night. The cup ...
Waterfall sweat ... Arctic cold ... Heads and sweys ...
On the way back, I decided not to tell the old four good ...
God, I thought it was a cup of laundry powder. It was a cup of the old four. It seems that we really want to pay attention to personal hygiene ... I started to celebrate it is not my own cup ...
......
However, I always felt that I couldn't say that I couldn't help but I couldn't help but tell him in the morning. The poor old four helped the wall to lane half a day, and I didn't have appetite for several days.
Every time MM retrospect, I will feel shy and funny, and we also decided to change your own habits and bad style.
Later, the habits of everyone have improved a lot. Reverely, I feel that I haven't tasted it. We all have fun. I am really thank you MM. In addition to the fourth, he still feels a loss, so I want to have a good MM, so ...
Stressing, then the following plot belongs to the restricted level, it is recommended that the heart of the stomach is the heart of the heart of the heart, otherwise ... You don't throw me with stinky eggs.
Also, everyone is only a pastime after reading, do not imitate.
Episode 9:
This is a thing that is only doing this bedroom.
I don't know where to learn, I bought some spicy tofu from the school cafeteria. After stirring, put some ham, poured into a lot of purple egg soup, and smashed into a sturdy. At first glance.
- **, good disgust, get what to do! Everyone expresses dissatisfaction with the old four of the fourth
So I since I started to tell us his plan:
Fort time about MM came out to eat together, put these disgusting things into plastic bags in the clothes, there is a lot of diet, then put these things out, next ... eat back ... ... The effect must be very people ...
- Wow ... telling here, the sleep is already turning it.
But think about it and feel very interesting, I really want to know what the effect will be, I feel that it will be very stimulated, so I will start preparing this plan together ...
As arranged, the onset of the bedroom in the evening invited mm to eat together, with the boss of the giant disgusting thing, and we kept the eyes and prepared for action.
Suddenly, the boss "Wow", a bunch of pastries spitd him full of big bowls in front of him.
MM is a sudden situation, and it is a little surprised to look at the boss.
Three of us left each other, pick up the spoon, and compete for the things in the bowl.
- Wow *, you can't spit it without eating, more waste. We said while eating
MM smashed his mouth and looked at our straightforward. People near the table are also used to see the god of the aliens. No matter how much, continue to eat.
The old four also specially scattered a spoon to MM: the taste is good, you don't want to come ...
The poor MM immediately got up and rushed to the toilet, and I believe it must be guilty.
We are smirked, and we still eat, and make a few people near the table.
- Haha, good fun, enough stimulation. The old four sides said that they smirked, it seems that he is revenge.
- Wait ... The old two seems to find out what, this taste is somewhat ...
I also feel a little awkward, picking up a tomatoti: Why have we put the Tomatoes in these things? ......
Three people are inseparable, and they will focus on the boss.
- Ah, not ... the boss said, from the arms, I haven't disassembled the package: I am really vomiting, I haven't come to tell you ...
Suddenly, write "Qingtian 霹雳" four big words of big stones from the sky, turn over the ground
- Wow ~~~~ * ~~~~~~~
After we frankly, we sent the boss to the ground.
Hey, after the event, we have a few MMs for a long time, you have a lot of appetite. If you don't have it, everyone will lose weight. Maybe only mm is not mentally mind: just add flowers on the brown, just to make the slim body to lose weight ......
Episode 10:
Have a winter sports class, learn to fight the army.
During the free event, the students are consciously practicing, but just learn is not familiar, and the action is slightly smashed, and some of them are slightly released, and the coaches can be shuck.
Suddenly, the old four heroes in our bedroom protrude, with a set of steel Jinlong, the movement of the pride attracted everyone's attention.
Every action seems to be in place, some seem to have exceeded the posture of military fist (too little MP, with a few symbols, let it
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That way, that posture, that, that power made all students attended, it is better to
After a long time, I finally finally put on a beautiful POSE:
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The whole set of movements were dripping, clean and venue, and suddenly, gave him the eyes of worship.
Who knows that the old four will pick up POSE, and the fingers say a sentence:
--Tnnd finally took the stick of sticky in the hand, did not expect it to stick to this tight, I was so boring for a long time ...
Suddenly turned over ...
After the group, the army fist with the army fist with just learned, this is a waste of everyone's expression.
Sweat ...
