Garfield Classic Quotations
Garfield, English name is Garfield, a typical enjoyment, born in 1978 - than I am old! The following is my classic quotation I reprinted from the Internet, I have made a small amount of deletion and modification. Don't ask for others, just seek even the reading can change!
1, - Don't tell them that I have done a good thing, this will affect my image!
2, you have brought an old and useless guy back, and not me.
3, love is coming soon, only the pork roll is eternal.
4, Garfield is definitely not born for pork, but the pork roll must be born for Garfield.
5, Oudi, let's eat ice cream, but you have to look at me.
6, I am fat, I am lazy - but I am proud!
7, I can't let the chicken write behind my name.
8. This hamburger's taste is good, but it is better to be eight good.
9. Today I have to do push-ups ... Oh, yeah ... Today, I will push first ... Tomorrow again ...
10, the belly is big, terrible is that there is no good thing in your stomach.
11, with it, who will eat mice?
12, "Oudi frozen in the window, it is pitiful. I really can't bear to see him. No, can I sit on? I have to do something." Gagira turned on the curtain.
13. You can let the kitten leave the pie, but you can't let the meat cake leave the kitten.
14. If you don't want to eat something, you have to let it think about something.
15. The trouble of chocolate is: You eat it, it is gone.
16. The cutest thing is a small table with a pork roll.
17, (deep deposition ...) - Is I dreaming? - (Rush to your own "bed", set off the quilt ...) There is no me in the quilt, not sleeping ...
18. There are still something more important than money in this world, such as ite.
19. Today is New Year's Day ... I decided not to sleep for more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In this case ... 8x365 / 24 ... 121.6 days ... May 3, I got up!
20. The character of failure will continue to fail. If you want to see his failure, he will not let you down.
21, Garfield wants three wishes: "The first is to have pork volumes, the second or pork rolls, the third, oh, you are wrong, I want more wishes, so I can get more Many pork rolls. "
22. In the future, I will never do something to Ou Di, ... maybe, maybe not forever.
23, now, can you give us Monday? There are also Wednesday and the entire August, Wisconsin and Chocolate candies. ... is right, there is a little, can you give me my coins?
24. There is a beautiful lady who tells you that you are so cute, and you still ask me nothing!
25. If you can't defeat your enemies, join them.
26, the cat is rushing to the speed of food and the amount of food.
27, "Garfield, you won't really send me to Abu Dhabi?" "No, Narman, I won't. I will use a slow, so you can cheaper."
28, the spherical shape is also a body.
29, no, fruit cake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other is raisin, and there is a snail.
30, - Joen, if you guise, how many chocolate beans are there, this jar is attributed to you. - I guess you have already eaten them. --you guessed right!
31, Narman: Garfield, are you going to defend me? Garfield: No, I am coming to confirm that you are guilty. .......... You said that the cat committee will judge Narman how many years, I see the best sentenced to 99 years. ..........
32. Although Oudi is a dog, it sometimes lives like a dog. - Cat philosophers 33, the dog's problem is that they do not have an ON / OFF switch.
34, Handy Hand holds an ice cream, said to Ou Di: Oui, or do you want to pick it up? Oudi is satisfied with the sincere and look forward to Garfield. Garfield is stretched out in Oudi's face, continue to eat ice cream ...
35, Garfield Safety Tips: 1. Don't intend to eat enough for the second round, you will take enough food. 2. Turn the zero point of the scale to 5 kg. 3. Never eat slim sugar. 4. Don't make a girlfriend in your restaurant or cake store. 5. We will eat more vegetables to lose weight, so you can eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits, etc. 6. Cool food should not eat more (but ice cream). 7. Little every meal, don't eat it all-in-law - say that the cherry on the Santae in the Santae. 8. More follows more than your fat.
36, come here! I have to go to sleep today's third nap.
37, I wished to the stars. I don't really believe it, but it is also free, and there is no evidence that it is not a good.
38. I am bungee, can you see it?
39, sleeping beautiful, 16 hours, I like to sleep short.
40, Garfield saw that Pu Di ran into an ancient castle, just followed. Open a door, a hall in the Hall of Winter. Garfield shouted: "Ou Di!" Echo (gradually weak): "Opi-Oudi-Odi-" Garfield shouted: "Where are you?" Echo (still gradually): "Where are you? ? - Where are you? - Where are you? - "Garfield wants: This sound is good. Garfield continues to shout: "Garfield is the most beautiful and handsome cat in the world!" Echo (gradually): "It's impossible - Hu said - 说 - 人 -"
41, Jon: "Gay Cat, what do you guess? What is it for you?" Garfield: No matter what, just can eat.
42, Jon is taking a shower, Garfield is sleeping. Garfield: Those who sing while taking a shower should pull to the street to shoot.
43, Garfield waited for meal on the table, Jon is busy going out. Garfield: Hey, have you not forget what important thing? ............ Garfook: To know, it is a victory in some states who don't give your cats.
44. In this world, money is not universal, because there is a credit card.
45, you must love your neighbors, of course, don't let her husband know.
Finally, I wish all of the famous people good luck!
Posted on July 06, 2004 11:44 AM
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