Episode 11:
I have found that there is no hand paper, I believe everyone has passed, then I don't have enough if you find the hand on the toilet, do you feel enough? I will know it in the next look.
In the classroom and the old two, I was squatting, and I suddenly screamed for forgetting the paper after squatting. Let me give him points.
Khan ..., forget, this kind of thing I know, this guy is the 6th time since I started school.
No way ... I haven't brought a lot, but I have to give him another half.
The two are far more far, I throw it to him, who knows too much, flying from his head, flying into another ... ...
sweat……
I have a stagnation, and the old second continues to look at me with the look of the expectation ... can't ... I said to him, I can't use it, I can't divide it again, or wait for me to come back to give you some.
I am afraid that I haven't come, I have shaken my head, I will go to class immediately.
What should I do, I also have a little difficult, we have a little far away, if you throw it, if you don't pick it up, then I am afraid yourself ...
Oh, this is not a problem ... I have a way ... The tone of the old two is very grasped.
Ok? Yes, there is any way ...
My voice didn't fall. I saw the old two pants and squatted, and I didn't wipe the PP, and I moved to this side ... I seem to think about the kneel next to me.
I almost fainted on the spot ...
Just when I went halfway, I suddenly came in a DD. I saw the old two who took the pants and walked with PP. At this time, I was confused, and I was still looking back at this time. When he arrived, two people smashed like this. I didn't know what to do ...
At this time, surrounded by quiet ... The two people are like a stone carving ...
For what is called the top, I believe that two people must have a deep understanding ...
It's been a four or five seconds. I don't know if it is nervous. The old two snow adds a flies. He obviously wants to suppress, but the more the sound of the sound of the body is rushed out from the narrow gap. The higher, the words in the primary school language are described, the sound is eager, as if the first-line steel wire is thrown into the horizon ...
Next, it is still the dead ...
At this time, I can't find any words to describe ... I only feel that the sweat on the back ...
In this way, the old two, the old two, the old two, really can't take much, and tears, put on the trousers, leaving the toilet, only the DD that I don't know is still there ...
After that, the old two swear to say that this semester will never go to the toilet ...
sweat……
Every time I retrospectively feel cold, I know him know that he knows that his PP seems to have not yet ...
Oh, I will remember the hand paper in the back toilet, otherwise ...
What, this story is not stimulated? That's going down, it is also about the toilet, absolutely enough stimulation.
Episode 12:
I finally came to me.
A chemical experiment, I secretly brought a bottle of sodium block when I was walking. Everyone knows that the sodium will have a sharp reaction, and it releases a lot of heat, just like a raw lime to encounter water. However, in contrast, the reaction is much more intense, so these sodium is preserved in the reagent bottle in kerosene.
Surgical, I don't know what effect will be put on these sodium blocks in the toilet, so I will turn the sodium block with the bottle of the kerosene, and put it next to the dormitory building toilet, then find a kneeling. Pull a sew moisture.
Waiting for a long time, no one has noted that the small remanament bottle is anxious.
Finally, there is a GG to sway, and I found this small bottle when I was halfway, so curiously directed the JJ direction, aiming at the bottle ...
Then I started to hear the jar, I flooked a lot of foam and steam like water.
The GG suddenly shocked, stopped 嘘, look at the bottle, and look at your JJ ...
At this time, I suddenly "" in the bottle, surrounded by four splashes, it seems that the reaction is too sharp to ignite the kerosene, the bottle is also rushing, and dragging a long flame in the air A arc.
The uninformed GG was obviously scared by this sudden situation, and screamed with his JJ and screamed out of the toilet ... The name is afraid that the ten miles can be smell ...
Next, the burning bottle was dropped from the air, fell into the side of the squat, and then came to the "咚" bottle dropped water, "" reacted the fierce explosion, then accompanied The "咝咝 咝咝" refining the same reaction releases a large number of steam sounds ... I will finally calm down, but there is no other person in the toilet, I will slowly come to the kneeling room, be careful to open the door ... ...
Wow*! It's really a terrible, the whole knee is filled with steam that can't say anything, the unknown generated in the pond, still in the "嗤嗤" flipped, and the wall around the wall The radius is covered with a shake, and the wall is used to describe it, but it is better ...
Sweat ...
Imagine the spectacular scene of the fire in the pool, and did not feel a sprinkle. I hurriedly closed the door, and no one found quickly left the scene ...
